you attempt at humor is sick... and stupid of course,
the lowest grade of humor always involves s*x
your low IQ shows from miles away...
don't put the effort in it.. you are just making a fool of yourself
you are so sick we cant even laugh at you.
what a sad person you are....
"Ezmerelda LaDouche" <> wrote in message
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> "Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
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>> another stupid remark by a stupid spanky
>> get lost
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> That wasn't what you were saying when you were swallowing IT last night.
> Remember the howling? Remember the animals?
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> Don't forget the lube next time.
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>> "Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
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>>> Most famous Roman sex manual
>>> The Roman poet Ovid (Publius Ovidius Naso, 43 B.C. - A.D c. 17)
>>> wrote his Ars Amatoria of The Art of Love around the time of Christ.
>>>
>>> The book was described as an "immoral book" representing the art of
>>> love as "the adulterer's art rather than the husband's art" by Irish
>>> writer H. Montgomery Hyde in A History of Pornography. But the book won
>>> the praise of Renaissance humanists. It begins with the words -
>>>
>>> "Should anyone here not know the art of love read this, and learn
>>> by reading how to love. By art the boat's set gliding, with oar and
>>> sail, by art the chariot's swift: love's ruled by art."
>>>
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>>>
>>> "Tibery-OS" <> wrote in message
>>> news:4705a05b$...
>>>>A classic post of mine from the archives:::>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bill Gates:
>>>> Many of you might think that my passion was making software and
>>>> operating
>>>> systems. However this is not true.
>>>>
>>>> My true secret goal was to make the industry create super computers
>>>> with very low cost.
>>>>
>>>> My strategy was to dominate the market so I can have total control over
>>>> it
>>>> and then keep artificially bloating our products so you would need more
>>>> and
>>>> more powerful computers to run them.
>>>>
>>>> The software could be made 20 to 100 times smaller than we make them...
>>>> but had we done that, we would still have the technology of 486
>>>> machines.
>>>>
>>>> By my artificial bloating strategy we are able now to have super
>>>> powerful computers and low prices.
>>>>
>>>> This was my secret goal. And even Linux and apple owes their
>>>> advancements to
>>>> ME! If it was not for MY goal, and bloat strategy they would not have
>>>> the computing power to make their own
>>>> operating systems.
>>>>
>>>> For example Macs now use Intel processors that because of my bloat
>>>> strategy
>>>> kept evolving at a tremendous pace.
>>>> Had I been like all the others who kept telling me to keep my
>>>> applications
>>>> lean, all the market would be far behind.
>>>>
>>>> And here is a secret I will reveal to you today. The bloat is bogus
>>>> code
>>>> that does nothing at all!
>>>> Some times our programmers have problems finding all that data to fill
>>>> in the
>>>> bloat, so I had an idea to put some digital music from Mozart inside
>>>> windows.. running inside the OS in an infinite loop!
>>>>
>>>> For vista the needs for bloat was more.. so I gracefully gave my
>>>> personal
>>>> video collection of my camcorder videos of my dog Skippy. I lost that
>>>> dog, and I wanted him to live forever in vista.
>>>>
>>>> YES the REAL code that actually does the work is only 10% of the whole
>>>> OS or
>>>> program. The rest is redundant code that does absolutely nothing but
>>>> take up space and eat CPU cycles.
>>>>
>>>> We went from win95 that needed 50 mb to install to 150mb for win98 to
>>>> 600mb
>>>> for windows Me, to 1.5 GB for XP, and now with vista you need 10 GB to
>>>> install it. Vienna (or windows 7) our next OS will need 150 GB of
>>>> space to install and 10 cpu cores to work.
>>>>
>>>> Another example of this, is the need for super powerful GPU graphic
>>>> cards
>>>> for vista. While linux can do the same things with one tenth the power
>>>> with XGL, we wanted to push the cards too to the limits. Soon we will
>>>> have multicore GPU graphic cars that will use enough energy to cook a
>>>> chicken on the chips, with 10 GB of ram just to run windows.
>>>>
>>>> If we stripped all the bogus nonsense code out of windows vista, it
>>>> would
>>>> happily run on a Pentium 133 with 32 mb ram!
>>>> But we don't want that.. we want to keep pushing the limits.. and this
>>>> is my
>>>> contribution to the evolution of technology.
>>>>
>>>> I am revealing this information now although it may seem controversial
>>>> because I want to go down in history as the person who pushed
>>>> technology to its limits by every means possible, using artificial
>>>> bloat was my revolution!
>>>>
>>>> Bill Gates.
>>>>
>>>> the above is fictional. All similarities with true facts are
>>>> coincidental
>>>>
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