there is something about monkeys and Vista...

Vista seems to attract a large number of mokeys of all kinds...

I mean look at this newsgroup.. 99% of the fanboys swing in trees...

Could it be perhaps because vista was designed by Monkeys?

The Vista Experience...Designed by monkeys for monkeys! (TM)

Must I remind everyone of my classic post back in october 2006?

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In the 5 year period between windows releases Microsoft has a special
project that was "top secret".
They had sent expeditions to Africa to find the best quality baboons they
could find.
The reason for this is was a idea that flashed into the mind of Bill Gates
when he was visiting his local zoo.

"What if we could tap into the animal instinct and use that to help us
create better User Interfaces???"

The expedition smuggled 10 baboons and flied them to Redmond where after 3
months of training they were
put as heads if User Interface design for Vista, office2007, and Internet
explorer 7.
Using normal offices, wearing suites etc these monkeys were part of the
Microsoft team!

"It was a change for sure, and that's what we wanted for Vista products"
said the personnel manager of Microsoft.
"We wanted to tap into the animal instinct and give vista a "masculine"
feeling and look.
One word was on our mind, change change change.. we didn't really know what
to change or how to change it but we did need change, that's the role the
monkeys played."


"Our idea was that we believe that animals are far more intelligent than
with think. Baboons are primates like us and share 99% of our dna... we
wanted them to lead us in this new era and guide us with their instincts.
Hey and it was fun monkeying around with the baboons on the coffee breaks
too"


"The way the baboons taught us how to design Vista and the other new
products was ingenious!
We made special building blocks of various designs.. and we let the monkeys
play around with them...
after some time one monkey made the vista start menu, another one made the
Internet explorer 7 interface... and another made the office 2007 ribbon!"

"We would have never thought of these designs on our own!!!" Said one of the
senior developers for vista...


However this news when leaked this week created much controversy. Microsoft
was using animals for their own purposes, taking advantage of them, paying
them only with bananas
and coffee and an occasional smoke...


Microsoft spokesman, Gregory Nevel said to the press:
"It is our decision to put them on the payroll from now on.. if they are
good enough for making vista, they should be able to go online and order as
many bananas as they want"


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The above is a fictional story... but it may reflect reality in a humorous
way.

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:58:58 +0300, "I eat vista"
<> wrote:

>Vista seems to attract a large number of mokeys of all kinds...
>
>I mean look at this newsgroup.. 99% of the fanboys swing in trees...
>
>Could it be perhaps because vista was designed by Monkeys?
>
>The Vista Experience...Designed by monkeys for monkeys! (TM)

Like monkeys, fanboys are attracted to eye candy and will like monkeys
jump up and down and aimlessly screech, scratch and throw feces around
if any outsider encroaches in their territory. Fanboys foolishly
consider this newsgroup THEIR territory and will try to defend it like
monkeys in the wild will make a lot of noise from the trees and start
throwing things at any animal wandering in to what they perceive as
their exclusive area.

Take this newsgroup's head monkey, the idiot Frank. This monkey
considers this newsgroup HIS exclusive territory. He will try to
pounce on anyone talking facts about Vista. He will begin to screech,
scream and start throwing things around in some feeble attempt to
defend Microsoft, his beloved 800 pound gorilla.

It isn't so much Frank likes gorillas. In fact monkeys and gorillas
don't get along that well in the wild. Frank defends Microsoft out of
fear of getting sat on, punched in the face or maybe thrown out of his
tree. It isn't that the 800 pound gorilla gives Frank anything. In
fact the 800 pound gorilla named Microsoft doesn't even known the
monkey Frank exists and couldn't care less how many monkeys jump and
down and dance in this goofy jungle called the general group. A fact
that never dawns on the monkeys.

Frank like some of the others here being nothing but screeching, ill
behaved monkeys don't have the skills necessary to have any
intelligent discussions. Therefore the monkey squad, also known as
fanboys are limited to jumping up and down, making noise, throwing
things around, typically feces, and in general just being silly
monkeys putting on a show for our amusement.

