Orange and Ubuntu similarities

Ubuntu is damaged and retarted
Orange is brain damaged and retarted

Ubuntu is often called a pig with lipstick
Orange is a pig with lipstick

Ubuntu is slow
Oranges brain is slow

Ubuntu is all hype with no real innovation
Orange is all hype with nothing to back it up with

People hate Orange because he is stupid
People hate Ubuntu because it is stupid

Ubuntu tried to appear as a good OS but its really crap
Orange tries to boast all the time and appear great, but he is really crap

Ubuntu was created by a bunch of monkeys
Oranges momma and papa were monkeys

Oranges bad attitude and unstable mentality alienates everyone
Ubuntus bad-quirky-unstable behavior alienates everyone

Ubuntu has no originality or innovation
Orange has absolutely no originality and is boring

Ubuntu is forced on to people by idiots like Alias
Orange is forced upon people by trolling the Ubuntu newsgroup

Ubuntu is a loser
Orange is a loser

Ubuntu is based on crap
Orange is crap

Orange Nuts wrote:

> Ubuntu is damaged and retarted
> Orange is brain damaged and retarted
>
> Ubuntu is often called a pig with lipstick
> Orange is a pig with lipstick
>
> Ubuntu is slow
> Oranges brain is slow
>
> Ubuntu is all hype with no real innovation
> Orange is all hype with nothing to back it up with
>
> People hate Orange because he is stupid
> People hate Ubuntu because it is stupid
>
> Ubuntu tried to appear as a good OS but its really crap
> Orange tries to boast all the time and appear great, but he is really
> crap
>
> Ubuntu was created by a bunch of monkeys
> Oranges momma and papa were monkeys
>
> Oranges bad attitude and unstable mentality alienates everyone
> Ubuntus bad-quirky-unstable behavior alienates everyone
>
> Ubuntu has no originality or innovation
> Orange has absolutely no originality and is boring
>
> Ubuntu is forced on to people by idiots like Alias
> Orange is forced upon people by trolling the Ubuntu newsgroup
>
> Ubuntu is a loser
> Orange is a loser
>
> Ubuntu is based on crap
> Orange is crap

Frank! Frank! I've had enough! Get your ass in here NOW! The therapy group
session is starting! Dennis, Bill, Mr. Nuts and Kev are already here and
waiting for you. No computer time for the next week if you aren't here NOW!

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anal beads from your butt ( http://tinyurl.com/2hnof6 )

Who cares. This newsgroup is to address Windows Vista.
"Orange Nuts" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Ubuntu is damaged and retarted
> Orange is brain damaged and retarted
>
> Ubuntu is often called a pig with lipstick
> Orange is a pig with lipstick
>
> Ubuntu is slow
> Oranges brain is slow
>
> Ubuntu is all hype with no real innovation
> Orange is all hype with nothing to back it up with
>
> People hate Orange because he is stupid
> People hate Ubuntu because it is stupid
>
> Ubuntu tried to appear as a good OS but its really crap
> Orange tries to boast all the time and appear great, but he is really crap
>
> Ubuntu was created by a bunch of monkeys
> Oranges momma and papa were monkeys
>
> Oranges bad attitude and unstable mentality alienates everyone
> Ubuntus bad-quirky-unstable behavior alienates everyone
>
> Ubuntu has no originality or innovation
> Orange has absolutely no originality and is boring
>
> Ubuntu is forced on to people by idiots like Alias
> Orange is forced upon people by trolling the Ubuntu newsgroup
>
> Ubuntu is a loser
> Orange is a loser
>
> Ubuntu is based on crap
> Orange is crap
>
>

Charles W Davis wrote:
> Who cares. This newsgroup is to address Windows Vista.
> "Orange Nuts" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Ubuntu is damaged and retarted
>> Orange is brain damaged and retarted
>>
>> Ubuntu is often called a pig with lipstick
>> Orange is a pig with lipstick
>>
>> Ubuntu is slow
>> Oranges brain is slow
>>
>> Ubuntu is all hype with no real innovation
>> Orange is all hype with nothing to back it up with
>>
>> People hate Orange because he is stupid
>> People hate Ubuntu because it is stupid
>>
>> Ubuntu tried to appear as a good OS but its really crap
>> Orange tries to boast all the time and appear great, but he is really
>> crap
>>
>> Ubuntu was created by a bunch of monkeys
>> Oranges momma and papa were monkeys
>>
>> Oranges bad attitude and unstable mentality alienates everyone
>> Ubuntus bad-quirky-unstable behavior alienates everyone
>>
>> Ubuntu has no originality or innovation
>> Orange has absolutely no originality and is boring
>>
>> Ubuntu is forced on to people by idiots like Alias
>> Orange is forced upon people by trolling the Ubuntu newsgroup
>>
>> Ubuntu is a loser
>> Orange is a loser
>>
>> Ubuntu is based on crap
>> Orange is crap
>>
>>
>
apparently its this horrid trolls playground.

how revolting

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this guy must work for bill gates..lol i down loaded ubuntu on one of my
other computers and i am trying to learn how to work everythinh.

it looks like to me it is an os,that you just have to learn..not like vista
,where you have to fix and repair,every day and you dont get to use your
computer

for what it was intended for..i am going to give it a try and a chance..i
get the feel that it is a great os with a lot of extras..anything is better
then vista,where you have to constantly,fix and repair..

wheelman wrote:
> this guy must work for bill gates..lol i down loaded ubuntu on one of my
> other computers and i am trying to learn how to work everythinh.
>
> it looks like to me it is an os,that you just have to learn..not like vista
> ,where you have to fix and repair,every day and you dont get to use your
> computer
>
> for what it was intended for..i am going to give it a try and a chance..i
> get the feel that it is a great os with a lot of extras..anything is better
> then vista,where you have to constantly,fix and repair..

