If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista

If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista



At the front door you present biometric identification proving your
identity. When you stop at the writing station you need to show a passport
to be allowed to use the pen which remains chained to the desk by a chain
just a little too short for you to be able to write with it.



On your way to the line for a teller a guard stops you and asks you for your
passport, but she can't read it. She screams "Security error!" and ejects
you from the bank. After once again presenting the proper biometrics you
try again and this time she passes you with no questions.



The teller asks to see your driver's license when you present your check.
Then she asks to see it when she counts out the first bill. She asks for it
again when she counts out the second bill. She asks for it again when she
counts out the third bill. She asks for it again...



When you get all 10 twenties you ask her why she didn't deposit the check as
you had asked and she replies that you don't have privileges for that and
informs you that you'll need to get in the elevated privileges line. After
presenting your driver's license twice more you get to that teller, who
informs you that he can't find your account and that his window must close
now.

"edmond" <>'s wild thoughts were released
on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:30:16 -0700 bearing the following
fruit:

>If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista

Then the ****s that emptied my bank account despite by bank
card being safely in my possession wouldn't have happened.

--
Jan Hyde

https://mvp.support.microsoft.com/profile/Jan.Hyde

Jan Hyde (VB MVP) wrote:
> "edmond" <>'s wild thoughts were released
> on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:30:16 -0700 bearing the following
> fruit:
>
>> If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista
>
> Then the ****s that emptied my bank account despite by bank
> card being safely in my possession wouldn't have happened.
>
> --
> Jan Hyde
>
> https://mvp.support.microsoft.com/profile/Jan.Hyde

Got caught in a card copying scheme? Next time, use one card to enter
the ATM and another to take out the money and make sure your hand is
covered when you enter the PIN. No need for bank intervention but
sensible end user "safe hex".

Alias

On May 28, 9:19*am, Alias <iamal...@NOSPAMPLEASEgmail.com> wrote:
> Jan Hyde (VB MVP) wrote:
>
> > "edmond" <edm...@aol111.com>'s wild thoughts were released
> > on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:30:16 -0700 bearing the following
> > fruit:
>
> >> If The Savings and Loan ran like Vista
>
> > Then the ****s that emptied my bank account despite by bank
> > card being safely in my possession wouldn't have happened.
>
> > --
> > Jan Hyde
>
> >https://mvp.support.microsoft.com/profile/Jan.Hyde
>
> Got caught in a card copying scheme? Next time, use one card to enter
> the ATM and another to take out the money and make sure your hand is
> covered when you enter the PIN. No need for bank intervention but
> sensible end user "safe hex".
>
> Alias

How would you know about a card copying scheme? You're too poor to
have any credit cards