Microsoft, Please, I have a better Idea than you spending 300 million for advertising Vista.

Why spend 300 million on trying to advertise a dead OS? I can guarantee you
the money will go down the drain. Vista is already dead.. let it go!

So I offer you a solution. Pay me only 10 million ( a small percentage of
the 300 million), and all travel expenses paid, and I will come to Redmond
and
I will spend 30 days advising you and consulting your whole team on what to
do to make windows7 so good that it will make more money than Vista + XP
combined.

Taking the fact that the money you will make out of my contribution, by
using my intellect to evolve your product and services will be billions of
dollars, I consider my offer to be dirt cheap.

Its not really about the money... I can genuinely help Microsoft, but if I
do it for free you wont listen to me enough.. when you will be paying me,
you will want to hear what I have to say.

But the deal is this: Whatever I say you will have to do... even though it
might be different from what MS is used to. This is the whole point.. what
you have been doing already has led you
to the decline of vista and the Windows brand.

"zuoer" <> wrote in message
news:4888755d$...
> Why spend 300 million on trying to advertise a dead OS? I can guarantee
> you the money will go down the drain. Vista is already dead.. let it go!
>

You can't guarantee ****.

> So I offer you a solution. Pay me only 10 million ( a small percentage of
> the 300 million), and all travel expenses paid, and I will come to Redmond
> and

Better stick with your job at Burger King. With your $7.55 an hour pay, you
will feel like a million bucks.

> I will spend 30 days advising you and consulting your whole team on what
> to do to make windows7 so good that it will make more money than Vista +
> XP combined.

You couldn't figure out how find the exit in a movie theater.


>
> Taking the fact that the money you will make out of my contribution, by
> using my intellect to evolve your product and services will be billions of
> dollars, I consider my offer to be dirt cheap.
>

Why not give part of your money you earn at Burger King and help them out?


> Its not really about the money... I can genuinely help Microsoft, but if I
> do it for free you wont listen to me enough.. when you will be paying me,
> you will want to hear what I have to say.

It's really about the money. Who the hell is going to listen to a putz
like you? Certainly not Microsoft.

>
> But the deal is this: Whatever I say you will have to do... even though it
> might be different from what MS is used to. This is the whole point.. what
> you have been doing already has led you
> to the decline of vista and the Windows brand.
>
Smoke some more POT. That will make you feel better.

zuoer wrote:
> Why spend 300 million on trying to advertise a dead OS? I can guarantee
> you the money will go down the drain. Vista is already dead.. let it go!
>
> So I offer you a solution. Pay me only 10 million ( a small percentage
> of the 300 million), and all travel expenses paid, and I will come to
> Redmond and
> I will spend 30 days advising you and consulting your whole team on what
> to do to make windows7 so good that it will make more money than Vista +
> XP combined.
>
> Taking the fact that the money you will make out of my contribution, by
> using my intellect to evolve your product and services will be billions
> of dollars, I consider my offer to be dirt cheap.
>
> Its not really about the money... I can genuinely help Microsoft, but if
> I do it for free you wont listen to me enough.. when you will be paying
> me, you will want to hear what I have to say.
>
> But the deal is this: Whatever I say you will have to do... even though
> it might be different from what MS is used to. This is the whole point..
> what you have been doing already has led you
> to the decline of vista and the Windows brand.
>
>
>
MS is going to listen to an idiot moron POS incompetent loser like you?
Hell, you can't even get one little install of Vista to run properly!
I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
computer. You're stupid...really stupid. Too bad you have access to
being online.
You're a pathetic, big mouth, attention starved, raving mad lunatic!
Take my advice and don't give up that day job at the help desk.
It's the best you'll ever do!

> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a least
> 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a computer.

oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL

this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the answer
and post it all over the frikin internet!


Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule speck
in by rear view mirror!



"Frank" <> wrote in message news:g6a7d7$6q7$...
> zuoer wrote:
>> Why spend 300 million on trying to advertise a dead OS? I can guarantee
>> you the money will go down the drain. Vista is already dead.. let it go!
>>
>> So I offer you a solution. Pay me only 10 million ( a small percentage of
>> the 300 million), and all travel expenses paid, and I will come to
>> Redmond and
>> I will spend 30 days advising you and consulting your whole team on what
>> to do to make windows7 so good that it will make more money than Vista +
>> XP combined.
>>
>> Taking the fact that the money you will make out of my contribution, by
>> using my intellect to evolve your product and services will be billions
>> of dollars, I consider my offer to be dirt cheap.
>>
>> Its not really about the money... I can genuinely help Microsoft, but if
>> I do it for free you wont listen to me enough.. when you will be paying
>> me, you will want to hear what I have to say.
>>
>> But the deal is this: Whatever I say you will have to do... even though
>> it might be different from what MS is used to. This is the whole point..
>> what you have been doing already has led you
>> to the decline of vista and the Windows brand.
>>
>>
>>
> MS is going to listen to an idiot moron POS incompetent loser like you?
> Hell, you can't even get one little install of Vista to run properly! I've
> seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a least 10-15
> yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a computer. You're
> stupid...really stupid. Too bad you have access to being online.
> You're a pathetic, big mouth, attention starved, raving mad lunatic!
> Take my advice and don't give up that day job at the help desk.
> It's the best you'll ever do!

bozo the loser wrote:

>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a computer.
>
>
> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>
> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!

Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>
>
> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
> speck in by rear view mirror!

Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista to
run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
Tell us all ok?
This should be good!...LOL!
Well...we're all waiting!

**** for brains FRANK!

What a loser idiot moron malakas you are

"FAB" <> wrote in message
news:up$...
> bozo the loser wrote:
>
>>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
>>> computer.
>>
>>
>> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>>
>> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
>> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
>> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!
>
> Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
> Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>
>>
>> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
>> speck in by rear view mirror!
>
> Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista to
> run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
> Tell us all ok?
> This should be good!...LOL!
> Well...we're all waiting!
>

>Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.


Frank you are incapable of teaching my anything but how to swing in trees
and have a dirty **** mouth,
and Im interested in neither...

as for Vista, you are an ignorant idiot, and old man that doesn't know
anything, especially about computers...

go do something else, like shovel ****... it suites you better!



"FAB" <> wrote in message
news:up$...
> bozo the loser wrote:
>
>>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
>>> computer.
>>
>>
>> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>>
>> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
>> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
>> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!
>
> Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
> Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>
>>
>> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
>> speck in by rear view mirror!
>
> Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista to
> run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
> Tell us all ok?
> This should be good!...LOL!
> Well...we're all waiting!
>

"zuoer" <> wrote in message
news:4888d13d$...
>
>>Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>>Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>
>
> Frank you are incapable of teaching my anything but how to swing in trees
> and have a dirty **** mouth,
> and Im interested in neither...

WRONG- Nobody is capable of teaching a ****tard like you anything. Oh maybe
playing butt-plug with Adam Albright or Alias. Right up your alley


>
> as for Vista, you are an ignorant idiot, and old man that doesn't know
> anything, especially about computers...
>
> go do something else, like shovel ****... it suites you better!
>
>
>
> "FAB" <> wrote in message
> news:up$...
>> bozo the loser wrote:
>>
>>>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>>>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
>>>> computer.
>>>
>>>
>>> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>>>
>>> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
>>> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
>>> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!
>>
>> Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>> Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>>
>>>
>>> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
>>> speck in by rear view mirror!
>>
>> Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista to
>> run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
>> Tell us all ok?
>> This should be good!...LOL!
>> Well...we're all waiting!
>>

Hey old man.. go play with a 1900's gramophone that has a crank...

Leave the computers to us young and intelligent folk....



"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:cH4ik.8846$...
>
> "zuoer" <> wrote in message
> news:4888d13d$...
>>
>>>Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>>>Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>
>>
>> Frank you are incapable of teaching my anything but how to swing in trees
>> and have a dirty **** mouth,
>> and Im interested in neither...
>
> WRONG- Nobody is capable of teaching a ****tard like you anything. Oh
> maybe playing butt-plug with Adam Albright or Alias. Right up your alley
>
>
>>
>> as for Vista, you are an ignorant idiot, and old man that doesn't know
>> anything, especially about computers...
>>
>> go do something else, like shovel ****... it suites you better!
>>
>>
>>
>> "FAB" <> wrote in message
>> news:up$...
>>> bozo the loser wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>>>>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
>>>>> computer.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>>>>
>>>> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
>>>> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
>>>> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!
>>>
>>> Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>>> Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
>>>> speck in by rear view mirror!
>>>
>>> Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista to
>>> run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
>>> Tell us all ok?
>>> This should be good!...LOL!
>>> Well...we're all waiting!
>>>
>
>

"zuoer" <> wrote in message
news:4888dd8f$...
> Hey old man.. go play with a 1900's gramophone that has a crank...
>
> Leave the computers to us young and intelligent folk....
>
>

It would be OK to leave the computers to the intelligent folk, so WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE? I work with computers every day so I am more in tune with
computers than you. After all, don't you have that job at Burger King
making $6.55 an hour?


>
> "Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
> news:cH4ik.8846$...
>>
>> "zuoer" <> wrote in message
>> news:4888d13d$...
>>>
>>>>Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>>>>Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>>
>>>
>>> Frank you are incapable of teaching my anything but how to swing in
>>> trees and have a dirty **** mouth,
>>> and Im interested in neither...
>>
>> WRONG- Nobody is capable of teaching a ****tard like you anything. Oh
>> maybe playing butt-plug with Adam Albright or Alias. Right up your alley
>>
>>
>>>
>>> as for Vista, you are an ignorant idiot, and old man that doesn't know
>>> anything, especially about computers...
>>>
>>> go do something else, like shovel ****... it suites you better!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "FAB" <> wrote in message
>>> news:up$...
>>>> bozo the loser wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> I've seen how you "configure" your installs...ridiculous...you're a
>>>>>> least 10-15 yrs behind current updated methods of configuring a
>>>>>> computer.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> oh? Tell me my method of configuring a computer pls.. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> this will be funny! Having a moron explain to a genius what he does...
>>>>> Please include your crap and stupid sounds too... so I can take the
>>>>> answer and post it all over the frikin internet!
>>>>
>>>> Sorry ****-for-brains, but I'll never wise up a *chump* like you!
>>>> Suffer your own incompetence, you stupid POS. You deserve it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Frank I am so far ahead of you that you seem like a stinky miniscule
>>>>> speck in by rear view mirror!
>>>>
>>>> Then please tell us all WHY YOU can't get one little install of Vista
>>>> to run properly? Whereas MILLIONS of others can?
>>>> Tell us all ok?
>>>> This should be good!...LOL!
>>>> Well...we're all waiting!
>>>>
>>
>>