FUNNY: There's Nothing Wrong with Windows Vista

This post is of course ironic.. see the video to understand... LOL

This reminds me of all the CRAP the Vista Fan Boys have been saying again
and again and again...

Way to go Chris... an insult a day makes the vista go away...

http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/11/10/...windows-vista/

"I'm so tired of people saying that the problems are with Vista, instead of
blaming themselves! I mean seriously. It's not Vista's fault you buy crappy
hardware. It's not Vista's fault your drivers don't work. It's all YOUR
fault.

What's with all the bad press? There is NOTHING wrong with Vista whatsoever!
I've never had any issues or problems. It's simply great! Stop blaming
Microsoft and making them a scapegoat because you don't know how to use a
computer! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm a geek after all!

What? What is that they're saying in chat? Look at the monitor of my Vista
machine? Ok. what. the. "

teyebeareeus wrote:
> This post is of course ironic.. see the video to understand... LOL
>
> This reminds me of all the CRAP the Vista Fan Boys have been saying again
> and again and again...
>
> Way to go Chris... an insult a day makes the vista go away...
>
> http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/11/10/...windows-vista/
>
> "I'm so tired of people saying that the problems are with Vista, instead of
> blaming themselves! I mean seriously. It's not Vista's fault you buy crappy
> hardware. It's not Vista's fault your drivers don't work. It's all YOUR
> fault.
>
> What's with all the bad press? There is NOTHING wrong with Vista whatsoever!
> I've never had any issues or problems. It's simply great! Stop blaming
> Microsoft and making them a scapegoat because you don't know how to use a
> computer! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm a geek after all!
>
> What? What is that they're saying in chat? Look at the monitor of my Vista
> machine? Ok. what. the. "
>
>

LOL!

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Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
year as well.

Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.

Vista works...get over yourselves!


--
joel406

you are delusional... 12 computers is not the world...

the world says vista is crapista

the world is laughing at vista

the world is making fun of vista

the world is avoiding vista


Mark my words Vista will be remembered as an OS full of flaws, unstable,
incompatible,
exactly like windows Me is remembered.


"joel406" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
> conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
> embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
> has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
> Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
> Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
> with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
> trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
> geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
> my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
> This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
> since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
> business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
> accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
> resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
> desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
> of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
> hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
> have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
> year as well.
>
> Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
> come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
> tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
> that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
> machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
> their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.
>
> Vista works...get over yourselves!
>
>
> --
> joel406

joel406;510387 Wrote:
> Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
> conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
> embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
> has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
> Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
> Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
> with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
> trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
> geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
> my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
> This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
> since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
> business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
> accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
> resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
> desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
> of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
> hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
> have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
> year as well.
>
> Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
> come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
> tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
> that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
> machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
> their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.
>
> Vista works...get over yourselves!

Good luck trying to convert "teyebeareeus" into a Vista lover. He's
currently ranked as this NG's #1 Vista hater, despite his lack of proof.


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teyebeareeus wrote:

> you are delusional...

nah...you're the delusion fool...

12 computers is not the world...

of course not...
>
> the world says vista is crapista

nah...you say is it...when it isn't...
>
> the world is laughing at vista
>
nah...the world is laughing at you...you fool...

> the world is making fun of vista

capin' crunch in his cardboard space ship..,.hahaha...think again fool.
>
> the world is avoiding vista

Yeah all 100 million of us Vista users...fool!
Frank
>
>
> Mark my words Vista will be remembered as an OS full of flaws, unstable,
> incompatible,
> exactly like windows Me is remembered.
>
>
> "joel406" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>
>>Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
>>conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
>>embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
>>has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
>>Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
>>Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
>>with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
>>trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
>>geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
>>my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
>>This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
>>since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
>>business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
>>accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
>>resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
>>desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
>>of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
>>hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
>>have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
>>year as well.
>>
>>Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
>>come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
>>tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
>>that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
>>machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
>>their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.
>>
>>Vista works...get over yourselves!
>>
>>
>>--
>>joel406
>
>
>

100 million vista users???... lol

you have lost it...


