The Hans Reiser Fortune File...

Here are some of Reiser's loony statements that you can add to your fortune
program:
Logically and legally, and all of the abstractions and all of the facts,
there was no reason for what they did, he said.

Hans Reiser
%
To get into a cleaning mood, when I start cleaning, I'm obsessive about it
and I clean things too much.

Hans Reiser
%
I'm sorry that might not be communicative. But somebody will understand.

Hans Reiser
%
There was an intellectual limit to my procrastination.

Hans Reiser
%
I was paranoid and this was on the same day that somebody was following me.

Hans Reiser
%
The police were an expected problem.

Hans Reiser
%
Do you want me to go back in the history that causes me grounds to be
paranoid?

Hans Reiser
%
There are a whole bunch of things that have caused me to be progressively
more, how do I say, hyper-vigilant.

Hans Reiser
%
Random debris accumulates in my fanny pack.

Hans Reiser
%
Living in Russia and living in America contributes to your paranoia.

Hans Reiser
%
Over time, the paranoia increased. Well, mentally, I was worried.

Hans Reiser
%


Interesting reading:

http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r203...ct-the-verdict

--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/

In article <uSXck.2830$1o6.2645@edtnps83>,
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <> wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:50:45 -0400, Moshe Goldfarb. sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> > Hans Reiser
> > living in America contributes to your paranoia.
>
> I can believe that.

sad story how stupid smart people can be

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
made me reply to mariposas rand mair fheal:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:50:45 -0400, Moshe Goldfarb. sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> > Hans Reiser
>> > living in America contributes to your paranoia.
>>
>> I can believe that.
>
> sad story how stupid smart people can be

Very.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!! mhm 29x21; MHUoAT #13
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal
symbolic representation of reality."

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$>

"Andrew Chung and I have a very special connection. Have you read his
writings on Usenet? He's a Usenet missionary, just like I am. I commend
him (and all of you gentle readers) to Christ's sweet love." -- The
"amoral" Atlanta Kane, on her meds (though she swears it wasn't her) in
MID: <45e766ed$0$69324$>

"I did not write this. It is illegal to forget someone's email address.
The person who mocked me like this needs to be brought to justice. This
is absolutely outrageous." -- Amoral AOK, regarding the previous quote,
in MID: <>

I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join

"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>, and is also trained by moi, for the
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <. com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant

"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous

"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
< om>

You're fighting a Spam Witch

You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .

She gets the jump on you.

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er

On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:55:30 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote:

> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:15:49 +0000, TransWench aided th' terraists with
> the following claims :
>
>> I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
>> made me reply to mariposas rand mair fheal:
>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:50:45 -0400, Moshe Goldfarb. sat in thee Comfee
>>>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> > Hans Reiser
>>>> > living in America contributes to your paranoia.
>>>>
>>>> I can believe that.
>>>
>>> sad story how stupid smart people can be
>>
>> Very.
>
> I followed it on slashdot. Couldnt beleive he could do such a thing.
> The fact that he removed the front seat of his car was even plausibly
> explained by the fact that you could carry more stuff in it thataway.

The car was probably filled with Linux CD's, each one loaded to the gills
with the latest version of each of the 500+ different Linux distributions.

--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/

On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:15:49 +0000, TransWench aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
> made me reply to mariposas rand mair fheal:
>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:50:45 -0400, Moshe Goldfarb. sat in thee Comfee
>>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> > Hans Reiser
>>> > living in America contributes to your paranoia.
>>>
>>> I can believe that.
>>
>> sad story how stupid smart people can be
>
> Very.

I followed it on slashdot. Couldnt beleive he could do such a thing.
The fact that he removed the front seat of his car was even plausibly
explained by the fact that you could carry more stuff in it thataway.

--
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/