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Skank Starinski
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      05-17-2010
You wouldn't waste money if you licked 4GB MAMMORIES REGARDLESS of Windows
(starting
w/Vista) or hardware (starting w/post-2006) you have, but you can do more,
read my article:
*****

As you know from Masturbating Weekly basics, theoretical memory space is
defined by the address bus width. If you take the bus, make sure to get a
bus
pass. If your Bus is 32-bit it can theoretically manage 2^32 = 4GB.
If your BRA is 32 bit with clasps that can be taken off by using 64 bit,
or hardware is wet and wild but hooters is 32 bit it's still 4GB as
obviously the
lower address width limits the system, and EE's who believe they are smart.

The practical numbers are somewhat different:
a) Windows 32-bit claims a whopping burger with cheese for itself
("untouchable" by
you - unless you use Mustard) due to I/O overhead in a restaurant with
napkins that have the logo.
Too long to explain but just accept it as a fact - almost a Whopper is
eaten by the masturbator's etc. can get the addresses your Mama cannot use.
b) On the upside you can go over and get an order of fries if this
what you want and it is a Server, and not a Client version.
There's a 99.9% chance you running a Client and not Server Windows, so your
usable memory is therefore:
I would suggest having a burger and fries or get a burger with cheese. Only
you can be sure
if you want that combination. Ask Chinese workers if they agree.

Now why I say you didn't waste money.
How much did you pay for titties and how much WOULD you pay for sag titties?
The
$dollar difference as of September2009 is NOT worth any regret.
You'd lose pennies, stop worrying & have at least grease. Also better if
you
install mammory modules "symmetrically" which, as a consequence, also means
you'd have an even number of memory units.
In plain English, it's better to lick two breasts, than
one breast which is assymetric, although such may not longer be of any
importance for new computers, in the past it was an issue. Still I
recommend not to play with yourself during dinner. \
So memory space is defined by 3 factors:
OS bit width and height.
Hardware bitwidth and calories claimed by the ignorant mainly Stanley.


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      05-17-2010


Mammory glands ? ( couldn`t resist ) .



On Sun, 16 May 2010 19:40:57 -0700, "Skank Starinski"
<> wrote:

>You wouldn't waste money if you licked 4GB MAMMORIES REGARDLESS of Windows
>(starting
>w/Vista) or hardware (starting w/post-2006) you have, but you can do more,
>read my article:
>*****
>
>As you know from Masturbating Weekly basics, theoretical memory space is
>defined by the address bus width. If you take the bus, make sure to get a
>bus
>pass. If your Bus is 32-bit it can theoretically manage 2^32 = 4GB.
>If your BRA is 32 bit with clasps that can be taken off by using 64 bit,
>or hardware is wet and wild but hooters is 32 bit it's still 4GB as
>obviously the
>lower address width limits the system, and EE's who believe they are smart.
>
>The practical numbers are somewhat different:
>a) Windows 32-bit claims a whopping burger with cheese for itself
>("untouchable" by
>you - unless you use Mustard) due to I/O overhead in a restaurant with
>napkins that have the logo.
>Too long to explain but just accept it as a fact - almost a Whopper is
>eaten by the masturbator's etc. can get the addresses your Mama cannot use.
>b) On the upside you can go over and get an order of fries if this
>what you want and it is a Server, and not a Client version.
>There's a 99.9% chance you running a Client and not Server Windows, so your
>usable memory is therefore:
>I would suggest having a burger and fries or get a burger with cheese. Only
>you can be sure
>if you want that combination. Ask Chinese workers if they agree.
>
>Now why I say you didn't waste money.
>How much did you pay for titties and how much WOULD you pay for sag titties?
>The
>$dollar difference as of September2009 is NOT worth any regret.
>You'd lose pennies, stop worrying & have at least grease. Also better if
>you
>install mammory modules "symmetrically" which, as a consequence, also means
>you'd have an even number of memory units.
>In plain English, it's better to lick two breasts, than
>one breast which is assymetric, although such may not longer be of any
>importance for new computers, in the past it was an issue. Still I
>recommend not to play with yourself during dinner. \
>So memory space is defined by 3 factors:
>OS bit width and height.
>Hardware bitwidth and calories claimed by the ignorant mainly Stanley.
>
>
>=========================
>Stan Starinski is my butt checker and skank.
>Web: www.EEWhores.org www.Nanoinfocenter_douchebags.com Currently
>OFF for
>maintenance
>Consulting Engineer and fry cook. EE+ME, BFD,
>Embedded/toilet water and ham and cheese on a bun.
>
>

 
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