"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:...
> teyebeareeus wrote:
>
>> you are delusional...
>
> nah...you're the delusion fool...
>
> 12 computers is not the world...
>
> of course not...
>>
>> the world says vista is crapista
>
> nah...you say is it...when it isn't...
>>
>> the world is laughing at vista
>>
> nah...the world is laughing at you...you fool...
>
>> the world is making fun of vista
>
> capin' crunch in his cardboard space ship..,.hahaha...think again fool.
>>
>> the world is avoiding vista
>
> Yeah all 100 million of us Vista users...fool!
> Frank
>>
>>
>> Mark my words Vista will be remembered as an OS full of flaws, unstable,
>> incompatible,
>> exactly like windows Me is remembered.
>>
>>
>> "joel406" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>
>>>Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
>>>conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
>>>embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
>>>has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
>>>Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
>>>Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
>>>with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
>>>trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
>>>geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
>>>my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
>>>This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
>>>since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
>>>business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
>>>accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
>>>resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
>>>desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
>>>of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
>>>hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
>>>have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
>>>year as well.
>>>
>>>Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
>>>come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
>>>tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
>>>that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
>>>machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
>>>their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.
>>>
>>>Vista works...get over yourselves!
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>joel406
>>
>>

im not a "hater" Im a basher...

there is a difference


"dzomlija" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> joel406;510387 Wrote:
>> Kinda reminds me of the video of Bill Gates introducing Win98 at a
>> conferance and the screen above his head suddenly turned blue. Very
>> embarassing. However this is not a good synopsis for vista. Any OS that
>> has been poluted by a computer mantufacture such as HP, Dell, Sony,
>> Gateway are unstable no matter what OS is installed( I forgot to mention
>> Linux). When a manufacture installs an OS on a PC they monkey and monkey
>> with it untill its nothing more then a mini desktop stripmall thats
>> trying to sell you AV, Office and internet service. And then the
>> geniuses let AOLs software touch the HD. Thats ground for a reformat in
>> my book. Have you even seen the damage their security center can do?!
>> This is why ALL now 12 of my computers run Vista flawlessly. And have
>> since Nov 08, 2006. Its also why I can install it into important
>> business structures and they run it without any problems. I have run
>> accross a glitch on exactly 2 ocasions. Both were hardware related and
>> resolved within hours of their discovery. I run Vista ultimate x64 on
>> desktop and my main laptop. My other laptop runs ultimate x86. The rest
>> of myu rigs all run Home Premium x86. 12 rigs in all. With literally
>> hundreds(no BS) installs since last Nov 2006. They all work fine. And I
>> have converted more then one vista hater to a vista lover in the past
>> year as well.
>>
>> Its time to realise Vista does work and get on with whats still to
>> come. Make your system work with Vista now and be ready for Vienna
>> tommorow. But all this ant Vista crap really has gotten to the point
>> that I belive the trashers are just to stupid to even turn their own
>> machines on or click their mouse withou wearing a helmet and having
>> their mommies doing it for them so they do kill themselves.
>>
>> Vista works...get over yourselves!
>
> Good luck trying to convert "teyebeareeus" into a Vista lover. He's
> currently ranked as this NG's #1 Vista hater, despite his lack of proof.
>
>
> --
> dzomlija
>
> ____________________________________
> Peter Alexander Dzomlija
> Do you hear, huh? The Alpha and The Omega? Death and Rebirth? And as
> you die, so shall I be Reborn...
>
> - ASUS A8N32-SLi-Deluxe
> - AMD Atlon 64 Dual-Core 4800+
> - 4GB DDR400
> - ASUS nVidia 6600
> - Thermaltake Tai-Chi Watercooled Chassis
> - 1207GB Total Formatted Storage
> - Vista Ultimate x64
> - CodeGear Delphi 2007http://dzomlija.spaces.live.com/

teyebeareeus wrote:
> im not a "hater" Im a basher...
>
> there is a difference

Vista lovers don't understand the difference.

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On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:58:55 -0800, Frank <> wrote:

>teyebeareeus wrote:
>
>> you are delusional...
>
>nah...you're the delusion fool...

Oh please... you're the star of the loony bin crowd Frank. Don't sell
yourself short, at least you accomplished that. You are by far the
biggest moron that posts here and let's never forget what a total
asswipe and complete liar you are about everything.

Some of Frank's biggest whoppers:

1. he owns and runs a "business", but refuses to name it
2. he's a handsome devil and a lady killer he says
3. he's oh so wealthy, has a man servant named Juan
4. he's a computer genius, but needed to call Microsoft support
5. he's a engineer (just like a janitor is a sanitation engineer)
6. he claims to have build computer hardware, actually replaced 1
capacitor on 1 circuit board but whined for over a week that
wasn't what he said, ignoring Google's archive that confirm that
is EXACTLY what he claimed.

What a blowhard and oh let's not forget faker, fibber, fool and
****wit!

You're nothing Frank, a complete zero. A world class loser. THAT you
excel at. If they handed out awards to trolls you'd win, not for being
clever, not for being creative, but for parroting the same crap over
and over and managing to shove your head further up Microsoft's ass
than anyone else. That a boy Frank! You are the biggest Vista kiss up
in this newsgroup. Be proud you clueless turd.