How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps...

How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps.

Say you absolutely hate for example the Ubuntu Linux OS, and you want to
destroy its newsgroup.
You can do this very easily.

Follow the steps below:

1) Go to Franks barber shop, and bribe the barber to give you some of Franks
hair...
This is very simple since Frank visits the barber every week to get a shave
on his whole body, in a never ending effort to look more human and less
hairy monkey.

2) Take the hair to a DNA CLONE center, that specializes in cloning animals.
Do not mention that the came of the specimen is FRANK, when asked, say the
hair, thus DNA, is from a MONKEY.
You will NOT be lying!

3) Now while the clone is growing in accelerated mode, go to the
Vista.General newsgroup and copy all the posts from frank and with a word
processor do a "find and replace", and replace the word "Vista" wth your
target hated OS, for example UBUNTU.

4) Feed these posts again and again to the little troll to be, aka frank
clone... and make sure he grows up with the same shitty personality Frank
has.

5) Unleash the little bastard in the newsgroup target and watch it
deteriorate just like the vista.general newsgroup deteriorated when frank
was around.
He creates and fules flamewars, hatred, arguments and anger all over the
place.. the newsgroup in a matter of days is flooded by long threads of
arguments
and wars ... then after a while the wars have nothing to do with the OS, but
are only attacks of the members of the newsgroup to one another...

so much hate the frank clone has created....

Now repeat steps 1 through 5 as many times as you like to destroy as many
newsgroups as you wish.

The only thing you should watch out is for the real frank or a clone to meet
with another clone...
then they will both self destruct because they will hate each other and tear
themselves apart.

Not a real problem..... it would be fun to watch too.. but then you would
have to grow a new clone!

sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:

> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
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You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
Fukkin loser!

Cant say anything smarter than that can you bird brain...??? Huh?

I think I will keep posting funny stories about you, and everyone will keep
laughing at you,

and you wont be able to say anything accept your old stupid comebacks,
stupid lame insults that you used in school back in the 1800's when you were
still a kid,
or copy pasting and changing the words in an futile attempt to seem smart...

what a fuked up moron you are frank



"Frank" <> wrote in message news:g74rej$qd$...
> sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:
>
>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
> ------------------------------------------------
> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
> Fukkin loser!

sitchin wrote:


>>
>>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
>>
>> ------------------------------------------------
>> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
>> Fukkin loser!
>
>

Frank wrote:
> sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:
>
>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
> ------------------------------------------------
> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
> Fukkin loser!

So you finally admit that your agenda is to destroy this newsgroup? I
think you're really a radical Linux user who really hates Vista and
Microsoft. It's the only logical explanation as to why you act the way
you do here.

Alias

On Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:59:41 +0200, Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.co.uk>
wrote:

>Frank wrote:
>> sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:
>>
>>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
>> ------------------------------------------------
>> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
>> Fukkin loser!
>
>So you finally admit that your agenda is to destroy this newsgroup? I
>think you're really a radical Linux user who really hates Vista and
>Microsoft. It's the only logical explanation as to why you act the way
>you do here.
>
>Alias

Frank suffers from multiple delusions where among other things he
fancies himself some authority and defender of Windows and anyone in
Frank's twisted mind that's even a little critical about Vista or
anything Microsoft Frank feels personally affronted and responds by
lashing out with his vindictive lies, personal attacks and often
vulgar outbursts. As you are already well aware no sane person does
such things. Only CRAZY people do. Ergo, Frank is nuts.

Ringmaster wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:59:41 +0200, Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>> sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:
>>>
>>>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
>>> ------------------------------------------------
>>> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
>>> Fukkin loser!
>> So you finally admit that your agenda is to destroy this newsgroup? I
>> think you're really a radical Linux user who really hates Vista and
>> Microsoft. It's the only logical explanation as to why you act the way
>> you do here.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Frank suffers from multiple delusions where among other things he
> fancies himself some authority and defender of Windows and anyone in
> Frank's twisted mind that's even a little critical about Vista or
> anything Microsoft Frank feels personally affronted and responds by
> lashing out with his vindictive lies, personal attacks and often
> vulgar outbursts. As you are already well aware no sane person does
> such things. Only CRAZY people do. Ergo, Frank is nuts.

And somehow you try to justify your sanity by calling others insane?
You're insane in your own right Albright. Only in your wicked little
world are you sane.

Ringmaster wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:59:41 +0200, Alias <aka@masked&anonymous.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Frank wrote:
>>
>>>sitchin a real fukkin loser wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
>>>
>>>------------------------------------------------
>>>You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
>>>Fukkin loser!
>>
>>So you finally admit that your agenda is to destroy this newsgroup? I
>>think you're really a radical Linux user who really hates Vista and
>>Microsoft. It's the only logical explanation as to why you act the way
>>you do here.
>>
>>Alias
>
>
> Frank suffers from multiple delusions where among other things he
> fancies himself some authority and defender of Windows and anyone in
> Frank's twisted mind that's even a little critical about Vista or
> anything Microsoft Frank feels personally affronted and responds by
> lashing out with his vindictive lies, personal attacks and often
> vulgar outbursts. As you are already well aware no sane person does
> such things. Only CRAZY people do. Ergo, Frank is nuts.

You must still be stinking falling down drunk, mr pig.

Alias wrote:

So I finally admit that my agenda is to destroy this newsgroup. I'm
really a radical Linux user who really hates Vista and
Microsoft. It's the only logical explanation as to why I act the way
I do here.

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Truer words were never posted.

Frank, don't make me write episode 2 of your life story...

I can promise you I will post the whole story again and again so everyone
will know what a stinker you are




"fb" <> wrote in message
news:...
> sitchin wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>>> How to Destroy a Newsgroup in 5 easy steps like I have tried to do.
>>>
>>> ------------------------------------------------
>>> You're too stupid to accomplish that feat or to use Vista!...LOL!
>>> Fukkin loser!
>>
>>