I need some help

With all the talk about rectums and colonoscopy, I am getting excited. Who
wants to come over and do me from behind?

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> On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:46:10 -0800, "joe pistrachio"
> <> wrote:
>
>>With all the talk about rectums and colonoscopy, I am getting excited.
>>Who
>>wants to come over and do me from behind?
>
> I'd rather it be a Gastroenterologist telling me about a colonoscopy,
> rather than a surgeon telling me I need to have a colostomy bag.
> .

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.