Microsoft Spoksman announces: Microsoft is GREAT!

Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to ignore
all that non constructive truth, ok?

We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code in
history up to this date!
Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap quality
is only a problem in YOUR perception!
What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating system
and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain in the
world,
claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
everyone elses brain!

We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality of a
product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have (and imagine
linux is free too!)
even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its because of
vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since everyone who gets
Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new computer), runs and gets
another copy of XP just so they could actually work with their computer. 2
sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista is making money!

That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million dollars
to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates called vista, is
actually
the best version of windows ever made!

All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making money!

Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every **** we
make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups" and
see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is crap!
We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free copy of
microsoft vista to stick up their arses.

** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at Microsoft.
So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to land a job at
Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.

Just FYI


"big vista is" <> wrote in message
news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to ignore
> all that non constructive truth, ok?
>
> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code in
> history up to this date!
> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap quality
> is only a problem in YOUR perception!
> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain in
> the world,
> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
> everyone elses brain!
>
> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality of
> a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have (and
> imagine linux is free too!)
> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its because
> of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since everyone who
> gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new computer), runs and
> gets another copy of XP just so they could actually work with their
> computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista is making money!
>
> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates called
> vista, is actually
> the best version of windows ever made!
>
> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making money!
>
> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every **** we
> make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups" and
> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free copy
> of
> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

hey monkey brain...

I have a nice idea... why don't you swallow a bunch of grenades and then go
for a ride on a dirt road with many many rocks?

This might cause you a mild case of indigestion... other than that... dead
is better than what you are now
your brain is already dead anyway.. got it braindead?



"Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
news:23Rjk.15163$...
> Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at Microsoft.
> So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to land a job at
> Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.
>
> Just FYI
>
>
> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
> news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
>> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
>> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to
>> ignore all that non constructive truth, ok?
>>
>> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
>> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code in
>> history up to this date!
>> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap
>> quality is only a problem in YOUR perception!
>> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
>> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain in
>> the world,
>> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
>> everyone elses brain!
>>
>> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality of
>> a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have (and
>> imagine linux is free too!)
>> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its because
>> of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since everyone who
>> gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new computer), runs and
>> gets another copy of XP just so they could actually work with their
>> computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista is making money!
>>
>> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
>> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates
>> called vista, is actually
>> the best version of windows ever made!
>>
>> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
>> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making
>> money!
>>
>> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every **** we
>> make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups" and
>> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
>> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free copy
>> of
>> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>
>
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

"big vista is" <> wrote in message
news:e56ba$48901f9a$...
> hey monkey brain...
>
> I have a nice idea... why don't you swallow a bunch of grenades and then
> go for a ride on a dirt road with many many rocks?
>
> This might cause you a mild case of indigestion... other than that... dead
> is better than what you are now
> your brain is already dead anyway.. got it braindead?
>
>

Somebody **** in your Oatmeal?

>
> "Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
> news:23Rjk.15163$...
>> Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at
>> Microsoft. So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to
>> land a job at Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.
>>
>> Just FYI
>>
>>
>> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
>> news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
>>> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
>>> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to
>>> ignore all that non constructive truth, ok?
>>>
>>> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
>>> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code in
>>> history up to this date!
>>> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap
>>> quality is only a problem in YOUR perception!
>>> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
>>> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain
>>> in the world,
>>> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
>>> everyone elses brain!
>>>
>>> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality
>>> of a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have (and
>>> imagine linux is free too!)
>>> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its because
>>> of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since everyone who
>>> gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new computer), runs and
>>> gets another copy of XP just so they could actually work with their
>>> computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista is making money!
>>>
>>> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
>>> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates
>>> called vista, is actually
>>> the best version of windows ever made!
>>>
>>> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
>>> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making
>>> money!
>>>
>>> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every **** we
>>> make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups" and
>>> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
>>> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free copy
>>> of
>>> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
>>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>
>>
> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

> Somebody **** in your Oatmeal?

Sorry,
I don't eat stuff that smells like vista

"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:Z1%jk.18854$...
>
> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
> news:e56ba$48901f9a$...
>> hey monkey brain...
>>
>> I have a nice idea... why don't you swallow a bunch of grenades and then
>> go for a ride on a dirt road with many many rocks?
>>
>> This might cause you a mild case of indigestion... other than that...
>> dead is better than what you are now
>> your brain is already dead anyway.. got it braindead?
>>
>>
>
> Somebody **** in your Oatmeal?
>
>>
>> "Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
>> news:23Rjk.15163$...
>>> Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at
>>> Microsoft. So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to
>>> land a job at Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.
>>>
>>> Just FYI
>>>
>>>
>>> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
>>> news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
>>>> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
>>>> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to
>>>> ignore all that non constructive truth, ok?
>>>>
>>>> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
>>>> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code
>>>> in history up to this date!
>>>> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap
>>>> quality is only a problem in YOUR perception!
>>>> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
>>>> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain
>>>> in the world,
>>>> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
>>>> everyone elses brain!
>>>>
>>>> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality
>>>> of a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have
>>>> (and imagine linux is free too!)
>>>> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its
>>>> because of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since
>>>> everyone who gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new
>>>> computer), runs and gets another copy of XP just so they could actually
>>>> work with their computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista
>>>> is making money!
>>>>
>>>> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
>>>> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates
>>>> called vista, is actually
>>>> the best version of windows ever made!
>>>>
>>>> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
>>>> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making
>>>> money!
>>>>
>>>> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every ****
>>>> we make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups"
>>>> and
>>>> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
>>>> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free
>>>> copy of
>>>> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
>>>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>>
>>>
>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>
>
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

