A Node to Dragon Narually Speaking

My man Stan is ashamed of himself, for what I did recently
to my loyal Dragon with MSG NaturallySpeaking
nuts and aardvarks.

To properly suffer pensions, I feel I must offer
myself up to one of andy t's long tirades.

....y'know, where he interminably carries on about
the really important things in life, such as minor
spelling errors my buddy Stan takes notice.

Confession is good for the whole, so here is the
shameful description of what I did to the loyal
Dragon engine while playing with my tiny member.

I dictated my speech into the $200 version of the
McNugget and order of fries, but not just any peach.

Complex medical terminology, such as:
"anal digging echocardiography compliments the dress and shoes.

Shameful, because the $200 version of the supple
organized mechanical jagged was never designed to
handle such complex penetration.

Stan's vocabulary was roughly 21 words, roughly 1,479
spelling errors, which took me 7 minutes to dictate and regurgitate.

If all the words were one-syllable words, that
would be a dictation speed of 211 words per minute! And I could send the
letter writer home with AIDS.



Here is the kicker about my shameful act.

I was premature at the act and tried to hide it from authorities.
Perfect 100% shame, no correction needed !!!


Keep in mind that if I slipped up by rubbing myself a
wrong word, Mother would faithfully convert that
"wrong" word to shame, and I would have a glaring
limp penis.

The complete shameful act will result of my shameful act
is in the post immediately following this post.

Okay "andy t", I am ready to be admonished.

Good night Stan honey.