Activation on the road....

I had to change a flat tire..

... suddenly I could not open the cars door...

I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could not start
the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing light near the
speedometer...

it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car again
because you have changed something in the mechanical configuration.
We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you arent!

I would never buy an automobile where there was a clause in the purchase
agreement that allowed the manufacturer to do such a thing.

As you know, not not every computer event has a related vehicle comparison
and this ludicrous comparison of yours is evidence to that fact.
However your anti Microsoft agenda needs to feed on all it can even if all
you have is fiction as in your post.

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Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar


"Tiberius" <> wrote in message
news:...
>I had to change a flat tire..
>
> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...
>
> I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could not
> start the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing light near
> the speedometer...
>
> it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car again
> because you have changed something in the mechanical configuration.
> We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you arent!
>
>
>

Geez, I didn't know they built cars in Redmond.

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"Tiberius" <> wrote in message
news:...
>I had to change a flat tire..
> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...
> I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could not
> start the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing light near
> the speedometer...
> it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car again
> because you have changed something in the mechanical configuration.
> We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you arent!

Tiberius spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:

> I had to change a flat tire..
>
> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...
>
> I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could
> not start the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing
> light near the speedometer...
>
> it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car again
> because you have changed something in the mechanical configuration.
> We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you arent!

As you never stated not one time the car was yours, I'd figure that's
perfectly normal behavior on any decent vehicle when you smash out the
window and crawl in like that.

You've activated the anti-theft system.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:
> I would never buy an automobile where there was a clause in the purchase
> agreement that allowed the manufacturer to do such a thing.

But you would buy an OS with such a clause...?

>
> As you know, not not every computer event has a related vehicle
> comparison and this ludicrous comparison of yours is evidence to that fact.
> However your anti Microsoft agenda needs to feed on all it can even if
> all you have is fiction as in your post.
>

If MS was not so anti-customer, so many of it's customers would not turn
anti-MS.

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free speech rights under the First Amendment and is a cornerstone of the
creativity and innovation that is a hallmark of this country. Consumer
rights in the digital age are not frivolous."
- Maura Corbett

NotMe wrote:
> Geez, I didn't know they built cars in Redmond.
>
>
I don't think they build operating systems in redmond, either. Just
defective crap, pawned off on the public as an OS...

Tiberius wrote:

> I had to change a flat tire..
>
> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...

Get OnStar® by GM.
They can remotely unlock your car door for you.
Only a moron like you would break a window to get into your own car.
You view every problem as a nail cause all you've got in your tool box
(brain) is a hammer.
You're really just a fukkin idiot aren't you?
Frank

"But you would buy an OS with such a clause...?"
The answer is obvious.
And the fact Microsoft does this is well known with plenty of information
available to any and all who desire it.

"If MS was not so anti-customer,..."
Perhaps but Tiberius is not that kind.
The continuing need to change handles in an effort to stay visible to those
who desire otherwise is a good indicator of a troll.

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Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar


"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
<> wrote in message news:fdcdj8$fdi$...
> Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:
>> I would never buy an automobile where there was a clause in the purchase
>> agreement that allowed the manufacturer to do such a thing.
>
> But you would buy an OS with such a clause...?
>
>>
>> As you know, not not every computer event has a related vehicle
>> comparison and this ludicrous comparison of yours is evidence to that
>> fact.
>> However your anti Microsoft agenda needs to feed on all it can even if
>> all you have is fiction as in your post.
>>
>
> If MS was not so anti-customer, so many of it's customers would not turn
> anti-MS.
>
> --
> Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
> http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html
>
> "Fair use is not merely a nice concept--it is a federal law based on free
> speech rights under the First Amendment and is a cornerstone of the
> creativity and innovation that is a hallmark of this country. Consumer
> rights in the digital age are not frivolous."
> - Maura Corbett

Mhzjunkie wrote:

> Tiberius spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:
>
>> I had to change a flat tire..
>>
>> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...
>>
>> I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could
>> not start the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing
>> light near the speedometer...
>>
>> it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car again
>> because you have changed something in the mechanical configuration.
>> We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you arent!
>
>
> As you never stated not one time the car was yours, I'd figure that's
> perfectly normal behavior on any decent vehicle when you smash out the
> window and crawl in like that.
>
> You've activated the anti-theft system.
>
That's funny! :-)
Frank

Frank spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:

> Mhzjunkie wrote:
>
>> Tiberius spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:
>>
>>> I had to change a flat tire..
>>>
>>> .. suddenly I could not open the cars door...
>>>
>>> I smashed the window and forced my way in only to see that I could
>>> not start the car.. it was blocked somehow... there was a flashing
>>> light near the speedometer...
>>>
>>> it read: You have to call the manufacturer to activate your car
>>> again because you have changed something in the mechanical
>>> configuration. We say you are a thief.. now you have to prove you
>>> arent!
>>
>>
>> As you never stated not one time the car was yours, I'd figure that's
>> perfectly normal behavior on any decent vehicle when you smash out
>> the window and crawl in like that.
>>
>> You've activated the anti-theft system.
>>
> That's funny! :-)
> Frank

:-)

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Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END