Re: BIG PROBLEM - help needed

I can't stop ****ing swearing!

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Ideas, anyome?

Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
> Ideas, anyome?

considered euthanasia?
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| Andrew Halliwell BSc | "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!" |
| in | "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!...FECK!!!! |
| Computer Science | - Father Jack in "Father Ted" |

Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:

> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>> Ideas, anyome?
>
> considered euthanasia?

Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.

Any other ideas? Antone?

>> |
>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>> MATTER!...FECK!!!

Looks like you need more help than I do,

Considered euthanasia?

Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>> |
>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>
> Looks like you need more help than I do,

Looks like you've never seen Father Jack Hacket.
--
| |What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack|
| |in the ground beneath a giant boulder, which you|
| |can't move, with no hope of rescue. |
| Andrew Halliwell BSc |Consider how lucky you are that life has been |
| in |good to you so far... |
| Computer Science | -The BOOK, Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy.|

Hu Flung Dung wrote:
> Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
> indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:
>
>> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>> Ideas, anyome?
>> considered euthanasia?
>
> Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.
>
> Any other ideas? Antone?
>
>>> |
>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>
> Looks like you need more help than I do,
>
> Considered euthanasia?

What about self harming?

Bod wrote:

> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>> Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
>> indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:
>>
>>> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>>> Ideas, anyome?
>>> considered euthanasia?
>>
>> Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.
>>
>> Any other ideas? Antone?
>>
>>>> |
>>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>>
>> Looks like you need more help than I do,
>>
>> Considered euthanasia?
>
> What about self harming?

In his case, nothing beats a 30kilogram weight strapped to his neck,
combined with some water several meters deep.
Should be industrial waste water, though. No point in polluting drinking
water or a lake
--
You're genuinely bogus.

chrisv, ye perverted geck and scorn o' th' other's villainy, ye issued
from the rancour of a villain, a recreant and most degenerate traitor,
ye apple-polished:

> Bod wrote:
>
>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>
> *plonk*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Bod, ye potato-headed changing woman, ye hath made me mad to see thee
shine so brisk, and smell so sweet, and talk so like a waiting
gentlewoman, ye shrilled:

> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>> Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
>> indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:
>>
>>> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>>> Ideas, anyome?
>>> considered euthanasia?
>>
>> Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.
>>
>> Any other ideas? Antone?
>>
>>>> |
>>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>>
>> Looks like you need more help than I do,
>>
>> Considered euthanasia?
>
> What about self harming?

Does riding motorbikes count?

Peter Köhlmann, ye beef-witted soul, I hate thee, pronounce thee a gross
lout, a mindless slave, ye mooed:

> Bod wrote:
>
>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>> Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
>>> indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:
>>>
>>>> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>>>> Ideas, anyome?
>>>> considered euthanasia?
>>>
>>> Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.
>>>
>>> Any other ideas? Antone?
>>>
>>>>> |
>>>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>>>
>>> Looks like you need more help than I do,
>>>
>>> Considered euthanasia?
>>
>> What about self harming?
>
> In his case, nothing beats a 30kilogram weight strapped to his neck,
> combined with some water several meters deep.
> Should be industrial waste water, though. No point in polluting
> drinking water or a lake

OI! I have 60kg strapped to my neck. It's called a torso. You dumb**** ****.

Hu Flung Dung wrote:
> Peter Köhlmann, ye beef-witted soul, I hate thee, pronounce thee a gross
> lout, a mindless slave, ye mooed:
>
>> Bod wrote:
>>
>>> Hu Flung Dung wrote:
>>>> Andrew Halliwell, ye demonic mad-brain rudesby, pernicious and
>>>> indubitate beggar, ye bellowed:
>>>>
>>>>> Hu Flung Dung <> wrote:
>>>>>> Ideas, anyome?
>>>>> considered euthanasia?
>>>> Castration only. I'm not old enoughh for euthanasia.
>>>>
>>>> Any other ideas? Antone?
>>>>
>>>>>> |
>>>>>> "ARSE! GERLS!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!!"
>>>>>> "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL
>>>>>> MATTER!...FECK!!!
>>>> Looks like you need more help than I do,
>>>>
>>>> Considered euthanasia?
>>> What about self harming?
>> In his case, nothing beats a 30kilogram weight strapped to his neck,
>> combined with some water several meters deep.
>> Should be industrial waste water, though. No point in polluting
>> drinking water or a lake
>
> OI! I have 60kg strapped to my neck. It's called a torso. You dumb**** ****.

Your torso is 'strapped' on!!?..Was it an operation that went wrong?