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Adam Albright
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      10-04-2007
1. Stop acting like you know everything. You don't.

2. Stop insulting posters with stupid comments like
the following:

a. Nobody forced you to upgrade.
b. You didn't do enough research.
c. All software has bugs.
d. Vista runs fine for me.

3. Stop blindly defending Microsoft and acknowledge that
Vista indeed has issues that impact MANY users. Microsoft
ALREADY has admitted it, so why are you playing dumb by
always trying to deny problems exist?

4. Stop taking factual critiques of issues personally. It
is fact that Vista has bugs right out of the box. Trying to
pretend there aren't any or that all problems are the user's fault
or solely limited to third party driver issues isn't accurate
and makes YOU look foolish trying to pretend so.

5. Stop overreacting anytime somebody clearly having problems
and reporting them here lets off a little steam. That is
one reason this newsgroup is here. If you can't handle people
being critical of Vista, bite your tongue or count to ten before
you respond with another rant or insult and end up again acting
like some out of control four year old having another temper
tantrum; sadly the default response of most fanboys day after day.

6. Be thankful if Vista is running as it should for you. Consider
yourself lucky. Far more experienced users than you have reported
all kinds of issues that Microsoft has confirmed are real. For you
to whine, bitch and act offended or to try to deny such problems
exist or that they are only brought on by users is really nothing
but a reflection of your own inexperience and inability to
control your temper and the irony is what's really at the root of
the noise seen in this newsgroup.

In summary, start acting adult. Do you have it in you to at least try?
Sadly over the nine months I've been posting here I've seen a hard
core mop of less than a dozen hot headed blowhards stamping their
feet, pontificating and acting out. Some are MVPs that should know
better. I've seen very little genuine attempts to be helpful from this
group. Fanboys seem to prefer to act like wild monkeys. That I
strongly suspect is the collective view of most watching the show if
you admit it or not.

 
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Tibery-OS
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      10-04-2007
I am afraid they will just ignore your post or throw dirt back to you
jumping up and down like raged monkeys... :-(

How sad.. how very sad





"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> 1. Stop acting like you know everything. You don't.
>
> 2. Stop insulting posters with stupid comments like
> the following:
>
> a. Nobody forced you to upgrade.
> b. You didn't do enough research.
> c. All software has bugs.
> d. Vista runs fine for me.
>
> 3. Stop blindly defending Microsoft and acknowledge that
> Vista indeed has issues that impact MANY users. Microsoft
> ALREADY has admitted it, so why are you playing dumb by
> always trying to deny problems exist?
>
> 4. Stop taking factual critiques of issues personally. It
> is fact that Vista has bugs right out of the box. Trying to
> pretend there aren't any or that all problems are the user's fault
> or solely limited to third party driver issues isn't accurate
> and makes YOU look foolish trying to pretend so.
>
> 5. Stop overreacting anytime somebody clearly having problems
> and reporting them here lets off a little steam. That is
> one reason this newsgroup is here. If you can't handle people
> being critical of Vista, bite your tongue or count to ten before
> you respond with another rant or insult and end up again acting
> like some out of control four year old having another temper
> tantrum; sadly the default response of most fanboys day after day.
>
> 6. Be thankful if Vista is running as it should for you. Consider
> yourself lucky. Far more experienced users than you have reported
> all kinds of issues that Microsoft has confirmed are real. For you
> to whine, bitch and act offended or to try to deny such problems
> exist or that they are only brought on by users is really nothing
> but a reflection of your own inexperience and inability to
> control your temper and the irony is what's really at the root of
> the noise seen in this newsgroup.
>
> In summary, start acting adult. Do you have it in you to at least try?
> Sadly over the nine months I've been posting here I've seen a hard
> core mop of less than a dozen hot headed blowhards stamping their
> feet, pontificating and acting out. Some are MVPs that should know
> better. I've seen very little genuine attempts to be helpful from this
> group. Fanboys seem to prefer to act like wild monkeys. That I
> strongly suspect is the collective view of most watching the show if
> you admit it or not.
>



 
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Vista User
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      10-04-2007

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> 1. Stop acting like you know everything. You don't.
>
> 2. Stop insulting posters with stupid comments like
> the following:
>
> a. Nobody forced you to upgrade.
> b. You didn't do enough research.
> c. All software has bugs.
> d. Vista runs fine for me.
>
> 3. Stop blindly defending Microsoft and acknowledge that
> Vista indeed has issues that impact MANY users. Microsoft
> ALREADY has admitted it, so why are you playing dumb by
> always trying to deny problems exist?
>
> 4. Stop taking factual critiques of issues personally. It
> is fact that Vista has bugs right out of the box. Trying to
> pretend there aren't any or that all problems are the user's fault
> or solely limited to third party driver issues isn't accurate
> and makes YOU look foolish trying to pretend so.
>
> 5. Stop overreacting anytime somebody clearly having problems
> and reporting them here lets off a little steam. That is
> one reason this newsgroup is here. If you can't handle people
> being critical of Vista, bite your tongue or count to ten before
> you respond with another rant or insult and end up again acting
> like some out of control four year old having another temper
> tantrum; sadly the default response of most fanboys day after day.
>
> 6. Be thankful if Vista is running as it should for you. Consider
> yourself lucky. Far more experienced users than you have reported
> all kinds of issues that Microsoft has confirmed are real. For you
> to whine, bitch and act offended or to try to deny such problems
> exist or that they are only brought on by users is really nothing
> but a reflection of your own inexperience and inability to
> control your temper and the irony is what's really at the root of
> the noise seen in this newsgroup.
>
> In summary, start acting adult. Do you have it in you to at least try?
> Sadly over the nine months I've been posting here I've seen a hard
> core mop of less than a dozen hot headed blowhards stamping their
> feet, pontificating and acting out. Some are MVPs that should know
> better. I've seen very little genuine attempts to be helpful from this
> group. Fanboys seem to prefer to act like wild monkeys. That I
> strongly suspect is the collective view of most watching the show if
> you admit it or not.
>


