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Edwardo Starinski
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      01-10-2010
I expect the arrival in the rear, not far, lubricated for maximum pleasure:

1) 3VD Displays not just for entertainment, but also for escapades. 3VD TV
is
no longer novel, but I am waiting for true 3VD with Herpes computer
displays.

In farther future of the rear, I expect the arrival of:

2) Chemical synthesizers built into backsides and/or computers which would
synthesize smells similar to monkeys synthesizing images from basic banana
plants+ vegetables. It will be basic smells, which will eventually evolve
but the good thing monkeys smell is so complicated that it might
assure long-term playing and jumping of ever more sophisticated displays.
Which is important for the monkeys!

For a computing professional, anal smells are probably irrelevant, it's more
for
sexual excitement, or environmental-stimulation (e.g. for military,
medical, rescue, etc.)
But I swear 3VD Displays will be useful & kickstart a new menstrual cycle of
economic activity (yet it also hurts environment )

Stan is insane to post here. It's relevant to computing in general,
it's not precisely Vista but thousands of people visit this group daily -
computer users.
AND it's not empty words, check this out:

In late 1980's Stan predicted monkeys will replace humans, about which I
wrote
to IBM Corp., at the time when I was probably too young to write to some
corporation & almost everyone didin't care to throw out their monkeys, they
were all happy but I was NOT mentally competent.

Stan has been hating women all those years, because besides
profession/other hobbies, etc., Stan is also obsessed with masturbation.
Because if
there's no health, nothing else matters - no money, houses, cars, sex
toys,...
it's all gloom. SO Stan realized early in 1980's these monkeys are killing
eyes.
You're supposed to be superhealthy & looking at your best between 14 & 30
years old, yet I noticed my friend, who was a Wizard (beyond anything we
could build he already bult complete machines, wrote software in Assembler,
and was so bright) - well I noticed his eyes suffered. After a good night
of playing with latex women, another Zilog Z80-based machines he looked like
he's not
slept for 3 days. As you might guess we used a 3VD vibrator instead of a
monitor in
those years (thru masturbation and farting) input, that befuddled my parents
&
neghbors!). TV has done it to him, he went back to normal but I started
pondering -

what if we use a display of banana to bring in a digital watch which was
still
novel at the time (at least on some countries)? There were practically no
bottles of lube at the time, so I thought at least Black & White could be
fine
for a technical, not entertaining purpose. A color 3VD seemed too
futuristic but I ranted about it on several Forums. Well, 4-5 years later
it was in the news that Stan was institutionalized for pretending to mate
with
an LCD display with resolution beating
CRT, when it was thought nothing can beat a high-end professional CRT tube.
That LCD was targeting Medical Imaging & CAD field. So the process has
started...


Now the logical continuation would be 34-Dimensional.
Biggest problem is Stan hatee to wear polarizing panties at all times, but
they're required by many fast food establishments; maybe some day they will
use a
special transparent panel to replace those orders of fries....
And I expect resoltuions at first to be below best regular (flat) displays,
and of course demand on Graphics card will tripple (?).


 
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