184 Days Till the next next version of Ubuntu

Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the days
until the next release of that Piece Of **** OS they call Ubuntu. Maybe the
next version will be called: Stinky Sphincter.

Remember, Ubuntu is FREE, they give it away because they can't charge for
it. Alias claims that Ubuntu is downloaded millions of times when in reality
their counting software is way off. Ubuntu has been downloaded maybe 5,000
times.

Out of those 5,000 REAL downloads: 4,900 downloads are trashed before
installation.

The other 100 downloads are installed.

Within the first two hours of installation: 63 people have decided that
Ubuntu sucks. Remove it from their machine and NEVER tell anyone they even
tried Ubuntu.

That leaves 37. Out of those 37, 20 people have removed Ubuntu within the
first five hours.

That leaves 17. Out of those 17, 9 people have removed Ubuntu within the
next two days. Reason is because they have other stuff to do and it takes
them awhile.

That leaves 8. Out of those 8, 4 people have removed Ubuntu within the next
four days.

That leaves 4. Out of those 4, all of them are retards who don't know how
to use a computer so it is safe to say, 4 people still have Ubuntu on their
machines out of the original 5,000 downloads.

This has been verified to be true.

Right. At least they are not like MS. Wait several years for a new
version; deliver it late; and still not get it right!

so why don't you go to sleep for about 180 days?

"ray" <> wrote in message
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> Right. At least they are not like MS. Wait several years for a new
> version; deliver it late; and still not get it right!

Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the days
> until the next release

You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
30 and February has 28.

Alias

On Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:33:57 -0400, Chuck wrote:

> so why don't you go to sleep for about 180 days?

Geez - I'm not THAT tired. Anyway, by then I may be about ready to install
8.10. I've not done 8.04 yet because 7.10 ain't broke.


>
> "ray" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Right. At least they are not like MS. Wait several years for a new
>> version; deliver it late; and still not get it right!

"Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
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> Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
>> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the
>> days until the next release
>
> You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
> 30 and February has 28.
>
> Alias

Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu comes
out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care. Except you.

Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.
For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.

Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
> news:ge4ahd$ijf$...
>> Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
>>> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the
>>> days until the next release
>> You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
>> 30 and February has 28.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu comes
> out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care. Except you.

A lie.

>
> Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.

Another lie.

> For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.

Another lie.

Didn't your mommy teach you that lying isn't a good thing to do?

Alias
>
>
>

"Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
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> Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
>> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
>> news:ge4ahd$ijf$...
>>> Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
>>>> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the
>>>> days until the next release
>>> You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
>>> 30 and February has 28.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu comes
>> out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care. Except you.
>
> A lie.
>
>>
>> Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.
>
> Another lie.
>
>> For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.
>
> Another lie.
>
> Didn't your mommy teach you that lying isn't a good thing to do?
>
> Alias
>>
>>

Didn't your MAMA teach you to stop annoying others?

Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
> news:ge50m5$i2d$...
>> Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
>>> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
>>> news:ge4ahd$ijf$...
>>>> Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
>>>>> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the
>>>>> days until the next release
>>>> You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
>>>> 30 and February has 28.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>> Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu comes
>>> out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care. Except you.
>> A lie.
>>
>>> Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.
>> Another lie.
>>
>>> For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.
>> Another lie.
>>
>> Didn't your mommy teach you that lying isn't a good thing to do?
>>
>> Alias
>>>
>
> Didn't your MAMA teach you to stop annoying others?

If you get annoyed by my posts, that's your problem.

Alias

"Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
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> Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
>> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
>> news:ge50m5$i2d$...
>>> Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
>>>> "Alias ;-)" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:ge4ahd$ijf$...
>>>>> Spanketh Thy Monkey wrote:
>>>>>> Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down
>>>>>> the days until the next release
>>>>> You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days,
>>>>> others 30 and February has 28.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu
>>>> comes out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care.
>>>> Except you.
>>> A lie.
>>>
>>>> Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get
>>>> laid.
>>> Another lie.
>>>
>>>> For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.
>>> Another lie.
>>>
>>> Didn't your mommy teach you that lying isn't a good thing to do?
>>>
>>> Alias
>>>>
>>
>> Didn't your MAMA teach you to stop annoying others?
>
> If you get annoyed by my posts, that's your problem.
>
> Alias

No problem here. I just keep responding with the truth about that piece of
**** they call Ubuntu which NOBODY wants or uses.

Remember Ubuntu is FREE and NOBODY wants it. That should tell you all you
need to know about it.