Re: The Vista Installation KIT

On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:20:26 +0300, "Theory of Everything"
<> wrote:

>Hello, I am a Chinese businessman thinking about making a product to sell
>along with vista.
>
>I will call it, "The Vista Installation KIT" and will include:
>
>1) A book with the one Billion most common problems of vista
>2) 2 aspirin when you get a headache trying to make vista work
>3) A rubber hammer that you can beat up your PC with, releasing stress
>without doing permanent damage to it.
>4) An envelope with prepaid postage and Bill Gates address on it, for you to
>write and send your hate mail after using vista.
>5) A copy of UBUNTU linux, hey its free so why not try it?
>6) A multimedia Cdrom collection (10 disk set) full of the funniest insults
>everyone has bashed FRANK B with in vista.general
>7) A lighter to burn the vista dvd, so you can feel better after all the
>frustration.
>
>All this for only $9.99
>
>What do you think?

Great idea! It's sure to ****-off Frank. Watch the little monkey dance
and **** all over himself.

"Ringmaster" <> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:20:26 +0300, "Theory of Everything"
> <> wrote:
>
>>Hello, I am a Chinese businessman thinking about making a product to sell
>>along with vista.
>>
>>I will call it, "The Vista Installation KIT" and will include:
>>
>>1) A book with the one Billion most common problems of vista
>>2) 2 aspirin when you get a headache trying to make vista work
>>3) A rubber hammer that you can beat up your PC with, releasing stress
>>without doing permanent damage to it.
>>4) An envelope with prepaid postage and Bill Gates address on it, for you
>>to
>>write and send your hate mail after using vista.
>>5) A copy of UBUNTU linux, hey its free so why not try it?
>>6) A multimedia Cdrom collection (10 disk set) full of the funniest
>>insults
>>everyone has bashed FRANK B with in vista.general
>>7) A lighter to burn the vista dvd, so you can feel better after all the
>>frustration.
>>
>>All this for only $9.99
>>
>>What do you think?
>
> Great idea! It's sure to ****-off Frank. Watch the little monkey dance
> and **** all over himself.

So you can eat it up? You are one sick ****tard.