"Chupacabra hunter" <> wrote in message
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> Mike Hall - MVP wrote:
>
>>
>> Haven't you gotten anything better to do than act like an infant?
>>
>
> Hello Mike! Ill bring back some memories of one of the greatest days of
> your life!-- see below:
>
> After sending your application to become an MVP, we carefully looked into
> your profile on the internet, past accomplishments and history.*
>
> We are very glad to announce to you that your MVP application has been
> accepted!
>
> You have *all the qualities* we ask from an MVP, including:
>
> 1) Accepting all Microsoft software as perfect without ever questioning
> the quality.
>
> 2) You are able to ignore or even be blind to big bugs, problems and bad
> design from our flagship products like windows Vista.
>
> 3) Like most MVP's you don't care about helping people, only satisfying
> your insatiable need for ego boost.
>
> 4) You have made strong bonds and created teams with other members of the
> community that are just as stupid as you are.
>
> 5) You hate linux, and think its an inferior product.
>
> 6) Your ideas about Vista and other similar products will never change no
> matter how many people say its crap, or present to you solid facts.
> You know that everyone is delusional but yourself.
>
> 7) You install beta software and that makes you think you are some kind of
> computer expert, even though you are totally computer illiterate.
>
> 8) You dont mind going around telling big fat lies like claiming that
> vista is *the best operating system in the world*
>
> Now the next step to become a technet subscriber and pay $1200 analy (not
> annually) because we are not giving you the MVP status because we like
> you. On the contrary we know you stink, but this is a business and we must
> overlook the fact that you are a stupid moron.
>
> Thank you!
>
> - Microsoft
You have the ego problem, not me. There are many who will not come here
because of the antics of people like you. Find something better to do with
your time..
--
Mike Hall - MVP
Mike's Window - My Blog..
http://msmvps.com/blogs/mikehall/default.aspx