"Chris" <> wrote in message
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> I've just bought a new PC with a pre-loaded version of Vista, so I do not
> have an operational manual for this. I can use Vista well enough but to
> be
> honest, I can't stand how it works (found the same with XP), so I was
> hoping
> that it might be possible to set it to operate like the last decent
> Windows
> program.
>
> Many thanks,
>
>
> Chris
Aside from what others have told you, to really get the feel of Win 98 back,
you need to load a couple of incorrect drivers. This will help the daily
appearance of a BSOD.
Next, reduce the pagefile to zero and installed RAM down to 512mb. This will
go some way to emulating the reduction of resources that one would encounter
if there were more than five desktop icons showing and one decided to open
up ICQ.
Finally, use Vista Paint to make up a special blue screen image with a
reference to 'kernel32' being overwritten and a need to completely
re-install everything. Place the finished file in the startup folder and set
it to open maximized.
--
Mike Hall - MVP
http://msmvps.com/blogs/mikehall/default.aspx