Ain't this great...

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm


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Ballmer

Sthief Ballmer <> wrote in news:gjr7tc$60r$1
@news.motzarella.org:

> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm

I don't see what 'patentable' in that.

And I also don't see who would go for that.

"Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
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> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>
>
> --
> Ballmer

You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the agreement,
ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you paying triple again.

On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:

> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
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>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>
>>>
>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Ballmer
>>>
>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you paying
>>> triple again.
>>
>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>
>> --
>> Ballmer
>
> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like Yours.
> Just FYI.

If brains were dynamite
you would not have enough
to blow your nose

"measekite" <> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>
>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>
>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>> paying
>>>> triple again.
>>>
>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Ballmer
>>
>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>> Yours.
>> Just FYI.
>
> If brains were dynamite
> you would not have enough
> to blow your nose

And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.

On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:04:00 -0800, Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "measekite" <> wrote in message
> news:jvr8l.222$...
>> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>>
>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>
>>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
>>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>>> paying
>>>>> triple again.
>>>>
>>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Ballmer
>>>
>>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>>> Yours.
>>> Just FYI.
>>
>> If brains were dynamite
>> you would not have enough
>> to blow your nose
>
> And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.

Hey schmuck; You just posted under Bill Yanaire and readers look at your
stupid statement above and can without a doubt deduce that you are Da Lamb
Chop and Da Baboon. You are also Da Forger.

"measekite" <> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:04:00 -0800, Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>> news:jvr8l.222$...
>>> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
>>>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>>>> paying
>>>>>> triple again.
>>>>>
>>>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>
>>>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>>>> Yours.
>>>> Just FYI.
>>>
>>> If brains were dynamite
>>> you would not have enough
>>> to blow your nose
>>
>> And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.
>
> Hey schmuck; You just posted under Bill Yanaire and readers look at your
> stupid statement above and can without a doubt deduce that you are Da Lamb
> Chop and Da Baboon. You are also Da Forger.

How will readers deduce that the other poster is Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon?
In the FROM field, there hasn't been Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon. Where does
that come from? Your ass? of course it does. Now I need to rub Da Lamb
Chop on Da Baboon.

On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:59:27 -0800, measekite wrote:

> "measekite" <> wrote in message
> news:UCw8l.8275$...
>> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:04:00 -0800, Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>>> news:jvr8l.222$...
>>>> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>>>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for the
>>>>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>>>>> paying
>>>>>>> triple again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>
>>>>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>>>>> Yours.
>>>>> Just FYI.
>>>>
>>>> If brains were dynamite
>>>> you would not have enough
>>>> to blow your nose
>>>
>>> And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.
>>
>> Hey schmuck; You just posted under Bill Yanaire and readers look at your
>> stupid statement above and can without a doubt deduce that you are Da Lamb
>> Chop and Da Baboon. You are also Da Forger.
>
> How will readers deduce that the other poster is Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon?
> In the FROM field, there hasn't been Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon. Where does
> that come from? Your ass? of course it does. Now I need to rub Da Lamb
> Chop on Da Baboon.

Posted by Da Forger aka Bill Yanaire who has nicknames of Da Lamb Chop and
Da Baboon.

"measekite" <> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:59:27 -0800, measekite wrote:
>
>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>> news:UCw8l.8275$...
>>> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:04:00 -0800, Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:jvr8l.222$...
>>>>> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>>>>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for
>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>>>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>>>>>> paying
>>>>>>>> triple again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>>>>>> Yours.
>>>>>> Just FYI.
>>>>>
>>>>> If brains were dynamite
>>>>> you would not have enough
>>>>> to blow your nose
>>>>
>>>> And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.
>>>
>>> Hey schmuck; You just posted under Bill Yanaire and readers look at your
>>> stupid statement above and can without a doubt deduce that you are Da
>>> Lamb
>>> Chop and Da Baboon. You are also Da Forger.
>>
>> How will readers deduce that the other poster is Da Lamb Chop or Da
>> Baboon?
>> In the FROM field, there hasn't been Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon. Where
>> does
>> that come from? Your ass? of course it does. Now I need to rub Da Lamb
>> Chop on Da Baboon.
>
I get confused when I rub Da Lamb Chop on Da Baboon with my eyes closed.
Sometimes I think of beautiful women and what I can do with them but my mind
always wanders back to Sheep.

On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:18:06 -0800, measekite wrote:

> "measekite" <> wrote in message
> news:bTN8l.16946$...
>> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:59:27 -0800, measekite wrote:
>>
>>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>>> news:UCw8l.8275$...
>>>> On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:04:00 -0800, Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "measekite" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:jvr8l.222$...
>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:22:12 -0800, wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:gjrn5d$kms$...
>>>>>>>> Em Segunda, 5 de Janeiro de 2009 01:02, measekite escreveu:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Sthief Ballmer" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:gjr7tc$60r$...
>>>>>>>>>> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1...9586134,00.htm
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You should sign up right away. Agree to pay Microsoft triple for
>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>> computer and the right to use their software. At the end of the
>>>>>>>>> agreement, ask Microsoft to enter into another agreement with you
>>>>>>>>> paying
>>>>>>>>> triple again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you're advice has been taken under consideration.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Ballmer
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When You Get The Contract, Send It To Me Because I Have Brains Like
>>>>>>> Yours.
>>>>>>> Just FYI.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If brains were dynamite
>>>>>> you would not have enough
>>>>>> to blow your nose
>>>>>
>>>>> And if Da Lamb Chop is available you will be rubbing Da Baboon.
>>>>
>>>> Hey schmuck; You just posted under Bill Yanaire and readers look at your
>>>> stupid statement above and can without a doubt deduce that you are Da
>>>> Lamb
>>>> Chop and Da Baboon. You are also Da Forger.
>>>
>>> How will readers deduce that the other poster is Da Lamb Chop or Da
>>> Baboon?
>>> In the FROM field, there hasn't been Da Lamb Chop or Da Baboon. Where
>>> does
>>> that come from? Your ass? of course it does. Now I need to rub Da Lamb
>>> Chop on Da Baboon.
>>
> I get confused when I rub Da Lamb Chop on Da Baboon with my eyes closed.
> Sometimes I think of beautiful women and what I can do with them but my mind
> always wanders back to Sheep.

Posted by Da Forger aka Bill Yanaire who also is nicknamed Da Lamb Chop
and Da Baboon.This moron thinks he is cute posting his crap under other
posters names. The entire ng thinks he is a jerk but not Da Jerk who is
on vacation.