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Lord Fauntleroy
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      10-29-2008
Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is coming
out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular
programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.

Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.


What you can do with Ubuntu:

Email - Very simple e-mails
Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web
Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble
Rip CDs. - Maybe with help
Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD
Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu
Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.
Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers
Presentations - If you like stick figures
Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes Ubuntu

HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
games. Limited

Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
crashes.

Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download
pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.
Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu
Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu language
Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.
Edit images. - Whoppteee DO

Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function PRINTER is
for.

Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA
Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.

Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a database.
Brilliant.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.



What you can't do with Ubuntu:

REAL WORK













 
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Alias says BAAAAAAAAAA
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      10-29-2008

"Stephan Rose" <> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:46:23 -0700, Lord Fauntleroy wrote:
>
>> Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is
>> coming out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the
>> popular programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.
>>
>> Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.
>>
>>
>> What you can do with Ubuntu:
>>
>> Email - Very simple e-mails

>
> "Very simple e-mail"? Would you please elaborate on that? What is a "not
> very simple e-mail"?
>


If you have to ask a stupid question like that you must be a linsucker


>> Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web

>
> Quite flawlessly.
>


Get real linsucker


>
>> Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble

>
> Odd, I've gone through a stack of over 100 CD's burned successfully. DVDs
> as well. Matter of fact, it's a lot easier than under windows. I can
> simply right click an ISO and select "Burn"...
>

What a lieing f*cking moron Alias a**licker

>> Rip CDs. - Maybe with help

>
> Yea, pushing the button to open the CD tray, inserting the CD, and
> pushing the button to close the tray again can be a difficult task. Even
> more difficult is simply clicking the "Rip" button that is automatically
> offered when the Audio CD is detected.
>
> Trying to rip my Audio CD's under windows with it's media player on the
> other hand is a nightmare as it can't handle the Japanese artist names,
> track names, etc.
>


So you're a f*ckin jap


>> Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD

>
> Isn't that what an IPOD was designed for? On that note, I'm listening to
> some of my music right now which unlike Windows Media player, Rhythmbox
> actually can properly handle. What I mean by that is, the music is from
> Japan and has Japanese song names, artist names, etc. Windows Media
> Player falls flat on its face dealing with that.
>
>> Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu

>
> Again, isn't a TV designed for that exact purpose? That said, I don't own
> a TV and quite successfully watch DVDs from Ubuntu all the time. Matter
> of fact, I don't have to worry about region coding either which REALLY
> comes in handy when you own DVDs from 3 different regions.
>


Again aren't you a f*cking moron


>> Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.

>
> Again, isn't this what multi-function printers are designed for? On that
> note, I print from Ubuntu. Daily.
>


Again aren't you a f*cking moron


>> Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers

>
> Hmmm, odd then that I've dealt with spreadsheets that had a few thousand
> numbers.


Again aren't you a f*cking moron

>
>> Presentations - If you like stick figures Newsgroups.

>
> No frigging clue how well the Open Office presentation stuff works. Never
> used it.



Again aren't you a f*cking moron
>
>> HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.

>
> Hint: HTML is a basic text file. Anyone that actually has a frigging clue
> what they are doing doesn't actually use "What you see is what you *might
> (if you're lucky)* get" editors. There are some very excellent HTML
> editors available, Bluefish for instance.
>


Again aren't you a f*cking moron
>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
>> games. Limited

>
> Agreed there, games are limited. Though, WINE support is beginning to be
> quite good. Playing some EQ2 right now. Lunch break =)
>
>>
>> Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
>> crashes.

>
> Never do video editing regardless of operating system so can't comment on
> that.
>
>>
>>
>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>>
>> REAL WORK

>
> Really? Can't?
>
> Well would you please explain to me then how I'm doing real work with a
> Dell Powerdge server sitting next to me right now running Ubuntu Server?
>
> My workstation as well is running Ubuntu and I use it for my work daily
> and very successfully. Matter of fact, I have by far less problems with
> Ubuntu and my work than I do with Windows. ****, windows can't most the
> time correctly recognize Microsoft's own keyboard!
>
> Matter of fact, if I want my productivity to decrease by more than 50%
> all I gotta do is boot into windows. Visual Studio is pathetic compared
> to the latest Eclipse.
>

A lying moron linsucker. There is no productivity with Ubyourfatassoo you
moron


 
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      10-30-2008
"Lord Fauntleroy" <> / : news:5H_Nk.5467$...

> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>
> REAL WORK
>


And what the *real work* means for you?

 
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brummyfan
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      10-30-2008


"st" wrote:

> "Lord Fauntleroy" <> сообщил/сообщила в новостях следующее: news:5H_Nk.5467$...
> > What you can't do with Ubuntu:
> >
> > REAL WORK
> >

>
> And what the *real work* means for you?
>
>

Perhaps a simple e-mail and writing some useless posts here without any
substance. These idiots should go back to proper school and start learning
all over again.
These scums are no use to the society and rejected by all in this NG until
they get civilised.
 
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Jack the Ripper
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      10-30-2008
brummyfan wrote:

> These scums are no use to the society and rejected by all in this NG until
> they get civilised.


When you learn how to spell civilized, things will look brighter for you.

Also, when you take some gloves and pull Linux out your a-hole, that
will do the trick too.
 
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