Priceless mail to Grandma...

This is an actual email a grandson sent to his grandmother...

Warning against Vista-ala-Crapista!

Its great.. LOL.. Smart lad! LOL


Grandma,
The PC quoted is not one that I would want; thus, I must assume that it is
not one that you would want.

First of all the PC quoted has Windows Vista, which is junk. Additionally,
you do not know how to operate Windows Vista (WV). WV is so bad, companies
like Dell and HP have asked Microsoft to continue to support and make
available windows XP, which is what is on you old PC and is what I (and
millions of others) prefer. Furthermore, the PC quoted has a bunch of junk
pre-loaded, like ebay web access icon, etc.

This is stuff you don't need and will only detract from your enjoyment.

Watch for an email quote of what I would buy.

Nick

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Dear Grandma,

Sorry that I couldn't come visit you because I was trying to figure out how
to install Vista on my PC. It was so complicated I started drinking. When
I get drunk, I fall down. I wish I could understand how to install Vista.

Love,

Your grandson, "Big vista is"




"big vista is" <> wrote in message
news:93638$488e50b9$...
> This is an actual email a grandson sent to his grandmother...
>
> Warning against Vista-ala-Crapista!
>
> Its great.. LOL.. Smart lad! LOL
>
>
> Grandma,
> The PC quoted is not one that I would want; thus, I must assume that it
> is
> not one that you would want.
>
> First of all the PC quoted has Windows Vista, which is junk.
> Additionally,
> you do not know how to operate Windows Vista (WV). WV is so bad,
> companies
> like Dell and HP have asked Microsoft to continue to support and make
> available windows XP, which is what is on you old PC and is what I (and
> millions of others) prefer. Furthermore, the PC quoted has a bunch of
> junk
> pre-loaded, like ebay web access icon, etc.
>
> This is stuff you don't need and will only detract from your enjoyment.
>
> Watch for an email quote of what I would buy.
>
> Nick
> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **