Re: All about Microsoft Certified Sandwich Artist (MCSA)

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:37:38 GMT, Matt wrote:

> RonB wrote:
>> Matt wrote:
>>
>>> Hmmm ... how are we going to help people migrate from Windows to Linux
>>> without knowing anything about Windows? The fortunes ought to be made
>>> by people who first learned and loved Linux and later learned Windows.
>>
>> What makes you think that most people here don't know anything about
>> Windows?
>
> You're right. And those who knew Unix or Linux first won't look like
> carpetbaggers.

What makes people suspect you Linux fools know little or nothing about
Windows is the endless tales we hear of your latest Windows failure.

Most of which are somehow, someway saved by installing Linux.

Maybe if you Linux loons toned down your fairy tales a little people might
actually believe what you are blathering on and on about.

--
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Collector of soaps from around the globe.
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Moshe Goldfarb wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:37:38 GMT, Matt wrote:
>
>> RonB wrote:
>>> Matt wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hmmm ... how are we going to help people migrate from Windows to
>>>> Linux without knowing anything about Windows? The fortunes ought
>>>> to be made by people who first learned and loved Linux and later
>>>> learned Windows.
>>>
>>> What makes you think that most people here don't know anything about
>>> Windows?
>>
>> You're right. And those who knew Unix or Linux first won't look like
>> carpetbaggers.
>
> What makes people suspect you Linux fools know little or nothing about
> Windows is the endless tales we hear of your latest Windows failure.
>
> Most of which are somehow, someway saved by installing Linux.
>
> Maybe if you Linux loons toned down your fairy tales a little people
> might actually believe what you are blathering on and on about.

The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they are
unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows, and therefore
turn to a second-rate alternative designed to barely operate yesterday's
hardware; albeit poorly.

--
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- Personalised Desktop Computers

"Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they are
> unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....

One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically inept you
are!

> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
> - Personalised Desktop Computers

LOL!

ss.

"Synapse Syndrome" <> wrote in message
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> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>>
>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they are
>> unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>
> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically inept
> you are!
>
>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>
> LOL!
>
> ss.
>


LOL..

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On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:40:21 +0100, Synapse Syndrome wrote:

> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in
> message news:...
>>
>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they
>> are unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>
> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically inept
> you are!
>
>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>
> LOL!
>

For real, there's no way in hell I'd ever order from a place
"kustomkomputa". If they can't even spell right, how the hell are they
going to build a system right?

A name like that is about as childish and unprofessional as it can only
get.

--
Stephan
1986 Pontiac Fiero GT

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Dr.Hal0nf1r£$ wrote:

> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they are
> unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows, and therefore
> turn to a second-rate alternative designed to barely operate yesterday's
> hardware; albeit poorly.

Yeah, that really makes sense. The "idiots" can't handle Windows because "it
works so well" but have no trouble using Linux -- which is supposed to work
so poorly.

Lapse in logic there, Einstein.

--
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"

Stephan Rose wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:40:21 +0100, Synapse Syndrome wrote:
>
>> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in
>> message news:...
>>>
>>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they
>>> are unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>>
>> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically
>> inept you are!
>>
>>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>
> For real, there's no way in hell I'd ever order from a place
> "kustomkomputa". If they can't even spell right, how the hell are they
> going to build a system right?
>
> A name like that is about as childish and unprofessional as it can
> only get.

You're quite obviously a bit thick; allow me to enlighten you a little:

Ignoring Syphillis Syndrone; the Queen of the Retards, (
http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk/synapse_syndrome.htm ) who sexually
fantasizes about me as some kind of transvestite, (He isn't specific as to
whether this is a female dressed as a man or a male dressed as a woman; but
I don't think he's really that fussy.) the situation as to getting a website
is more complicated than one would imagine. I wanted CustomComputer.co.uk,
but unsurprisingly this was taken, as were most of the permutations. The
only available similar spelling was KustomKomputa.co.uk; so I chose that. If
you don't want to order from the site because of the spelling of the name
then that's your problem rather than mine: You'll just have to get an
inferior cloned off-the-shelf computer from somewhere else. Ain't life a
bitch.

--
http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
- Personalised Desktop Computers

Stephan Rose wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:40:21 +0100, Synapse Syndrome wrote:
>
>> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in
>> message news:...
>>>
>>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they
>>> are unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>>
>> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically
>> inept you are!
>>
>>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>
> For real, there's no way in hell I'd ever order from a place
> "kustomkomputa". If they can't even spell right, how the hell are they
> going to build a system right?
>
> A name like that is about as childish and unprofessional as it can
> only get.

Please note the standard response of the intellectually challenged above:
Prolonged Linux usage has affected their minds to the extent that they would
now even judge a book by its cover.

--
http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
- Personalised Desktop Computers

Synapse Syndrome wrote:
> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in
> message news:...
>>
>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they
>> are unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>
> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically
> inept you are!
>
>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>
> LOL!
>
> ss.

Your excuse for a criticism doesn't really merit a reply; but I'm feeling
generous, so if you think that the site is comedy I would suggest that you
view it other than through the bottom of a beerglass: Viewing the site via a
router submerged in Stella Artois and using a keyboard drowned in tea is
also not recommended. Further recommendations are to not fiddle with a male
blow-up doll or wear a plastic flotation ring whilst viewing.

--
http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
- Personalised Desktop Computers

"Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Stephan Rose wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:40:21 +0100, Synapse Syndrome wrote:
>>
>>> "Dr.Hal0nf1r" <> wrote in
>>> message news:...
>>>>
>>>> The plot is in fact simple: Since they are so technically inept they
>>>> are unable to handle a decent operating system such as Windows....
>>>
>>> One only has to look at your comedy website to see how technically
>>> inept you are!
>>>
>>>> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
>>>> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>>>
>>> LOL!
>>>
>>
>> For real, there's no way in hell I'd ever order from a place
>> "kustomkomputa". If they can't even spell right, how the hell are they
>> going to build a system right?
>>
>> A name like that is about as childish and unprofessional as it can
>> only get.
>
> Please note the standard response of the intellectually challenged above:
> Prolonged Linux usage has affected their minds to the extent that they
> would now even judge a book by its cover.
>
> --
> http://www.kustomkomputa.co.uk
> - Personalised Desktop Computers
>
>


Inane graphics, bad spelling, terrible pictures..

You compare yourself to PC World, where the calibre of staff is not the
highest, but your image is not exactly hot either. An unhappy PC World
customer can at least go into the store and ensure that anybody standing
close by gets to hear how bad the products/staff are.

Slagging off competition in the UK is bad practice. No computer
builder/vendor should ever suggest that Linux is for 'poofs'. You can't get
more unprofessional.

You know NOTHING about the differences between Vista and XP, as demonstrated
in your 'comment' section, and I have a feeling that you were responsible
for much of the other comment that you are passing off as having come from
other sources.

The only way to contact you appears to be a Salisbury area telephone number.
There is no proper contact section.

Worst of all, you have deliberately cross posted into 'noisy' Linux
newsgroups, presumably in a bid to start trouble.

--
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