50 ways to leave your Vista!

This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your Lover

The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4

See links on the bottom of post too

50 ways to leave your Vista

The problem is all inside your Drive
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista

She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista....

CHORUS:
You just format the drive , Clive
Get a New Mac , Jack
Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Boot from a *nix, Jix
You don't need to discuss much
Just erase your C, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please eXPlain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista

CHORUS

You just format the drive , Clive
Get a New Mac , Jack
Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Boot from a *nix, Jix
You don't need to discuss much
Just erase your C, Lee
And get yourself free



Original lyrics

http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html

Pretty sad. You really have nothing to do. Why not ask your Mommy if you
can go outside and play. Turn off the computer, put your blanket down,
finish your bottle, and go play.

"On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
news:47bb4610$...
> This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your
> Lover
>
> The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
>
> See links on the bottom of post too
>
> 50 ways to leave your Vista
>
> The problem is all inside your Drive
> She said to me
> The answer is easy if you
> Take it logically
> I'd like to help you in your struggle
> To be free
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
>
> She said it's really not my habit
> To intrude
> Furthermore, I hope my meaning
> Won't be lost or misconstrued
> But I'll repeat myself
> At the risk of being crude
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
> Fifty ways to leave your Vista....
>
> CHORUS:
> You just format the drive , Clive
> Get a New Mac , Jack
> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
> Just get yourself free
> Boot from a *nix, Jix
> You don't need to discuss much
> Just erase your C, Lee
> And get yourself free
>
> She said it grieves me so
> To see you in such pain
> I wish there was something I could do
> To make you smile again
> I said I appreciate that
> And would you please eXPlain
> About the fifty ways
>
> She said why don't we both
> Just sleep on it tonight
> And I believe in the morning
> You'll begin to see the light
> And then she kissed me
> And I realized she probably was right
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
> Fifty ways to leave your Vista
>
> CHORUS
>
> You just format the drive , Clive
> Get a New Mac , Jack
> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
> Just get yourself free
> Boot from a *nix, Jix
> You don't need to discuss much
> Just erase your C, Lee
> And get yourself free
>
>
>
> Original lyrics
>
> http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html
>
>
>
>
>

I think you, idiot, should leave the Vista NG.

"On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
news:47bb4610$...
> This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your
> Lover
>
> The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
>
> See links on the bottom of post too
>
> 50 ways to leave your Vista
>
> The problem is all inside your Drive
> She said to me
> The answer is easy if you
> Take it logically
> I'd like to help you in your struggle
> To be free
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
>
> She said it's really not my habit
> To intrude
> Furthermore, I hope my meaning
> Won't be lost or misconstrued
> But I'll repeat myself
> At the risk of being crude
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
> Fifty ways to leave your Vista....
>
> CHORUS:
> You just format the drive , Clive
> Get a New Mac , Jack
> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
> Just get yourself free
> Boot from a *nix, Jix
> You don't need to discuss much
> Just erase your C, Lee
> And get yourself free
>
> She said it grieves me so
> To see you in such pain
> I wish there was something I could do
> To make you smile again
> I said I appreciate that
> And would you please eXPlain
> About the fifty ways
>
> She said why don't we both
> Just sleep on it tonight
> And I believe in the morning
> You'll begin to see the light
> And then she kissed me
> And I realized she probably was right
> There must be fifty ways
> To leave your Vista
> Fifty ways to leave your Vista
>
> CHORUS
>
> You just format the drive , Clive
> Get a New Mac , Jack
> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
> Just get yourself free
> Boot from a *nix, Jix
> You don't need to discuss much
> Just erase your C, Lee
> And get yourself free
>
>
>
> Original lyrics
>
> http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html
>
>
>
>
>

you just made my kilfile.. geez you have no humor.. actually this tune with
the vista lyrics have been on my mind for a long time.. each time someone
cries for help on the phone and I save them from Vista.


"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Pretty sad. You really have nothing to do. Why not ask your Mommy if you
> can go outside and play. Turn off the computer, put your blanket down,
> finish your bottle, and go play.
>
> "On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
> news:47bb4610$...
>> This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your
>> Lover
>>
>> The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
>>
>> See links on the bottom of post too
>>
>> 50 ways to leave your Vista
>>
>> The problem is all inside your Drive
>> She said to me
>> The answer is easy if you
>> Take it logically
>> I'd like to help you in your struggle
>> To be free
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>>
>> She said it's really not my habit
>> To intrude
>> Furthermore, I hope my meaning
>> Won't be lost or misconstrued
>> But I'll repeat myself
>> At the risk of being crude
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista....
>>
>> CHORUS:
>> You just format the drive , Clive
>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>> Just get yourself free
>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>> You don't need to discuss much
>> Just erase your C, Lee
>> And get yourself free
>>
>> She said it grieves me so
>> To see you in such pain
>> I wish there was something I could do
>> To make you smile again
>> I said I appreciate that
>> And would you please eXPlain
>> About the fifty ways
>>
>> She said why don't we both
>> Just sleep on it tonight
>> And I believe in the morning
>> You'll begin to see the light
>> And then she kissed me
>> And I realized she probably was right
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista
>>
>> CHORUS
>>
>> You just format the drive , Clive
>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>> Just get yourself free
>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>> You don't need to discuss much
>> Just erase your C, Lee
>> And get yourself free
>>
>>
>>
>> Original lyrics
>>
>> http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>