Bill Yanaire wrote:
> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
> news:e56ba$48901f9a$...
>
>> hey monkey brain...
>>
>> I have a nice idea... why don't you swallow a bunch of grenades and then
>> go for a ride on a dirt road with many many rocks?
>>
>> This might cause you a mild case of indigestion... other than that... dead
>> is better than what you are now
>> your brain is already dead anyway.. got it braindead?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Somebody **** in your Oatmeal?
>

It must have been Frank and then he ate it.
>
>> "Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
>> news:23Rjk.15163$...
>>
>>> Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at
>>> Microsoft. So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to
>>> land a job at Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.
>>>
>>> Just FYI
>>>
>>>
>>> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
>>> news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
>>>
>>>> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
>>>> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to
>>>> ignore all that non constructive truth, ok?
>>>>
>>>> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
>>>> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code in
>>>> history up to this date!
>>>> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap
>>>> quality is only a problem in YOUR perception!
>>>> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
>>>> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain
>>>> in the world,
>>>> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
>>>> everyone elses brain!
>>>>
>>>> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality
>>>> of a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have (and
>>>> imagine linux is free too!)
>>>> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its because
>>>> of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since everyone who
>>>> gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new computer), runs and
>>>> gets another copy of XP just so they could actually work with their
>>>> computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no wonder Vista is making money!
>>>>
>>>> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
>>>> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates
>>>> called vista, is actually
>>>> the best version of windows ever made!
>>>>
>>>> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
>>>> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making
>>>> money!
>>>>
>>>> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every **** we
>>>> make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups" and
>>>> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
>>>> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free copy
>>>> of
>>>> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
>>>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>>>
>>>
>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>
>
>
>

"measekite" <> wrote in message
news:%U3kk.17680$...
>
>
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
>> news:e56ba$48901f9a$...
>>
>>> hey monkey brain...
>>>
>>> I have a nice idea... why don't you swallow a bunch of grenades and then
>>> go for a ride on a dirt road with many many rocks?
>>>
>>> This might cause you a mild case of indigestion... other than that...
>>> dead is better than what you are now
>>> your brain is already dead anyway.. got it braindead?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Somebody **** in your Oatmeal?
>>
>
> It must have been Frank and then he ate it.

With your reply, add one to the "Jerk Count"

>>
>>> "Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
>>> news:23Rjk.15163$...
>>>
>>>> Sorry to break the news to you - You could never have a job at
>>>> Microsoft. So stop with the "WE AT MICROSOFT". You would be lucky to
>>>> land a job at Taco-Bell unloading the truck or taking out the trash.
>>>>
>>>> Just FYI
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "big vista is" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:d75c9$488fcf71$...
>>>>
>>>>> Microsoft is GREAT! Vista is GREAT!
>>>>> Sure some bad rumors have circulated about vista... but lets try to
>>>>> ignore all that non constructive truth, ok?
>>>>>
>>>>> We at Microsoft have become so fat and arrogant due to the billions of
>>>>> dollars that we have been able to create the most sloppy and bad code
>>>>> in history up to this date!
>>>>> Our arrogance enables us to have the nerve to say that vistas crap
>>>>> quality is only a problem in YOUR perception!
>>>>> What other company in the world would risk , making a trash operating
>>>>> system and then after it has been rejected by everyone who has a brain
>>>>> in the world,
>>>>> claim that nothing is wrong with the OS??.. its something wrong with
>>>>> everyone elses brain!
>>>>>
>>>>> We at microsoft believe that sales have nothing to do with the quality
>>>>> of a product. See for example how little sales apple and linux have
>>>>> (and imagine linux is free too!)
>>>>> even though they are a thousand times better than Vista. Hey its
>>>>> because of vista that we have increased the sales of windows, since
>>>>> everyone who gets Vista (now forced to be preinstalled on a new
>>>>> computer), runs and gets another copy of XP just so they could
>>>>> actually work with their computer. 2 sales for each computer.. no
>>>>> wonder Vista is making money!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's why we thought it would be good to spend another 300 million
>>>>> dollars to convince everyone that the crappy product everyone hates
>>>>> called vista, is actually
>>>>> the best version of windows ever made!
>>>>>
>>>>> All we have to do is brainwash you with lies. Is this dishonest? Who
>>>>> cares??? As frank says : we are a business and its all about making
>>>>> money!
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank god we have the dorks fan boys like Frank who follow every ****
>>>>> we make like blind sheep! You should visit our "help support groups"
>>>>> and
>>>>> see how these idiots give a hard time to everyone who thinks vista is
>>>>> crap! We love them... we love them so much we will give them a free
>>>>> copy of
>>>>> microsoft vista to stick up their arses.
>>>>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>>>>
>>>>
>>> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>>
>>
>>