ANNOUNCING>>>> Vista 2

Now the new and improved vista two!

It needs only 1000gb to install
it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in low
functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
slipped...

the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks up
its usb ports so you can try to
overcome the results our new bloated OS.

index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors

the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the new
fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long
as you sign the EULA.

The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer to
a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using vista
2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then take your
soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your soul is
ours.

minimum system requirements:
128 core CPU
16 terabytes of ram
Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
blue ray disks)
2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and spy
on you better.
2 megawatt nuclear power unit.


THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----

opps ment to type "the new glass effects are *NOW* totally transparent"


"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Now the new and improved vista two!
>
> It needs only 1000gb to install
> it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
> power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in
> low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
> slipped...
>
> the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks
> up its usb ports so you can try to
> overcome the results our new bloated OS.
>
> index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
> previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
> find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
> keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
> constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
>
> the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
> more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the
> new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
> interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long
> as you sign the EULA.
>
> The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer
> to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using
> vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then
> take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your
> soul is ours.
>
> minimum system requirements:
> 128 core CPU
> 16 terabytes of ram
> Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
> blue ray disks)
> 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
> and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and
> spy on you better.
> 2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
>
>
> THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
> ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
>
>
>
>

It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into
custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town in
his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who install
Vista on their machines. Just FYI.

More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned.

Just FYI.

"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Now the new and improved vista two!
>
> It needs only 1000gb to install
> it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
> power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in
> low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
> slipped...
>
> the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks
> up its usb ports so you can try to
> overcome the results our new bloated OS.
>
> index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
> previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
> find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
> keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
> constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
>
> the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
> more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the
> new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
> interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as long
> as you sign the EULA.
>
> The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer
> to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using
> vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then
> take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your
> soul is ours.
>
> minimum system requirements:
> 128 core CPU
> 16 terabytes of ram
> Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
> blue ray disks)
> 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
> and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and
> spy on you better.
> 2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
>
>
> THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
> ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
>
>
>
>

"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
news:47041cf0$...
> opps ment to type "the new glass effects are *NOW* totally transparent"
>
>
> "Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Now the new and improved vista two!
>>
>> It needs only 1000gb to install
>> it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
>> power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in
>> low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
>> slipped...
>>
>> the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks
>> up its usb ports so you can try to
>> overcome the results our new bloated OS.
>>
>> index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
>> previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
>> find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
>> keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
>> constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
>>
>> the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
>> more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the
>> new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
>> interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as
>> long as you sign the EULA.
>>
>> The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer
>> to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using
>> vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then
>> take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your
>> soul is ours.
>>
>> minimum system requirements:
>> 128 core CPU
>> 16 terabytes of ram
>> Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
>> blue ray disks)
>> 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
>> and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and
>> spy on you better.
>> 2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
>>
>>
>> THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
>> ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>


That's what your mother said when she flushed you from the womb....Oops !

We know who you are FYI


"Ezmerelda LaDouche" <> wrote in message
news:...
> It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into
> custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town in
> his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who
> install Vista on their machines. Just FYI.
>
> More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned.
>
> Just FYI.
>
> "Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Now the new and improved vista two!
>>
>> It needs only 1000gb to install
>> it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
>> power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in
>> low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
>> slipped...
>>
>> the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks
>> up its usb ports so you can try to
>> overcome the results our new bloated OS.
>>
>> index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
>> previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
>> find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
>> keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
>> constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
>>
>> the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
>> more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the
>> new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
>> interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as
>> long as you sign the EULA.
>>
>> The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer
>> to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using
>> vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then
>> take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your
>> soul is ours.
>>
>> minimum system requirements:
>> 128 core CPU
>> 16 terabytes of ram
>> Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
>> blue ray disks)
>> 2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
>> and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and
>> spy on you better.
>> 2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
>>
>>
>> THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
>> ---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
>>
>>
>>
>>
>

That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount
of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply!

go away...

"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
news:470432a3$...
> That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount
> of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply!
>
> go away...
>
>


The reply fit the original post.
You are a good example of abuse of free expression.

Doubtful I will go away.
Maybe when I reach Adam NotSoBright's age.

"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
news:470432a3$...
> That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount
> of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply!
>
> go away...
>
Talk about worthless and dumb replies! What do you think you provide? Just
FYI.


>

Tibery-OS wrote:
> We know who you are FYI
>
>
> "Ezmerelda LaDouche" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>
>>It was reported by Microsoft security that Tibery-OS has been taken into
>>custody as not to hurt himself. He has been seen wandering around town in
>>his diaper and crying, throwing tantrums, and yelling at people who
>>install Vista on their machines. Just FYI.
>>
>>More news tonight at 11. Stay tuned.
>>
>>Just FYI.
>>
>>"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
>>news:...
>>
>>>Now the new and improved vista two!
>>>
>>>It needs only 1000gb to install
>>>it has thousands of services running in the background so your computers
>>>power will not be wasted.. once you come to the keyboard they will go in
>>>low functionality mode, that still makes your computer slow.. OOPS that
>>>slipped...
>>>
>>>the ready -ready boost pretender, that you can stick up to 10 usb sticks
>>>up its usb ports so you can try to
>>>overcome the results our new bloated OS.
>>>
>>>index and search two, now not only finds things that you deleted like the
>>>previous version of vista did, put has a built in time machine module to
>>>find things that you will delete in the future.. all this of course will
>>>keep your disk in tip top shape never letting it to stop spinning.. the
>>>constant spinning will reduce wear and tear of the motors
>>>
>>>the new glass effects are not totally transparent to make your eyes even
>>>more confused than Vista one version.. now you have to squint more.. the
>>>new fonts and colors force you to use your sixth sense to navigate the
>>>interface! YES! Vista 2, helps you improve all your psychic powers as
>>>long as you sign the EULA.
>>>
>>>The EULA stats that when you activate Vista 2, your soul will be transfer
>>>to a Microsoft server for safe keeping.. If you commit suicide from using
>>>vista 2 we will reactivate your body with your soul temporarily and then
>>>take your soul back. This can happen 3 times, and from that point on your
>>>soul is ours.
>>>
>>>minimum system requirements:
>>>128 core CPU
>>>16 terabytes of ram
>>>Blue ray drive with auto-changer (because the vista 2 install is only 120
>>>blue ray disks)
>>>2 terabytes minimum of hard disk space...
>>>and a 100 mb internet connection so we can keep sending you patches and
>>>spy on you better.
>>>2 megawatt nuclear power unit.
>>>
>>>
>>>THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!
>>>---Vista two..... and you thought vista was bad (TM)-----
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
Yeah and we know who you are!
Frank

On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 21:11:21 -0400, "seven" <> wrote:

>"Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
>news:470432a3$...
>> That is good display of abuse of bottom posting... you leave a huge amount
>> of info on top only to add a small worthless and dumb reply!
>>
>> go away...
>>
>>
>
>
>The reply fit the original post.
>You are a good example of abuse of free expression.
>
>Doubtful I will go away.
>Maybe when I reach Adam NotSoBright's age.

So tell me, what is my age smartass? Since I never said, you're just
shoveling more bullshit. You must have a very big shovel.