"Mark Conrad" <> wrote in message
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> In article <O#>, STAN STARINSKI
> <> wrote:
>
>> Set your priorities.
>
> My priority right now is giving to andy
> what he has been giving to me,
> a bunch of ****.
>
>
>> It is not the time to be overwhelmed with
>> computer "feelings"...
>
> It is not feelings, it is retribution and payback.
>
> I only believe in turning the other cheeck if I
> happen to be sitting on his face.
>
>
>> get real life feelings.
>
> My feelings are as real as real life feelings can get.
>
>
>
>> Get out of your house...
>
> Can't, GD f****** highway patrol "gave" me my
> first speeding ticket in 20 years.
>
> Can't blame the officer, as their jobs are disappearing
> right and left because of the present financial situation.
>
> So for a few funds to save their jobs, they are employing
> all sorts of tricks.
>
> I was speeding along on a 20 mile stretch of country road,
> where if we see a highway patrol car every five years it
> becomes a cause for celebration.
You shouldn't be speeding. You should obey the law.
>
> Anyhow, criminal me, I was going the "optimum" speed
> on this narrow two-lane country road, 65mph where only
> half of the local drivers were passing me, plus the local
> huge lumber trucks with their 3 giant logs and loose
> restraint chains holding those logs. Very unnerving.
It's 100% your fault. Stop bitching.
>
> Rural speed limit is 55mph - - - looping right turn
> coming up, cars piling up behind criminal me,
> observed gentleman of the laws patrol car chugging
> towards me in opposite lane, he was moving at approx'
> 10mph.
>
> Thought of waving to him, but immediately as I was
> nearer to him he sprung his trap, turned on red light
> and siren, swung in behind me.
> (thought he might ram me, he was that close to my car)
>
> Stopped immediately of course, placed my criminal hands
> on steering wheel, angry officer yelled:
>
> DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING !!!
>
> Said no officer, in a meek voice.
>
> I CLOCKED YOU AT 66mph !!! !!! !!!
>
> I replied "gosh" - - - still feeling very happy about the
> whole exciting episode. After all, what could a minor
> speed ticket like that cost, maybe $25 ?
>
> Shock! - it cost me over $200. Paid ticket, was glad
> the law put me in my place, criminal that I am.
Where did you get $200?
>
> Now 10 out of 10 cars pass me because I lock my speed at
> 55mph, very unnerving to have _every_ car on the road
> pass me on that 20 mile stretch to the main highway.
>
> Just got a notice from my AAA auto insurer, they say they
> are jacking up my annual premium from $200 to $500
> because of the ticket.
So you are a shitty driver. They don't raise your rates for one ticket.
You have had many tickets. You should be more careful and obey the law.
>
> Put my new 2009 Camry up on blocks, filed a non-operation
> form with local motor vehicle dept because I just do not have
> the money to pay the auto insurance annual premium.
So you have no money? How will you get to your minimum wage job?
>
> That leaves me 25 miles away from the nearest food market,
> with no possible way to get food, was on the phone all day
> trying to arrange some food delivery scheme, no luck so far.
>
I suggest walking. Start now. You will be back by sunset.
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