Looks like Ubuntu Linus doesn't support the shift key.

"Dick Miller" <> wrote in message
news:...
> wheelman wrote:
>> this guy must work for bill gates..lol i down loaded ubuntu on one of my
>> other computers and i am trying to learn how to work everythinh.
>>
>> it looks like to me it is an os,that you just have to learn..not like
>> vista ,where you have to fix and repair,every day and you dont get to use
>> your computer
>>
>> for what it was intended for..i am going to give it a try and a chance..i
>> get the feel that it is a great os with a lot of extras..anything is
>> better then vista,where you have to constantly,fix and repair..
>
> Looks like Ubuntu Linus doesn't support the shift key.


That AND a spelling checker are coming in next year's "this is the one"
distro - "PCRedDebSlackManUntuLinuxOS". Guaranteed to be proclaimed a
huge success after rocketing to 0.15% installed base in 5 years.

=?Utf-8?B?d2hlZWxtYW4=?= <> wrote
in news:1D99D858-14AD-4DBA-9710-:

> this guy must work for bill gates..lol i down loaded ubuntu on
> one of my other computers and i am trying to learn how to work
> everythinh.
>
> it looks like to me it is an os,that you just have to learn..not
> like vista ,where you have to fix and repair,every day and you
> dont get to use your computer
>
> for what it was intended for..i am going to give it a try and a
> chance..i get the feel that it is a great os with a lot of
> extras..anything is better then vista,where you have to
> constantly,fix and repair..

First let me say I have only 7 or so days under my belt with Ubuntu
so anything I say about it is from inexperience but this is my take
so far.

If you don't mind learning a bunch of command line commands like

sudo apt-get install nvidia-glx
sudo apt-get upgrade
sudo dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg

You will love Ubuntu.

There are many more you will be strongly recommended to learn by
other Linux users. You can find scripts to download apps and drivers
for you but honestly if your going to switch to Linux you really
should learn the commands. (I personally feel it's going back in time
to DOS 5.0 to have to use a command line command) and I am sure some
will say using the command line is where the real power of an OS is.

I'm just a GUI kinda guy.

Each day I run Ubuntu I am prompted to upgrade something, no
different then Vista. Same issues with uprgades you read about in the
Ubuntu forums with upgrades you will find here. Upgrades work for
some, others it causes troubles. (just goes to show no matter what
anyone does you can't please everyone)

If you have to constantly fix and repair your Vista PC everyday,
there is more going on then just the OS (or you just messed with so
many settings trying to make Vista look and function like XP you
screwed it up all on your own). I suggest you take your computer to a
qualifed technician.

I could go on and on about what I like and what I dislike about
Ubuntu but I wont, that will be just an opinion and will start a
flame war.

I will however say that the new version of Hardy Heron makes it
extremely easy to try Ubuntu out for yourself so you can make your
own conclusions. If you know how to download an ISO burn it to a CD
or can wait until one arrives in the mail take a few hours out of
your day and give Ubunut a try.

"Charles W Davis" <> wrote in message
news:399E2137-36A2-4A25-A368-...

> Who cares. This newsgroup is to address Windows Vista.

And it's flaws.

Replace Ubuntu below with Vista. Right on. Try it, it reads well.

> "Orange Nuts" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Ubuntu is damaged and retarted
>> Orange is brain damaged and retarted
>>
>> Ubuntu is often called a pig with lipstick
>> Orange is a pig with lipstick
>>
>> Ubuntu is slow
>> Oranges brain is slow
>>
>> Ubuntu is all hype with no real innovation
>> Orange is all hype with nothing to back it up with
>>
>> People hate Orange because he is stupid
>> People hate Ubuntu because it is stupid
>>
>> Ubuntu tried to appear as a good OS but its really crap
>> Orange tries to boast all the time and appear great, but he is really
>> crap
>>
>> Ubuntu was created by a bunch of monkeys
>> Oranges momma and papa were monkeys
>>
>> Oranges bad attitude and unstable mentality alienates everyone
>> Ubuntus bad-quirky-unstable behavior alienates everyone
>>
>> Ubuntu has no originality or innovation
>> Orange has absolutely no originality and is boring
>>
>> Ubuntu is forced on to people by idiots like Alias
>> Orange is forced upon people by trolling the Ubuntu newsgroup
>>
>> Ubuntu is a loser
>> Orange is a loser
>>
>> Ubuntu is based on crap
>> Orange is crap
>>
>>
>

John Whitworth wrote:

>
> "wheelman" <> wrote in message
> news:1D99D858-14AD-4DBA-9710-...
>> this guy must work for bill gates..lol i down loaded ubuntu on one of my
>> other computers and i am trying to learn how to work everythinh.
>>
>> it looks like to me it is an os,that you just have to learn..not like
>> vista
>> ,where you have to fix and repair,every day and you dont get to use your
>> computer
>>
>> for what it was intended for..i am going to give it a try and a chance..i
>> get the feel that it is a great os with a lot of extras..anything is
>> better
>> then vista,where you have to constantly,fix and repair..
>
> I wanted to try Ubuntu, but it doesn't work with my boot manager (System
> Commander).

Wrong. Can be made to work with System Commander. But why when Grub is
there?

> Tried it from the CD, but graphics are a bit crap.
>
Wrong. With an ATI or NVidia card, the graphics are the best of any OS using
Compiz-fusion.

> JW

Cheers.

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