Revised Rules of Conduct for the Vista General Newsgroup

Rules of conduct (revised):

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newrules wrote:

> Rules of conduct (revised):


Can Bill Maher sue Butt Monkey for stealing his bit and making it totally
unfunny?

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"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
news:WHwMj.29263$.. .
> newrules wrote:
>
>> Rules of conduct (revised):
>
>
> Can Bill Maher sue Butt Monkey for stealing his bit and making it totally
> unfunny?
>

So you think your site is funnier?


> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

Now this is funny. Damn Funny

> > ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE THE FLU, JUST FYI.
>
> I Am So Sick I Just Blew Chunks. Just FYI.
>
> I Feel So Bad, I Should Go Back To My Room.
>
>
> Come On Chunks, Good Dog, Come On Boy, Let's Go In The Other Room. Good
> Dog.
>



"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
news:WHwMj.29263$.. .
> newrules wrote:
>
>> Rules of conduct (revised):
>
>
> Can Bill Maher sue Butt Monkey for stealing his bit and making it totally
> unfunny?
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

kevpan815 wrote:

> "kurttrail" <> wrote in
> message news:WHwMj.29263$.. .
>> newrules wrote:
>>
>>> Rules of conduct (revised):
>>
>>
>> Can Bill Maher sue Butt Monkey for stealing his bit and making it
>> totally unfunny?
>>
>>
> So you think your site is funnier?

Yeah. I think having irritable bowel syndrome is funnier than your new
rules.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

kevpan815 wrote:

> Now this is funny. Damn Funny

I didn't say it wasn't, but why are you so obsessed with bestiality?

>
>> > ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE THE FLU, JUST FYI.
>>
>> I Am So Sick I Just Blew Chunks. Just FYI.
>>
>> I Feel So Bad, I Should Go Back To My Room.
>>
>>
>> Come On Chunks, Good Dog

What I just edited out was superfluous. Otherwise yes, I did LOL. But
you didn't have you heart into the new rules bit, and it showed.

You need a lot of work knowing when to hit the Send button, and when to
cancel out before sending.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
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"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
news:45xMj.28615$.. .
> kevpan815 wrote:
>
>> Now this is funny. Damn Funny
>
> I didn't say it wasn't, but why are you so obsessed with bestiality?
>
>>
>>> > ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE THE FLU, JUST FYI.
>>>
>>> I Am So Sick I Just Blew Chunks. Just FYI.
>>>
>>> I Feel So Bad, I Should Go Back To My Room.
>>>
>>>
>>> Come On Chunks, Good Dog
>
> What I just edited out was superfluous. Otherwise yes, I did LOL. But
> you didn't have you heart into the new rules bit, and it showed.
>
> You need a lot of work knowing when to hit the Send button, and when to
> cancel out before sending.
>

I Will Work On It A Bit More. Sometimes A Bit More Polish Is Needed. Sort
Of Like Polishing The Knob If You Know What I Mean!


> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:52:47 -0700, "newrules" <>
wrote:

>Rules of conduct (revised):
>
>Appropriate Language: The purpose of our communities is to exchange
>technical information and expertise about Microsoft products. Please try to
>avoid personal attacks, slurs, and profanity in your interactions, but if
>you can't avoid the personal attacks, make the post count. Blast the other
>poster for being a complete idiot. When the gloves come off, profanity is
>encouraged and sometimes expected. Remember there will always be retards
>coming to the Vista.General group.

There already retards in this newsgroup. They're called MVP's and
fanboys.