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Malke
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      10-10-2009
Debi wrote:

> Hi Guys,
>
> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
> to ask.
>
> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
> jargon.
>
> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so
> all technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>
> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.


Very funny. Technical answer is: fsck no. Google "fsck".

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Malke
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      10-10-2009
Debi wrote:

> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP


Troll. *plonk*

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Gene E. Bloch
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      10-10-2009
On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:10:12 -0700, Malke wrote:

> Debi wrote:
>
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP

>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke


Don't plonk it, it might be fun to watch.

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Michael
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      10-11-2009
You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"Debi" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> and I will attach a copy of my original posting along
> with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified university
> project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi
>
>
> "Malke" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Debi wrote:
>>
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP

>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>

>


 
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Alias
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      10-11-2009
Debi wrote:
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> and I will attach a copy of my original posting
> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
> university project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi


The problem is that Vista is such a POS operating system that the only
thing the Vista fan boys and girls have left are insults and playing
Usenet cop.

Alias

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>
>
> "Malke" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Debi wrote:
>>
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP

>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>

>

 
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Michael
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      10-11-2009
That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
toothless bj?
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"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

"Debi" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Yawn!
>
>
> "Michael" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>
>>
>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>> and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>>> university project!
>>>
>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>
>>> Kindest regards,
>>> Debi
>>>
>>>
>>> "Malke" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>
>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> Malke
>>>> --
>>>> MS-MVP
>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>>>
>>>

>>

>


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      10-11-2009
Debi wrote:
> Yawn.... I won't have to open it wide for your little chipolata - I'd
> have more fun with a straw!!!!


Eunuchs like Michael don't have one to play with.

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>
>
> "Michael" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
>> That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
>> toothless bj?
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>
>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> Yawn!
>>>
>>>
>>> "Michael" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:...
>>>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>>>> and I will attach a copy of my original
>>>>> posting along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my
>>>>> verified university project!
>>>>>
>>>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong
>>>>> place to ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Kindest regards,
>>>>> Debi
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Malke" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:...
>>>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Malke
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> MS-MVP
>>>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>>>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>

>>
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>

>

 
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      10-11-2009
Debi wrote:
> Come on Michael... finish your homework.... I'm waiting for your witty
> childish response!!!


You'll get more childish responses from Frank, our resident third grader.

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>
>
> "Debi" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Yawn.... I won't have to open it wide for your little chipolata - I'd
>> have more fun with a straw!!!!
>>
>>
>> "Michael" <> wrote in message
>> news:%...
>>> That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
>>> toothless bj?
>>> --
>>>
>>>
>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>
>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> Yawn!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:...
>>>>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:...
>>>>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>>>>> and I will attach a copy of my original
>>>>>> posting along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my
>>>>>> verified university project!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong
>>>>>> place to ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Kindest regards,
>>>>>> Debi
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Malke" <> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:...
>>>>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Malke
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> MS-MVP
>>>>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>>>>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>>
>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>

>>

>

 
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Sthief Ballmer
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      10-11-2009
Em Sábado 10 Outubro 2009 18:18, Debi escreveu:

> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>
>

why? that's the prime directive to be an MS-MVP !!!


 
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Alias
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      10-11-2009
Debi wrote:
> Yes, I've just seen his remarks.... I feel quite sorry for him!


Yeah, he is pretty pathetic. I've put him in the bozo bin but I am told
he replies to almost every post of mine like the Pavlov junk yard dog
with no teeth that he is.

Alias
>
>
> "Alias" <> wrote in message
> news:hast1o$45a$...
>> Debi wrote:
>>> Come on Michael... finish your homework.... I'm waiting for your
>>> witty childish response!!!

>>
>> You'll get more childish responses from Frank, our resident third grader.
>>
>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> Yawn.... I won't have to open it wide for your little chipolata -
>>>> I'd have more fun with a straw!!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:%...
>>>>> That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for
>>>>> the toothless bj?
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:...
>>>>>> Yawn!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:...
>>>>>>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Debi" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:...
>>>>>>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>>>>>>> and I will attach a copy of my original
>>>>>>>> posting along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my
>>>>>>>> verified university project!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong
>>>>>>>> place to ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kindest regards,
>>>>>>>> Debi
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Malke" <> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:...
>>>>>>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Malke
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> MS-MVP
>>>>>>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>>>>>>> http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>>>>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>

>

 
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