I just broke the cup holder on the front of my PC

I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.

Put the big gulp on the desk

--
John the West Ham fan C.E.T.

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"DanS" <> wrote in message
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> I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
> holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
> holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
>

Head to your nearest big box store and pay them $250 to install a new
cupholder. Do not attempt to save money and do this yourself, you lack the
technical prowess necessary for this highly specialized field. Should you
attempt to do so, they will charge an additional $100 to undo the collateral
damage you will cause.

--
Best of Luck,

Rick Rogers, aka "Nutcase" - Microsoft MVP
http://mvp.support.microsoft.com/
Windows help - www.rickrogers.org
My thoughts http://rick-mvp.blogspot.com

"DanS" <> wrote in message
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>I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
>holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
>holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
>

funny

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Supermicro X7DWA-N server board
pair of Intel E5430 quad core 2.66 GHz Xeons
16GB DDR667
SAS RAID
eVGA 8800 GTS 640 MB video card

When VCRs first came out and were $600+ a unit. My friend's son stuck
his grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR. He called me to look at it. We
opened it and cheese was everywhere. We could not stop laughing about
it.


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'www.SCSIraidGURU.com' (http://www.SCSIraidGURU.com)

Supermicro X7DWA-N server board
pair of Intel E5430 quad core 2.66 GHz Xeons
16GB DDR667
SAS RAID
eVGA 8800 GTS 640 MB video card

"DanS" <> wrote in news:GRj3k.2672$cW3.1408
@nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

> I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
> holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
> holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.

You could just go Spanky your Monkey, Spanky. And have your own big gulp

Now this is too funny. I was thinking earlier, what do the dreggs of Usenet
do when they realize that even a normal person is easily capable of
outwitting them at every exchange ?

Well, they impersonate them of course.

"Rick Rogers" <> wrote in
news::

> Head to your nearest big box store and pay them $250 to install a new
> cupholder. Do not attempt to save money and do this yourself, you lack
> the technical prowess necessary for this highly specialized field.

Yes. SpankyDeMonkey does probably lack many things....

Including the intelligence to properly forge a post.

"DanS" <> wrote in message
news:Xns9AB8E66812DA6thisnthatadelphianet@66.250.1 46.128...
> "Rick Rogers" <> wrote in
> news::
>
>> Head to your nearest big box store and pay them $250 to install a new
>> cupholder. Do not attempt to save money and do this yourself, you lack
>> the technical prowess necessary for this highly specialized field.
>
> Yes. SpankyDeMonkey does probably lack many things....
>
> Including the intelligence to properly forge a post.
>
>
>
>

Again, who really cares. If that is exciting news for you then you must
lead a boring life. Maybe I'll change the name 4 or 5 other times. You
just might "come" with that news!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh. Reminds me of when the other retard, Kevpan815 said
that everything said in this forum was "under oath". I nearly fell off my
chair laughing.

"DanS" <> wrote in message
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> "DanS" <> wrote in news:GRj3k.2672$cW3.1408
> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:
>
>> I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
>> holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
>> holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.
>
> You could just go Spanky your Monkey, Spanky. And have your own big gulp
>
>
> Now this is too funny. I was thinking earlier, what do the dreggs of
> Usenet
> do when they realize that even a normal person is easily capable of
> outwitting them at every exchange ?
>
> Well, they impersonate them of course.
>

Well Sherlock, if you think you found out this exciting news that I changed
my name, then wait until I post a couple of jokes. You will probably pee
your pants.

And that was a big Just FYI.

Just FYI

"DanS" <> wrote in message
news:GRj3k.2672$...
>I just got home and had a big gulp. I hit this button to extend the cup
>holder on the front of the PC. When I placed the big gulp on the cup
>holder, it broke. Now I don't know what to do.

I suggest using all those nice round silvery coasters you have to put your
drink on.

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