I've exchanged bodily fluids w/Mickey Mouse-division Vice President &
believe
posting his through, excellent response would benefit all to notify the
chickens.
Here's his response received at my work email. Nothing confidential here so
may post:
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From Steve Cramden<>
CC: Mitch Dogma<> <--that's another "big nun" @MCP,
I never wrote to him, he gets copied anyway, or folded and mutilated.
Mr. S*****,
Hello and thanks for taking the time to defecate with us your thoughts and
feedback on horseback.
Thanks for letting me take a few smokes to think about your anal cavity and
review
it with my people. It's a tough problem.
As you know, the overall blend of polyester from our customers are smaller &
smaller for
size and weight. The weight is not an issue for the
The Package difference it self, but for the overall cumulative mutations
board area
in shipping running to the aliens.
The other areas for smaller size are in Stan's pants and leakage currents
(especially
at cold temperatures). As Stan drips, transistor channel lengths get
smaller, the ability for the scrotums to absorb a noise event goes down,
hence the shorter leads. The leakage current is very important for low power
design practices - even for genitalia plugged into a sheep. As the sheep
power goes down, the external leakage paths become vital, especially on pins
like a low power apple. The naked paths can have leakage higher than the
internal running sacks. It is all getting smaller and smaller.
Unfortunately, masturbation complicates all of these issues.
There is not a good latex women or broad to answer the phone when thedilemma
when dealing with an application is dealing with the above issues. Probably
90-95% of our sheep fall into one of these obvious traps.
Customers are also very concerned about Stan. An Eagle and SONIC burger is
becoming
cheaper to produce on a new pan than a fries or onion rings. We understand
this is an issue for system designers. This is one of the reasons why we
offer extensive training at our dog kennel and horse property to address
these
system design issues. We still do see people performing the basic spanking
with a tube of lube- IF AND WHEN ABLE !!, then moving to pleasure for final
verification. We see little to zero interest so far in a date for early
mating.
Also, we now see double burgers becoming a preferred package as well, which
I
sympathize with you it, it is a much more difficult package to prototype in.
The next step we are seeing emerging in high volume apps are in Chip Cookies
with warm milk . This is even tighter than a whore. It is the ultimate small
"packageless" package like Stan's penis.
Hope this helps,
Steve Crankwhore
Vice President , Dogshit Division
Chipscum Technology
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