Re: Sorry mates! I'm trying...

Hello Mr. Murphy,

We are in receipt of your complaint.

Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED)
identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will
have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate
anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in
a Usenet newsgroup post.

That time will probably never come.

In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever
you please. Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you.

Respectfully (har-har),

The High-Tech Crime Squad

Mick Murphy wrote:

>They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.
>Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".
>They will do you for Montgomery's as well.
>--
>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
>
>"Mick Murphy" wrote:
>
>> Oh DEAR!
>> Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!
>> I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!
>> --
>> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>>
>> I ranted against mySELF when I wrote:
>>
>> >I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
>> >They are passing it on to the FBI.
>> >Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
>> >I told you I'd have the last laugh.
>> >--
>> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >
>> >
>> >"Mick Murphy" wrote:
>> >
>> >> THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!
>> >>
>> >> I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
>> >> I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
>> >> Sorry !!!!!
>> >> --
>> >> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>> >>
>> >> I lost it AGAIN when I wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
>> >> >z? NOT z ?
>> >> >
>> >> >You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
>> >> >--
>> >> >Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>>

Just a follow-up Mr. Murphy...
We still have your complaint on file.
It's just that we are really, really busy handling complaints that
have substance and that deal with illegal behaviour.

Rest assured when we find the time (it should be right after Hades
freezes over) we shall act on your complaint.


We wrote:

>Hello Mr. Murphy,
>
>We are in receipt of your complaint.
>
>Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED)
>identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will
>have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate
>anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in
>a Usenet newsgroup post.
>
>That time will probably never come.
>
>In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever
>you please. Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you.
>
>Respectfully (har-har),
>
>The High-Tech Crime Squad
>
>Mick Murphy wrote:
>
>>They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.
>>Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".
>>They will do you for Montgomery's as well.
>>--
>>Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
--
High-Tech Crime Squad
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