You know, NoStop, you make me wonder. Reading your posts I see such a
limited arsenal of putdowns it is just pathetic. This worn out so called
"joke" about the poster's age being below the drinking age has been
regurgitated by you and your friendly trolls so many times you soon will
have trouble pulling it out the recycling bin. It may be shredded inside of
it. Errant bytes may get in and perhaps (for the first time!!!) change it's
meaning. This even is unlikely to make it better. More likely it will become
a more cryptic piece of gibberish.
Also this "joke" told repeatedly suggests that you do hit bottle
occasionally or perhaps on a regular basis.
NoStop, there is this Indian (East Indian) folk story. A bunch of blind
beggars travel down the road and hit an elephant. They try to get an
impression of what elephant is. One of them grabs the tail and screams:
"Elephant is like a snake." Another one grabs its ear and says that elephant
is like a pancake. The third one touches a leg and says: "No, elephant is
like a column." And yet another blind young beggar, by the name NoStop, is
very inquisitive and he wants to know more. The boy crawls under the
elephant's stomach and the animal begins urinating. "Elephant is a rain,"
screams the boy when the stream of urine hits his face. When I grow up I
will establish a company. I do not know what it will do but I know how the
name will start: "Elephant Boy...."
Oh, sh*it. Mother Theresa!
"NoStop" <> wrote in message
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> gls858 wrote:
>
>> alexB wrote:
>>> Adoration of the Acronis True Image.
>>>
>>> Sales have been sagging at ***** Computer. The sales department has
>>> decided to launch a new grass root campaign. Mrs. X started this thread:
>>>
>>> Post 1:
>>>
>>> Mitsy, You should remember, I told you at the last writers conference
>>> that I am writing a bestseller. After we installed Vista I really had
>>> hard time saving it on the hard disk. Every night when I save my file
>>> the hard disk becomes soft and next morning my bestseller is not a
>>> bestseller. I want to save my bestseller in a True Image, you know that
>>> and this terrible operating system did not want to do it.
>>> In total desperation I googled for "true image" and you know what? I
>>> found this incredible company that sells cccAcronis True Image. I
>>> grabbed my credit card right away and downloaded it. It does save my
>>> bestseller in True Image. No Vista in the world can do it.
>>>
>>> Post 2:
>>>
>>> Betsy, your stuttering is getting totally unacceptable. I could not
>>> understand what you'd downloaded. I told you at the last conference that
>>> I am also writing a bestseller. I had such terrible time with Vista that
>>> I decided to download guess what? Acronis True Image because without it
>>> I could not even look at myself in the mirror. Even my mirrors did not
>>> show me in my true image.
>>> You know what, Betsy? Now I can save my bestseller on a hard disk and in
>>> the morning I find it finished. Could you believe it? Acronis True Image
>>> has this wonderful property. It can finish your writing while you sleep.
>>> Is it not wonderful Not to mention that fact that I can see myself in
>>> the mirror 10 years younger, in real, true image.
>>>
>>> Post 3:
>>>
>>> Mitsy, I told you that I also downloaded Acronis True Image. I don't
>>> know why you are saying my stuttering is so bad. Acronis actually
>>> improved it too. You know what I discovered? For an additional hundred
>>> dollars I could turn a switch in Acronis and it not only finished my
>>> bestseller but wrote total five new bestsellers. My hard disk was filled
>>> with bestsellers. I am going to be rich.
>>>
>>> Post 4
>>>
>>> Betsy, The things are really looking up. I am writing NoStop. And you
>>> know what, men got a wind of it too. Oh boy, I think it has this
>>> elephant quality in it. My old man downloaded it yesterday and you could
>>> not believe it. Last night it was much better than with Viagra.
>>
>> You need to get out more. Turn off your PC and go have a beer.
>>
> They don't serve 12 year olds alcohol. Maybe his mommy can buy him a coke?
>
>> gls858
>
> Cheers.
>
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