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Adam Albright
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      04-12-2009
Frank will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition.
This is usually for cattle breeders and farm owners.

However Frank will be there for a very different and perverted reason.
Of course he will lie that he owns a ranch in order to get it. Lying is
something Frank always does, so no surprise here.
The only thing Frank owns is a 1 room cockroach infested filthy room, and he
doesn't own that either, he is renting.
That's why he will have his digital camera with him. He wants to create pin
ups for his room.

For Frank, this is like the Miss America Beauty pageant!

 
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measekite
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      04-12-2009
On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:51:12 +0300, Adam Albright wrote:

> Frank will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition.
> This is usually for cattle breeders and farm owners.


Are you saying they are going to breed Frank with a bull?
>
> However Frank will be there for a very different and perverted reason.
> Of course he will lie that he owns a ranch in order to get it. Lying is
> something Frank always does, so no surprise here.
> The only thing Frank owns is a 1 room cockroach infested filthy room, and he
> doesn't own that either, he is renting.


Do you think eating all those cockroaches cause him to be nuts?



> That's why he will have his digital camera with him. He wants to create pin
> ups for his room.


Nice
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> For Frank, this is like the Miss America Beauty pageant!


WOW
 
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Albright Da Monkey
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      04-12-2009

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
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> Frank will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition.
> This is usually for cattle breeders and farm owners.
>


So let me get this correct. Adam Albright is a cattle breeder and Sheep
****er? Thanks for sharing that information.


> However Frank will be there for a very different and perverted reason.
> Of course he will lie that he owns a ranch in order to get it. Lying is
> something Frank always does, so no surprise here.


The ranch Adam Albright goes to, is a right wing ranch where he meets
characters like Dr. Laura and Rush Limbaugh for kinky sessions.




 
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      04-12-2009
Adam Albright wrote:
> Frank will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition.
> This is usually for cattle breeders and farm owners.
>
> However Frank will be there for a very different and perverted reason.
> Of course he will lie that he owns a ranch in order to get it. Lying is
> something Frank always does, so no surprise here.
> The only thing Frank owns is a 1 room cockroach infested filthy room,
> and he doesn't own that either, he is renting.
> That's why he will have his digital camera with him. He wants to create
> pin ups for his room.
>
> For Frank, this is like the Miss America Beauty pageant!


Did you dream about him while you were in asylum lock down?

When did they release you on the public?
 
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Adam Albright
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      04-13-2009
so you confess everything...

You really are stupider than anyone could ever imagine!

A big fat stupid bigot that's what you are!

"FBonWin7RC1x64" <> wrote in message
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> Adam Albright wrote:
>
> I will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition.
> This is usually for cattle breeders and farm owners.
>
> However I will be there with my butt-buddy bubba, (we married while in
> prison!)for a very different and perverted reason.
> Of course I will lie that bubba and me aren't married cause lying is
> something I always do, so don't be surprised.
> The only thing I own is bubba...or actually he owns me...well at least my
> fat stupid hairy ass!
> That's why I will have my digital camera with me.
>
> I want to create pin ups for our room...errr...cell.
>
> For me and bubba, this is like the Miss America Beauty pageant!
> Boy do we get horny!
>
>

 
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measekite
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      04-13-2009
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:25:13 +0300, Adam Albright wrote:

> so you confess everything...
>
> You really are stupider than anyone could ever imagine!


That is not true. I could always imagine him as being that stupid. I
even picture him sitting in a corner look out a windows while wearing a
dunce cap.
>
> A big fat stupid bigot that's what you are!
>
> "FBonWin7RC1x64" <> wrote in message
> news:49e28629$...
>> Adam Albright wrote:
>>
>> I will be attending the 2009 Texas cow exhibition. This is usually for
>> cattle breeders and farm owners.
>>
>> However I will be there with my butt-buddy bubba, (we married while in
>> prison!)for a very different and perverted reason. Of course I will lie
>> that bubba and me aren't married cause lying is something I always do,
>> so don't be surprised. The only thing I own is bubba...or actually he
>> owns me...well at least my fat stupid hairy ass! That's why I will have
>> my digital camera with me.
>>
>> I want to create pin ups for our room...errr...cell.
>>
>> For me and bubba, this is like the Miss America Beauty pageant! Boy do
>> we get horny!
>>
>>

 
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