Microsoft Victim's Revenge

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January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
- has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
- she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."

"andy" <bogusaddress@bogusaddress.123> wrote in message
news:...
> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022008/gossip/pagesix/microsoft_victims_revenge_468011.htm>
> January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
> Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
> onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
> Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
> - has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
> Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
> learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
> Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
> Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
> hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
> Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
> with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
> in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
> Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
> - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."

I suggest all spoiled brats buy Macs.

"Telstar" <none@none> wrote in message
news:%...
>
> "andy" <bogusaddress@bogusaddress.123> wrote in message
> news:...
>> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022008/gossip/pagesix/microsoft_victims_revenge_468011.htm>
>> January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
>> Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
>> onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
>> Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
>> - has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
>> Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
>> learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
>> Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
>> Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
>> hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
>> Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
>> with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
>> in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
>> Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
>> - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."
>
> I suggest all spoiled brats buy Macs.
>
>
Maybe they should wait a little longer untill gOS is released. Then standby
for an unbloated, virus and malware resistant, lean, mean speed machine
that'll will make Vista, Linux and Mac OS's look like slobby, fat and
constipated dinosaurs from the dark ages.

Go Google! Please rescue us from these nightmares known as Windows, Linux
and Mac.

Keith Manning

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:51:02 +1030, Keith Manning wrote:

> "Telstar" <none@none> wrote in message
> news:%...
>>
>> "andy" <bogusaddress@bogusaddress.123> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022008/gossip/pagesix/
microsoft_victims_revenge_468011.htm>
>>> January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
>>> Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
>>> onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
>>> Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
>>> - has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
>>> Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
>>> learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
>>> Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
>>> Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
>>> hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
>>> Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
>>> with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
>>> in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
>>> Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
>>> - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."
>>
>> I suggest all spoiled brats buy Macs.
>>
>>
> Maybe they should wait a little longer untill gOS is released. Then
> standby
> for an unbloated, virus and malware resistant, lean, mean speed machine
> that'll will make Vista, Linux and Mac OS's look like slobby, fat and
> constipated dinosaurs from the dark ages.

I kind of hate to break the news to you but, gOS is a linux distribution
based on Ubuntu. So if you think Linux is a slobby, fat and constipated
dinosaur well then, so is gOS.

--
Stephan
2003 Yamaha R6

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"Stephan Rose" <> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:51:02 +1030, Keith Manning wrote:
>
>> "Telstar" <none@none> wrote in message
>> news:%...
>>>
>>> "andy" <bogusaddress@bogusaddress.123> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022008/gossip/pagesix/
> microsoft_victims_revenge_468011.htm>
>>>> January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
>>>> Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
>>>> onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
>>>> Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
>>>> - has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
>>>> Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
>>>> learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
>>>> Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
>>>> Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
>>>> hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
>>>> Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
>>>> with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
>>>> in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
>>>> Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
>>>> - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."
>>>
>>> I suggest all spoiled brats buy Macs.
>>>
>>>
>> Maybe they should wait a little longer untill gOS is released. Then
>> standby
>> for an unbloated, virus and malware resistant, lean, mean speed machine
>> that'll will make Vista, Linux and Mac OS's look like slobby, fat and
>> constipated dinosaurs from the dark ages.
>
> I kind of hate to break the news to you but, gOS is a linux distribution
> based on Ubuntu. So if you think Linux is a slobby, fat and constipated
> dinosaur well then, so is gOS.
>
> --
> Stephan
> 2003 Yamaha R6
>
> ???????????????
> ?????????????

Oh No! Looks like the nightmare will just continue then.

On Thu, 3 Jan 2008 01:30:48 -0800, "Telstar" <none@none> wrote:

>
>"andy" <bogusaddress@bogusaddress.123> wrote in message
>news:.. .
>> <http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022008/gossip/pagesix/microsoft_victims_revenge_468011.htm>
>> January 2, 2008 -- BY the time you read this, Microsoft czar Paul
>> Allen may have taken a tongue lashing from sexy Kristi Schiller, the
>> onetime cyber-gossip known as Lucy Lipps. Schiller - who posed for
>> Playboy and is the trophy wife of wealthy oil wildcatter John Schiller
>> - has been on the warpath since her new PC, featuring a Microsoft
>> Windows Vista program, kept freezing and wouldn't boot up. Then, she
>> learned that Allen's 414-foot superyacht, Octopus, was moored in St.
>> Barts on New Year's Eve next to the yacht she was on belonging to
>> Texas trial lawyer John Eddie Williams. Schiller told Page Six she
>> hoped to sneak aboard Octopus with her messed-up computer, confront
>> Allen and refuse to budge until he "fixed this piece of [bleep]." But
>> with ultra-tight security and an army of ex-Navy Seals standing guard
>> in the harbor - where Larry Ellison's Rising Sun, Ronald Perelman's
>> Ultima IIII and Jimmy Buffett's Continental Drifter were also anchored
>> - she conceded it "may be cheaper to just buy a new Mac."
>
>I suggest all spoiled brats buy Macs.
>

There you go attack the person, ignore the problem