The Night Before Xmas COLA style....of course.....

http://groups.google.com/group/comp....85c7420b030cf1

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.

The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some replies Roy would soon see. (He was ignored, as usual BTW)

With his 'boi' at the whorehouse and Mark Kent smoking grass, Roy had
settled down to play with his ass.

When out on the lawn Roy heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY to
see what's the matter!

Then out on the lawn Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy Poaster),
Roy knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick!

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, Roy knew in a minute
the old ****er fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for Thumper the queer.

As he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the ****er blew the
fireplace apart!

He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight, Linux sucks dick,,, and
**** on you all,,,,,, this cold xmas nite.

Author unknown......... "





--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/

Moshe Goldfarb wrote:

> http://groups.google.com/group/comp....85c7420b030cf1

The truth reveals itself as Moshe admits he himself is the infamous albeit
worthless troll, flatfish:

From: flatfish <>
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: A COLA Linux Xmas Story! (Dedicated to Roy Schestowitz)
Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
Message-ID: <>

> [....] Schestowitz the louse.
>
> [....] Mark Kent smoking grass, Roy had settled down to play with his
> ass.
>
> [....] Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy Poaster),
>
> [....] big rubber dildo for Thumper the queer.
>
> [....] Linux sucks dick,,, and **** on you all,,,,,, this cold xmas
> nite.
>
> Author unknown......... "

Yup, flatfish style, full of sexually explicit libelous language and
general contempt for Linux and those who advocate for it, very sick. We
know who the author is.

--
HPT

Goldfarb wrote: moshe goldfarb wrote: moshe goldfarb.

> http://groups.google.com/group/comp....85c7420b030cf1

Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe infamous
albeit.

A cola linux xmas story! (dedicated to roy subject: a cola
linux.advocacy schestowitz) date: wed, 28 nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500
message-id: <> from:
flatfish@linux xmas story! (dedicated to roy schestowitz) dated to roy
schestowitz) date: wed, 28 nov 2007 19:15:47 -0500 message-id:
<> from: flatfish
< schestowitz) date: wed, 28 nov 2007 19:15:47
-0500 message-id: <>.

> [....] Schestowitz the louse.
>
> [....] Mark Kent smoking grass, Roy had settled down to play with his
> ass.
>
> [....] Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy Poaster),
>
> [....] big rubber dildo for Thumper the queer.
>
> [....] Linux sucks dick,,, and **** on you all,,,,,, this cold xmas
> nite.
>
> Author unknown......... "

Advocate for is. yup, flatfish style, full of sexually explicit libelous
language and general contempt for it, very sick. we know who advocate
for it, very sick. we know who advocate for is. yup, flatfish style,
flatfish style, flatfish style, flatfish style, flatfish style, flatfish
style, flatfish style, flatfish style, full of sexually.

High Plains Thumper wrote:

> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
> truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
> troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe infamous
> albeit.


Try reposting that in your native language; your English is horrendous. We
can probably even use Bablefish to get a better idea of what you're
attempting to say.


<the public school systems turn these types out... sad>

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:

> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>
>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
>> truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
>> troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe infamous
>> albeit.
>
>
> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is horrendous.
> We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better idea of what you're
> attempting to say.
>
>
> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>

.... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.



--
Rick

Rick wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:
>
>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
>>> truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
>>> troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe
>>> infamous albeit.
>>
>>
>> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is
>> horrendous. We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better idea
>> of what you're attempting to say.
>>
>>
>> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>
>
> ... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.


Parents insist their offspring are uneducated?


(And here I thought it was the Legislatures owned by the Teacher's Unions
that were to blame.)

"Rick" <> wrote in message
news: m...
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:
>
>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
>>> truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
>>> troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe infamous
>>> albeit.
>>
>>
>> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is horrendous.
>> We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better idea of what you're
>> attempting to say.
>>
>>
>> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>
>
> ... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.
>
>
>
> --
> Rick

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:54:26 -0700, relic wrote:

> Rick wrote:
>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:
>>
>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>
>>>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit worthless
>>>> truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth reveals its he
>>>> troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the admitself as moshe infamous
>>>> albeit.
>>>
>>>
>>> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is
>>> horrendous. We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better idea of
>>> what you're attempting to say.
>>>
>>>
>>> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>
>>
>> ... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.
>
>
> Parents insist their offspring are uneducated?

NO.. .parents get testy when their children aren't moved to the next
grade, hence social promotion.

>
>
> (And here I thought it was the Legislatures owned by the Teacher's
> Unions that were to blame.)

I don't know of any State Legislatures owned by and teacher's unions.

--
Rick

Rick wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:54:26 -0700, relic wrote:
>
>> Rick wrote:
>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:
>>>
>>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit
>>>>> worthless truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth
>>>>> reveals its he troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the
>>>>> admitself as moshe infamous albeit.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is
>>>> horrendous. We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better
>>>> idea of what you're attempting to say.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>
>>>
>>> ... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.
>>
>>
>> Parents insist their offspring are uneducated?
>
> NO.. .parents get testy when their children aren't moved to the next
> grade, hence social promotion.
>
>>
>>
>> (And here I thought it was the Legislatures owned by the Teacher's
>> Unions that were to blame.)
>
> I don't know of any State Legislatures owned by and teacher's unions.

Start with California.

Rick wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:54:26 -0700, relic wrote:
>
>> Rick wrote:
>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:19 -0700, relic wrote:
>>>
>>>> High Plains Thumper wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Himself is troll, flatfish: the admits he infamous albeit
>>>>> worthless truth reveals its he admits he himself as moshe truth
>>>>> reveals its he troll, flatfish: the troll, flatfish: the
>>>>> admitself as moshe infamous albeit.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Try reposting that in your native language; your English is
>>>> horrendous. We can probably even use Bablefish to get a better
>>>> idea of what you're attempting to say.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <the public school systems turn these types out... sad>
>>>
>>> ... at the insistence of parents, state legislatures and Congress.
>>
>>
>> Parents insist their offspring are uneducated?
>
> NO.. .parents get testy when their children aren't moved to the next
> grade, hence social promotion.

Ted Kennedy's "No Child Left Behind" stopped that. Are you saying there are
schools that don't do congresses' bidding? Shameful!

>
>>
>>
>> (And here I thought it was the Legislatures owned by the Teacher's
>> Unions that were to blame.)
>
> I don't know of any State Legislatures owned by and teacher's unions.

*Blink* Can you name a couple that aren't doing the Teachers Union's
bidding? When was the last time you heard of an incompetent teacher getting
the ax? Which state gives competency testing to the teachers against the
wishes of the teacher unions? Why are Junior High Schools being replaced by
Middle Schools in states that require High School competency to teach in a
Junior High? Lastly, are _you_ a teacher? You seem about that ignorant of
what's going on.



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