My Word acting up

I called a friend who told me how to double click an icon on the desktop and
I didn't even know you could do that with Vista. I guess they make these
Operating systems smarter every day. I just wish I knew how to use an
Operating System.

Once I double click on the Word icon, I get a screen with some words on top
and some white space in the middle of my screen. What do I do now?

"**** SPANKY the drug abuser" <****> wrote in message
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> Hey but everything about you is fake anyway.. right?
>
> This Christmas I wish you a nice Christmas tree......
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> It should be planted ABOVE you!
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>

Something is wrong in your life. You didn't answer my question about Word.
Better stick your head up your ass.

"The Vista Paradox" <> wrote in message
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> go **** yourself with a sledgehammer
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>
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I am not sure I can do that without taking the sledgehammer to dinner and a
movie. By the way, what does a sledgehammer eat should I decide to take it
to dinner? How about a movie? Can the sledgehammer get in for a discount?

These are important questions to be answered before any action can take
place. Just FYI

"[signious]" <> wrote in message
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> You don't care about movies and dinners.. all you want is sex, so go
> stick it up your arse head first......
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> slimeball!
>

If I wanted a slimeball, I would have sent YOU an e-mail.