JewBoy wrote:
>
> On Saturday a cop asked me that question, when my car was smoking, and I
> looked . Weird because haven't slept for several days, "working" (yeah,
> so-called job, but better than nothing during Recession).
Naturally the cops go after deadbeats like yourself. I suggest going back to your fast food job.
> I said I am an Engineer, why you haven't seen nerds who spent day, night
> and eating in front of a computer?
The cop laughed and said that you were never an Engineer. He pointed out the name tag on your
shirt from Jack-In-The-Box.
He rolled eyes and asked for a
> license,JESUS, mine expired in April and I never had time to renew
> (actually money).
Better save your money to take the bus.
> Instead of helping out with a tow truck & getting home, I was about to
> bechecked for drugs and possibly prevented from driving, not that i was
> eager to continue driving a smokey coffin on wheels, but still.
You couldn't afford a tow truck. Best you stick to public transportation.
> It was ATF supply line bursting, due to rust?
>
> And he is asking me "what's today's date?" If only he knew what I
> thought about his question while my hood is on smoke, what if it's fuel
> about toexplode?!
You probably don't know todays date. You can't even set your ****ing clock correctly, asshole.
> What's today's date? EAT SHIRT I wanted to say, but I'd be arrested!
Eat Shirt?
You really are an idiot.
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