cracking vista....

I want to crack the cd... NO not hack it..
I want to step on it, jump on it, run my car over it, get a hammer and smash
it to smithereens.. pass it through a shredding machine and burn its dust in
an incinerator... then chemically decompose the ash into lower elements and
burry that in a waste land for nuclear debris deep into the crust of the
earth hopping no one will ever find it until the sun engulfs the earth as a
red giant and goes supernova blasting everything into space.

that's how good I think it is! :-)

"Tiberius" <> wrote in message
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> until the sun engulfs the earth as a red giant and goes supernova blasting
> everything into space.

The Sun doesn't have enough mass to go supernova.

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Paul Smith,
Yeovil, UK.
Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User.
http://www.dasmirnov.net/blog/
http://www.windowsresource.net/

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Aw shucks! Tell us how you REALLY feel, Tibby.

"Tiberius" <> wrote in message
news:...
>I want to crack the cd... NO not hack it..
> I want to step on it, jump on it, run my car over it, get a hammer and
> smash it to smithereens.. pass it through a shredding machine and burn its
> dust in an incinerator... then chemically decompose the ash into lower
> elements and burry that in a waste land for nuclear debris deep into the
> crust of the earth hopping no one will ever find it until the sun engulfs
> the earth as a red giant and goes supernova blasting everything into
> space.
>
> that's how good I think it is! :-)
>

Most that feel that way would return it to deny the seller the profit.
But it is always your choice to give the company the benefit of the sale and
deny yourself any benefit.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar


"Tiberius" <> wrote in message
news:...
>I want to crack the cd... NO not hack it..
> I want to step on it, jump on it, run my car over it, get a hammer and
> smash it to smithereens.. pass it through a shredding machine and burn its
> dust in an incinerator... then chemically decompose the ash into lower
> elements and burry that in a waste land for nuclear debris deep into the
> crust of the earth hopping no one will ever find it until the sun engulfs
> the earth as a red giant and goes supernova blasting everything into
> space.
>
> that's how good I think it is! :-)
>

You are correct..at least someone caught it.. Bravo! There is one other
purposeful mistake in the rant.. did you catch it?

You cannot chemically decompose into lower ELEMENTS, the change of elements
cannot be done with chemical reactions only nuclear reactions.
That's what alchemists wanted to do.. transmutation of elements :-)

I know of course that the sun will not go supernova, it will however grow in
size and engulf the earth... but for the sake of exaggeration I needed to
include a big boom. :-)


"Paul Smith" <> wrote in message
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> "Tiberius" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> until the sun engulfs the earth as a red giant and goes supernova
>> blasting everything into space.
>
> The Sun doesn't have enough mass to go supernova.
>
> --
> Paul Smith,
> Yeovil, UK.
> Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User.
> http://www.dasmirnov.net/blog/
> http://www.windowsresource.net/
>
> *Remove nospam. to reply by e-mail*
>
>

Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:
> Most that feel that way would return it to deny the seller the profit.
> But it is always your choice to give the company the benefit of the sale
> and deny yourself any benefit.
>

Considering once you open the shrink wrap, you are not entitled to a
refund doesn't figure into your reasoning?

--
Alias
To email me, remove shoes

> To email me, remove shoes
In order to reply then must I re-boot if Im wearing boots? :-)



"Alias" <> wrote in message
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> Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:
>> Most that feel that way would return it to deny the seller the profit.
>> But it is always your choice to give the company the benefit of the sale
>> and deny yourself any benefit.
>>
>
> Considering once you open the shrink wrap, you are not entitled to a
> refund doesn't figure into your reasoning?
>
> --
> Alias
> To email me, remove shoes

I didnt say anything about the product key ;-)

the media is practically worthless

so is vista.. but anyway!


"Jupiter Jones [MVP]" <> wrote in message
news:%23mEIlD6$...
> Most that feel that way would return it to deny the seller the profit.
> But it is always your choice to give the company the benefit of the sale
> and deny yourself any benefit.
>
> --
> Jupiter Jones [MVP]
> Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
> http://www3.telus.net/dandemar
>
>
> "Tiberius" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>>I want to crack the cd... NO not hack it..
>> I want to step on it, jump on it, run my car over it, get a hammer and
>> smash it to smithereens.. pass it through a shredding machine and burn
>> its dust in an incinerator... then chemically decompose the ash into
>> lower elements and burry that in a waste land for nuclear debris deep
>> into the crust of the earth hopping no one will ever find it until the
>> sun engulfs the earth as a red giant and goes supernova blasting
>> everything into space.
>>
>> that's how good I think it is! :-)
>>
>

YouTube had a video - the shredder had trouble eating the DVD.
Rather than contemplating a repeat act, why not do something new?

The OS-tan creative activity seems to have endorsed vis-tan:
http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/....php?pos=-5981
She doesn't have a body yet - something gargantuan and metallic?
The Linux distro-tans are still sketchy, if vis-tan has you stumped.
Unleash the artist hidden inside yourself - make a contribution.

"Tiberius" <> wrote in message news:...
>I want to crack the cd... NO not hack it..
> I want to step on it, jump on it, run my car over it, get a hammer and smash it to
> smithereens.. pass it through a shredding machine and burn its dust in an incinerator...
> then chemically decompose the ash into lower elements and burry that in a waste land for
> nuclear debris deep into the crust of the earth hopping no one will ever find it until the
> sun engulfs the earth as a red giant and goes supernova blasting everything into space.
>
> that's how good I think it is! :-)
>

One of the many limitations of OEM and part of the reason people pay far
less for OEM than retail.
In North America and possibly other areas, retail is easily returned, if not
through the seller, directly to Microsoft..

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar


"Alias" <> wrote in message
news:fdbjtg$cen$...
> Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:
> Considering once you open the shrink wrap, you are not entitled to a
> refund doesn't figure into your reasoning?
>
> --
> Alias
> To email me, remove shoes