Why thank you. I just made your kilfile? I am going to go out tonight and
celebrate. Hopefully you will never respond to another one of my posts.
Just FYI


"On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
news:...
> you just made my kilfile.. geez you have no humor.. actually this tune
> with the vista lyrics have been on my mind for a long time.. each time
> someone cries for help on the phone and I save them from Vista.
>
>
> "Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Pretty sad. You really have nothing to do. Why not ask your Mommy if
>> you can go outside and play. Turn off the computer, put your blanket
>> down, finish your bottle, and go play.
>>
>> "On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
>> news:47bb4610$...
>>> This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your
>>> Lover
>>>
>>> The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
>>>
>>> See links on the bottom of post too
>>>
>>> 50 ways to leave your Vista
>>>
>>> The problem is all inside your Drive
>>> She said to me
>>> The answer is easy if you
>>> Take it logically
>>> I'd like to help you in your struggle
>>> To be free
>>> There must be fifty ways
>>> To leave your Vista
>>>
>>> She said it's really not my habit
>>> To intrude
>>> Furthermore, I hope my meaning
>>> Won't be lost or misconstrued
>>> But I'll repeat myself
>>> At the risk of being crude
>>> There must be fifty ways
>>> To leave your Vista
>>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista....
>>>
>>> CHORUS:
>>> You just format the drive , Clive
>>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>>> Just get yourself free
>>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>>> You don't need to discuss much
>>> Just erase your C, Lee
>>> And get yourself free
>>>
>>> She said it grieves me so
>>> To see you in such pain
>>> I wish there was something I could do
>>> To make you smile again
>>> I said I appreciate that
>>> And would you please eXPlain
>>> About the fifty ways
>>>
>>> She said why don't we both
>>> Just sleep on it tonight
>>> And I believe in the morning
>>> You'll begin to see the light
>>> And then she kissed me
>>> And I realized she probably was right
>>> There must be fifty ways
>>> To leave your Vista
>>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista
>>>
>>> CHORUS
>>>
>>> You just format the drive , Clive
>>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>>> Just get yourself free
>>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>>> You don't need to discuss much
>>> Just erase your C, Lee
>>> And get yourself free
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Original lyrics
>>>
>>> http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7Xh0m_Oco

"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Just FYI

As this phrase occurs in all your excuses for posts, have you just heard
someone use it, and thought that it sounds great? I'm damn' sure you don't
know what it means.....

Wait a minute, I AM the Village Idiot.

On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:28:48 -0500, "AlexB" <> wrote:

>I think you, idiot, should leave the Vista NG.
>
>"On the Bridge" <> wrote in message
>news:47bb4610$...
>> This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your
>> Lover
>>
>> The tune can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
>>
>> See links on the bottom of post too
>>
>> 50 ways to leave your Vista
>>
>> The problem is all inside your Drive
>> She said to me
>> The answer is easy if you
>> Take it logically
>> I'd like to help you in your struggle
>> To be free
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>>
>> She said it's really not my habit
>> To intrude
>> Furthermore, I hope my meaning
>> Won't be lost or misconstrued
>> But I'll repeat myself
>> At the risk of being crude
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista....
>>
>> CHORUS:
>> You just format the drive , Clive
>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>> Just get yourself free
>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>> You don't need to discuss much
>> Just erase your C, Lee
>> And get yourself free
>>
>> She said it grieves me so
>> To see you in such pain
>> I wish there was something I could do
>> To make you smile again
>> I said I appreciate that
>> And would you please eXPlain
>> About the fifty ways
>>
>> She said why don't we both
>> Just sleep on it tonight
>> And I believe in the morning
>> You'll begin to see the light
>> And then she kissed me
>> And I realized she probably was right
>> There must be fifty ways
>> To leave your Vista
>> Fifty ways to leave your Vista
>>
>> CHORUS
>>
>> You just format the drive , Clive
>> Get a New Mac , Jack
>> Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
>> Just get yourself free
>> Boot from a *nix, Jix
>> You don't need to discuss much
>> Just erase your C, Lee
>> And get yourself free
>>
>>
>>
>> Original lyrics
>>
>> http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/..._to_leave.html
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>

Hey bonehead, who invited you to our party?

Buzz off. Just FYI

"Gordon" <> wrote in message
news:fpfj3r$270$...
> "Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Just FYI
>
> As this phrase occurs in all your excuses for posts, have you just heard
> someone use it, and thought that it sounds great? I'm damn' sure you don't
> know what it means.....
>

"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> Hey bonehead, who invited you to our party?
>
> Buzz off. Just FYI

Ooooh! get you!