Stupid answer

"Adam Albright" wrote:

> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:58:58 +0300, "I eat vista"
> <> wrote:
>
> >Vista seems to attract a large number of mokeys of all kinds...
> >
> >I mean look at this newsgroup.. 99% of the fanboys swing in trees...
> >
> >Could it be perhaps because vista was designed by Monkeys?
> >
> >The Vista Experience...Designed by monkeys for monkeys! (TM)
>
> Like monkeys, fanboys are attracted to eye candy and will like monkeys
> jump up and down and aimlessly screech, scratch and throw feces around
> if any outsider encroaches in their territory. Fanboys foolishly
> consider this newsgroup THEIR territory and will try to defend it like
> monkeys in the wild will make a lot of noise from the trees and start
> throwing things at any animal wandering in to what they perceive as
> their exclusive area.
>
> Take this newsgroup's head monkey, the idiot Frank. This monkey
> considers this newsgroup HIS exclusive territory. He will try to
> pounce on anyone talking facts about Vista. He will begin to screech,
> scream and start throwing things around in some feeble attempt to
> defend Microsoft, his beloved 800 pound gorilla.
>
> It isn't so much Frank likes gorillas. In fact monkeys and gorillas
> don't get along that well in the wild. Frank defends Microsoft out of
> fear of getting sat on, punched in the face or maybe thrown out of his
> tree. It isn't that the 800 pound gorilla gives Frank anything. In
> fact the 800 pound gorilla named Microsoft doesn't even known the
> monkey Frank exists and couldn't care less how many monkeys jump and
> down and dance in this goofy jungle called the general group. A fact
> that never dawns on the monkeys.
>
> Frank like some of the others here being nothing but screeching, ill
> behaved monkeys don't have the skills necessary to have any
> intelligent discussions. Therefore the monkey squad, also known as
> fanboys are limited to jumping up and down, making noise, throwing
> things around, typically feces, and in general just being silly
> monkeys putting on a show for our amusement.
>
>

Stupid post.

"I eat vista" wrote:

> Vista seems to attract a large number of mokeys of all kinds...
>
> I mean look at this newsgroup.. 99% of the fanboys swing in trees...
>
> Could it be perhaps because vista was designed by Monkeys?
>
> The Vista Experience...Designed by monkeys for monkeys! (TM)
>
> Must I remind everyone of my classic post back in october 2006?
>
> -----
>
> In the 5 year period between windows releases Microsoft has a special
> project that was "top secret".
> They had sent expeditions to Africa to find the best quality baboons they
> could find.
> The reason for this is was a idea that flashed into the mind of Bill Gates
> when he was visiting his local zoo.
>
> "What if we could tap into the animal instinct and use that to help us
> create better User Interfaces???"
>
> The expedition smuggled 10 baboons and flied them to Redmond where after 3
> months of training they were
> put as heads if User Interface design for Vista, office2007, and Internet
> explorer 7.
> Using normal offices, wearing suites etc these monkeys were part of the
> Microsoft team!
>
> "It was a change for sure, and that's what we wanted for Vista products"
> said the personnel manager of Microsoft.
> "We wanted to tap into the animal instinct and give vista a "masculine"
> feeling and look.
> One word was on our mind, change change change.. we didn't really know what
> to change or how to change it but we did need change, that's the role the
> monkeys played."
>
>
> "Our idea was that we believe that animals are far more intelligent than
> with think. Baboons are primates like us and share 99% of our dna... we
> wanted them to lead us in this new era and guide us with their instincts.
> Hey and it was fun monkeying around with the baboons on the coffee breaks
> too"
>
>
> "The way the baboons taught us how to design Vista and the other new
> products was ingenious!
> We made special building blocks of various designs.. and we let the monkeys
> play around with them...
> after some time one monkey made the vista start menu, another one made the
> Internet explorer 7 interface... and another made the office 2007 ribbon!"
>
> "We would have never thought of these designs on our own!!!" Said one of the
> senior developers for vista...
>
>
> However this news when leaked this week created much controversy. Microsoft
> was using animals for their own purposes, taking advantage of them, paying
> them only with bananas
> and coffee and an occasional smoke...
>
>
> Microsoft spokesman, Gregory Nevel said to the press:
> "It is our decision to put them on the payroll from now on.. if they are
> good enough for making vista, they should be able to go online and order as
> many bananas as they want"
>
>
> -------
> The above is a fictional story... but it may reflect reality in a humorous
> way.
>
>
>
>
>

