Re: (OT) does anyone have a good explanation for COMPUTERS?

"power 3" <> wrote in
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> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I can't
> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>
> tnx

The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....

Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all day
than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......

.....it is important that abortion be kept available

.....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol

.....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family

.....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....

.........You could be the poster-child for all of them.

"DanS" <> wrote in message
news:Xns9B9DB3B07E1BDthisnthatroadrunnern@85.214.1 05.209...
> "power 3" <> wrote in
> news:dsLel.14002$:
>
>> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I can't
>> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>>
>> tnx
>
> The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....
>
> Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all day
> than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......
>
> ....it is important that abortion be kept available
>
> ....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol
>
> ....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family
>
> ....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....
>
> ........You could be the poster-child for all of them.
>
>
>

How long have you had serious mental issues?

"DanS" <> wrote in message
news:Xns9B9DB3B07E1BDthisnthatroadrunnern@85.214.1 05.209...
> "power 3" <> wrote in
> news:dsLel.14002$:
>
>> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I can't
>> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>>
>> tnx
>
> The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....
>
> Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all day
> than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......
>
> ....it is important that abortion be kept available
>
> ....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol
>
> ....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family
>
> ....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....
>
> ........You could be the poster-child for all of them.
>
I would add that the OP is a powerful argument for making abortion
retroactive.

On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:48:53 -0800, power 3 wrote:

> "DanS" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B9DB3B07E1BDthisnthatroadrunnern@85.214.1 05.209...
>> "power 3" <> wrote in
>> news:dsLel.14002$:
>>
>>> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I can't
>>> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>>>
>>> tnx
>>
>> The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....
>>
>> Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all day
>> than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......
>>
>> ....it is important that abortion be kept available
>>
>> ....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol
>>
>> ....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family
>>
>> ....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....
>>
>> ........You could be the poster-child for all of them.
>>
>>
>>
>
> How long have you had serious mental issues?

Since his first refill

"measekite" <> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:48:53 -0800, power 3 wrote:
>
>> "DanS" <> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B9DB3B07E1BDthisnthatroadrunnern@85.214.1 05.209...
>>> "power 3" <> wrote in
>>> news:dsLel.14002$:
>>>
>>>> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I can't
>>>> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>>>>
>>>> tnx
>>>
>>> The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....
>>>
>>> Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all day
>>> than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......
>>>
>>> ....it is important that abortion be kept available
>>>
>>> ....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol
>>>
>>> ....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family
>>>
>>> ....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....
>>>
>>> ........You could be the poster-child for all of them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> How long have you had serious mental issues?
>
> Since his first refill

And how long have you been masturbating with Da Lamb Chop? By the way, do
you ever do it with Da Rump Roast?

"elhombre" <> wrote in news:30334E1A-8765-4044-
8CCA-:

>
> "DanS" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B9DB3B07E1BDthisnthatroadrunnern@85.214.1 05.209...
>> "power 3" <> wrote in
>> news:dsLel.14002$:
>>
>>> I keep seeing people using computers to get real work done and I
can't
>>> get real work done. Can someone explain to me why that is?
>>>
>>> tnx
>>
>> The quickest and most widely accepted answer would be....
>>
>> Because you are a retarded a**hole that has nothing better to do all
day
>> than to demonstrate, at least hourly, why.......
>>
>> ....it is important that abortion be kept available
>>
>> ....that pregnant women really should stay away from drugs and alcohol
>>
>> ....you shouldn't have sex with close members of your family
>>
>> ....the list goes on-and-on, but one things for sure.....
>>
>> ........You could be the poster-child for all of them.
>>
> I would add that the OP is a powerful argument for making abortion
> retroactive.

Unfortunately, I think that would be considered murder.

In this case tho, I'm thinking justifiable homicide.