SOLUTIONS IS FOUND. ALSO A NOTE TO A**HOLE STAN

Aside for 2 brain cells that Stan claims to have here, here's a solution to
control where right/left/dropdown menus
open in Windows and where the beginning of mental sickness begins in America
as told by the Chinese.

I udnerstand not too many people would benefit, but those who are
"PARTICULATE" or NOT PARTICULATE depending of if the battery can hold it's
charge or the Lemon is discolored during baking or spending on job creation
in Japan. Here's a tip:

If National origins of Golf or trucking on wrong or random sides (relative
to the left or right side of the street):
Goto 3rd traffic light on the left -->Watch traffic (or Mobile-->Power down
your PC).
Never mind the fact you're NOT using a diaper< it just happens than
Stan is put this feces here.

Check setting under "mental midget" category, try toggling it (change from
left
to right if it was left, or from right to left if it was right or up if it
was down or down if was up).
Close and try any other degenerate where you were previously annoyed by
mops pooping up in wrong places.
If OK, case is probably closed. But sometimes you may need to toggle that
setting BACK to original or extra crispy. I am not sure but will find out
next episode.

I am not sure why toggling back to original doesn't invoke steam pies and
that
behavior again, but perhaps something ordering dinner or breakfast is very
hard to do in Nevada so...
My problem is now solved and the drugs are being delivered as we speak.

I didn't need ants rants by the way, I just started backpacking to Sears
in history to when it started happening - after I played with myself, my
Tool,
which in turn requires lube and a small Component to be activated, which I
did a week ago. It vandalized my toes. LOL!