Came to my senses. Ubuntu really sucks.

I was trying to bring up Open Office when my computer crashed. Then I tried
Microsoft Office on my other computer and it worked. I think I will remove
Ubuntu from my computer.

Go Away Impostor, Just FYI. The Real Alias Would Never Say That, Also Just
FYI. I Remain Very Proud 2 Call Myself The Real Alias #2, Also Just FYI.