Adam no problem as long as you:



1. Stop acting like you know everything. You don't.

2. Stop your insulting post when you reply to people who use Vista
without problems.

3. Stop blindly attacking Vista for obvious hardware or driver
problems. If there is a problem with the OS then be clear and concise as to
the actual problem, error message etc.

4. Stop taking factual critiques of your post and issues personally.

5. Stop overreacting anytime somebody clearly having problems with
your insults. If you can't handle people being critical of your insults,
bite your tongue or count to ten before you respond with another rant or
insult and end up again acting like some out of control four year old having
another temper tantrum; sadly the default response you give to anyone who
suggest a driver or some software incompatibility may be a problem.

6. Understand countless users have no trouble at all with Vista even
if other experienced users have reported all kinds of issues that Microsoft
has confirmed are real. For you to whine, bitch and act offended or to try
to deny such user exist or that they don't use really use their computers
for real work is really nothing but a reflection of your own inexperience
and inability to control your temper and the irony is what's really at the
root of the noise seen in this newsgroup.


In summary, start acting adult. Do you have it in you to at least try? Sadly
over the nine months I've been posting here I've seen your and a hard core
mob of less than a dozen hot headed blowhards stamping their feet,
pontificating and acting out. I've seen very little genuine attempts from
you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
watching the show if you admit it or not.


 
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Adam Albright
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      10-04-2007
On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
<> wrote:

>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>watching the show if you admit it or not.


As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.

 
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      10-04-2007

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news...
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
> <> wrote:
>
>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>watching the show if you admit it or not.

>
> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>


As expected Adam will never change.


 
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      10-04-2007

"Vista User" <> wrote in message
news:fe38cp$9or$...
>
> "Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
> news...
>> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
>>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>>watching the show if you admit it or not.

>>
>> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>>

>
> As expected Adam will never change.

You need to change - Your diaper is full
>



 
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"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> "Vista User" <> wrote in message
> news:fe38cp$9or$...
>>
>> "Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
>> news...
>>> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to
>>>>act
>>>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>>>watching the show if you admit it or not.
>>>
>>> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>>>

>>
>> As expected Adam will never change.

> You need to change - Your diaper is full
>>

>
>


As expected more insults from the Adam cheerleaders.. So sad they will never
change.


 
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Adam Albright
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      10-04-2007
On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:37:29 -0700, "Vista User"
<> wrote:

>
>"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
>news.. .
>> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
>>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>>watching the show if you admit it or not.

>>
>> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>>

>
>As expected Adam will never change.


No, I won't stop showing what assholes fanboys are until they stop
being assholes. You got that right.


 
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      10-04-2007

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:37:29 -0700, "Vista User"
> <> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
>>news. ..
>>> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to
>>>>act
>>>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>>>watching the show if you admit it or not.
>>>
>>> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>>>

>>
>>As expected Adam will never change.

>
> No, I won't stop showing what assholes fanboys are until they stop
> being assholes. You got that right.
>
>


Tisk tisk. All you do is try and insult people and create the largest amount
of noise in this newsgroup. A real shame you can't even act like a civilized
person.


 
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Adam Albright
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      10-04-2007
On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:44:36 -0700, "Bill Yanaire" <>
wrote:

>
>"Vista User" <> wrote in message
>news:fe38cp$9or$...
>>
>> "Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
>> news...
>>> On Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:17:14 -0700, "Vista User"
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I've seen very little genuine attempts from
>>>>you to be helpful in this group. You and your group seem to prefer to act
>>>>like wild monkeys. I strongly suspect is the collective view of most
>>>>watching the show if you admit it or not.
>>>
>>> As expected Vista User shows no effort at all to change his ways.
>>>

>>
>> As expected Adam will never change.

>You need to change - Your diaper is full


Another fanboy and just like I said another can't resist making
another crude smartass comment. Fanboys are all like. Not only are
they technically challenged, but socially ignorant and incapable of
acting like adults or even making any effort to want to be more
respectful of fellow posters.

Ask me how I KNEW the response would be exactly how you and Vista User
have responded? Because I know how children act. The tragic thing is
we're talking about twenty, thirty and forty something + children
which is all fanboys are.

 
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