Adam Albright wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:58:58 +0300, "I eat vista"
> <> wrote:
>
>> Vista seems to attract a large number of mokeys of all kinds...
>>
>> I mean look at this newsgroup.. 99% of the fanboys swing in trees...
>>
>> Could it be perhaps because vista was designed by Monkeys?
>>
>> The Vista Experience...Designed by monkeys for monkeys! (TM)
>
> Like monkeys, fanboys are attracted to eye candy and will like monkeys
> jump up and down and aimlessly screech, scratch and throw feces around
> if any outsider encroaches in their territory. Fanboys foolishly
> consider this newsgroup THEIR territory and will try to defend it like
> monkeys in the wild will make a lot of noise from the trees and start
> throwing things at any animal wandering in to what they perceive as
> their exclusive area.
>
> Take this newsgroup's head monkey, the idiot Frank. This monkey
> considers this newsgroup HIS exclusive territory. He will try to
> pounce on anyone talking facts about Vista. He will begin to screech,
> scream and start throwing things around in some feeble attempt to
> defend Microsoft, his beloved 800 pound gorilla.
>
> It isn't so much Frank likes gorillas. In fact monkeys and gorillas
> don't get along that well in the wild. Frank defends Microsoft out of
> fear of getting sat on, punched in the face or maybe thrown out of his
> tree. It isn't that the 800 pound gorilla gives Frank anything. In
> fact the 800 pound gorilla named Microsoft doesn't even known the
> monkey Frank exists and couldn't care less how many monkeys jump and
> down and dance in this goofy jungle called the general group. A fact
> that never dawns on the monkeys.
>
> Frank like some of the others here being nothing but screeching, ill
> behaved monkeys don't have the skills necessary to have any
> intelligent discussions. Therefore the monkey squad, also known as
> fanboys are limited to jumping up and down, making noise, throwing
> things around, typically feces, and in general just being silly
> monkeys putting on a show for our amusement.
>


It also belies the myth that is you gave enough monkeys enough keyboards
one of them would eventually type something sensible...

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:52:00 -0700, V.A <>
wrote:

>Stupid answer

You want stupid? Being a dumb top poster like you and leaving my
entire post when all you added was 'stupid answer'. Now really, who's
the real stupid person? Still don't know, find a mirror.

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:52:00 -0700, V.A <>
wrote:

>Stupid post.
>
Thanks for removing all doubt. You ARE a stupid top posting moron.

I eat vista wrote:

----loser diatribe from our resident space cadet deleted--

You just can't stand the fact that there are millions and millions of
very satisfied Vista users, can you?
It's all because you yourself can't get one install of Vista to run
properly...which says a lot about your total lack of computer acumen.
You're jealous and you take your ignorance of computers out on this ng.
You're a real loser!
Frank

> It also belies the myth that is you gave enough monkeys enough keyboards
> one of them would eventually type something sensible...

how do YOU think the vista code was written???? lol


....

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:59:04 -0700, Frank <> wrote:

>I eat vista wrote:
>
>----loser diatribe from our resident space cadet deleted--
>
>You just can't stand the fact that there are millions and millions of
>very satisfied Vista users, can you?

Clueless ****wit response. You have no idea how many people are
satisfied with Vista or displeased. All you got is your over active
imagination.

>It's all because you yourself can't get one install of Vista to run
>properly...which says a lot about your total lack of computer acumen.

Your standard response. Yet it was YOU that told us you had to call
your 'private consultants' for help with Vista that turned out to be
you calling Microsoft help line.

ROTFLAMO!

>You're jealous and you take your ignorance of computers out on this ng.
>You're a real loser!

Actually a nut job that pretends he has private consultants when in
fact he just calls Microsoft support like anyone can is the real
loser.