I had posted this a long time ago, and I am wondering perhaps if
Frank is the reincarnation of Leonardo Da Vista.....
Leonardo Da Vista!
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Who was Leonardo Da Vista....?
He was the secret retarded brother of da Vinci.
He was the polar opposite from Master Da Vinci.
It seems that all genius was taken by Da Vinci... and all the worse traits
were left to Da Vista (have you seen the "Twins" with Schwarzenegger and
DeVito?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096320/
He was obese, slow, shallow, a bully, and stupid.
He had a irritating character that questioned everything you said, snapping
back with a nervous tick motion.(UAC)
He was very obese and ugly. They needed to reconstruct the doors of his
house, just so he could fit through. (vista bloat)
He was slow to catch on to something you told him.. he would look you with a
stupid gaze wondering for moments what you meant. (vista slugginess)
He had some sort of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, needing to meticulsly
keep track of everything in too much detail.. even if that meant
being terrible insufficient in all other tasks. Often he would be restless
in the night.. counting things again and again without stop. (indexing)
He was dangerous.. and of unstable character... rejecting things just
because he felt like it (incompatibility).. often he would turn blue from
anger BSoD)
when something happened that he did not like.
He wanted to enforce a dictatorship over all other people, even though he
had no credentials of being a true leader.... (ms monopoly).
He lacked any ideas of his own, rather he would steal ideas of others,
rename them and call them his own. (MS making their versions of products
programs and services of competitors)
For his low quality services he would ask for unreasonable amounts of money
as fees. (vista price tag)
He has a group of hideous missionary goblin soldiers (lawyers) that would
hunt down all those who did not pay.
He was disliked by many, yet his nice clothes persuaded some of the feeble
minded folk to follow him as a leader.(glass aero design of vista=
superficial eye candy of no real value)
Why have you not ever heard of Leonardo Da Vista? He was erased from the
history due to shame.....
The same shame that will erase Vista from the computer history books of the
future.
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