3 people (actually 2 humanoids and one demon) have done all those 10 points,
and much more....
Frank, Bill yanaire (those 2 are humanoid more like monkeys but still
primates) and spanky demon ky, currently going by 100 other names and
trolling away like crazy that IS NOT human, humonoid or even a living
creature. Its a undead demon, from hell.
They are masters, and should mentor all other dimwits willing to worship
vista as a god.
But I must make clear that the worst poster of all time is not frank anymore
but that horrid idiot moron spanky (currenly known as sickening Sal monella)
, this idiot changes nicks far more many times than it changes underwear..
If there was ONE poster I could remove from this newsgroup it would be that
idiot, and not frank or yaniare..
"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Factually discussing Vista problems is frowned upon by uptight dorks,
> aka Microsoft sheep and lemurs that obediently worship the ground that
> Gates and Ballmer walk on while foolishly defending countless blunders
> in Vista. So maybe you want to join the heard, it's easy!
>
> 1. While not absolutely required, being a moron or village idiot
> helps you blend in with established bone headed Microsoft
> supporters.
>
> 2. Always play up trivial word games, like Defender isn't DEP and
> just totally ignore both are riddled with bugs that will stop
> your applications from starting up or shut them down if they have
> started.
>
> 3. NEVER argue facts, instead try to make a big issues out of trivia.
>
> 4. Pretend you know what you're talking about when you clearly do not.
>
> 5. Scream, rant, yell and bitch your ass off about Linux and Mac, but
> remain silent about the hundreds of still broken flaws in Vista.
>
> 6. Pretend there is nothing wrong with Vista, that you don't have the
> latest problem somebody pointed out even after Microsoft issued a
> patch for the very thing you claim wasn't broken.
>
> 7. Anyone reporting a problem hint they got to be stupid, obviously
> haven't configured Vista correctly, are new to computers, etc..
>
> 8. Mention it is a hardware issue, not Microsoft's fault regardless
> what the problem is. This is the most popular excuse you see
> posted to newsgroups like this.
>
> 9. In general, just be an asshole. It's what MVP's and Microsoft
> supporters universally are seen as by everyone else.
>
> 10. Be sure to be pompous, overbearing, rude, crude and by all means
> try hard to come across as a smartass and asshole. You'll blend in
> more quickly with the established dimwits that willing craw up
> Microsoft's butt without prompting no matter what. Its seen as a
> badge of honor and you'll quickly get on Frank's good side.
>
>
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