Cant play games??

MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME DIFFERENT GAMES ON
IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY

LORIUCW wrote:
> MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME
> DIFFERENT GAMES ON IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY

Turn off "Caps Lock".

Please explain more completely what you are attempting to do and what you
are seeing when you try.

Also - provide your operating system, version, service pack level, how you
connect to the internet, etc.

Be *very* detailed. You are writing a narrative and must paint a vivid
picture.

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HOW DOES THIS PERTAIN TO WINDOWS UPDATE

LORIUCW wrote:
> MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME DIFFERENT GAMES
> ON IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY

This reminds me of an old Victor Borge story where he's discussing his next
window neighbors (not his next door neighbors). His neighbors, a married
couple, are deaf and one starts 'speaking' to the other using very large
hand gestures. The other replies, 'you don't have shout, I'm not blind'.


"PA Bear [MS MVP]" <> wrote in message
news:...
> HOW DOES THIS PERTAIN TO WINDOWS UPDATE
>
> LORIUCW wrote:
>> MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME DIFFERENT
>> GAMES
>> ON IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY
>

LORIUCW wrote:
:: MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME DIFFERENT
:: GAMES ON IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY


CONNECT TO THE INTERNET.
OR Read, how to ask a question: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/555375
AND REPOST YOUR QUESTION

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<guffaw> Mr. Borge had great comedic timing.

He dined at a friend's restaurant years ago. Of course, everyone was
thrilled. After he'd finished his meal (with great relish), my friend the
owner approached the table and asked, "Did you enjoy everything, Mr. Borge?"

"No," he said.

You could have heard a pin drop and my friend stood there, pale and ready to
faint. Then the other shoe dropped: "I didn't enjoy everything because I
didn't order everything!" Borge continued.
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~PA Bear

Dave Horne wrote:
> This reminds me of an old Victor Borge story where he's discussing his
> next
> window neighbors (not his next door neighbors). His neighbors, a married
> couple, are deaf and one starts 'speaking' to the other using very large
> hand gestures. The other replies, 'you don't have shout, I'm not blind'.
>
>> HOW DOES THIS PERTAIN TO WINDOWS UPDATE
>>
>> LORIUCW wrote:
>>> MY COMPUTER SAYS IT IS OFF LINE AND WONT LET ME PLAY SOME DIFFERENT
>>> GAMES
>>> ON IT WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD TRY