Times Have CHANGED!

I don't like how things have changed. Suddenly we have millions of
smarty-pants know-it-all idiots, some on sites with lots of traffic,
blogging blogging blogging about how bad vista is. Then you have the RSS
feeds the email subscriptions... So many people openly and freely ACCUSING
VISTA of being horrid and then spreading the word!!!!

I HATE IT. I loved the time back in the 9x days when we could create a
horrible product like windows Me, and almost NO ONE had a good way to
protest!

Sure there were a few magazines or sites that had limited traffic
complaining, but it was not a real problem, our Billions thrown in Marketing
would be enough to transform their whining into a whimper! But Now?

Now suddenly everyone has an OPINION!!!

And who are THEY to tell US how to make our Products? We want for example to
decide to remove the UP button from windows explorer, and THATS IT. Why
should we debate this? What is this? A frikin DEMOCRACY???

NOT! If you want democracy go install Linux and become one with a small
group of losers that dont even have 5% of the market. NO SIR. Here we dont
have a democracy, we have a dictatorship, a monopoly, and the power to
remove that UP button whether YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! We decide to give you a
crummy BREADCRUMB and not an UP button and you will take it and you will
START liking whether you like it or NOT! We decide whats best for you and
remove your ability to CUSTOMISE everything (paying all those Indian guys
for support is already too kind on our.. don't aggravate us because we will
remove that help too!)

But things are even worse. now you have those media sites like YOUTUBE, were
everyone can FREELY make fun of our products by showing them shredding Vista
disks, blowing them up or showing how bad some features are like for example
speech recognition! This is Slander! And we will not permit it!

You cant have every single little kid there with a web cam go online and
spread the word about how horrible vista is!
Its not good for business and we dont like that at all... Therefore from now
on in the EULA it will be stated that we can SUE and persecute any LEGALLY
if they say ANYTHING bad about Vista. The methods used by the record
companies and MP3's are very effective.. sue a few with astronomical fines,
and suddenly everyone will be afraid! Thats the POWER in YOUR hands!

All these people thinking for themselves is BAD for our business... our
current strategy is to DISCREDIT anyone who says vista is bad by calling him
an ill informed nincompoop and pulling the strings to get him ridiculed and
eventually fired.

BE WARNED. Thank you and have a nice day

- Bill Baffelweed, President of Marketing and customer relations.

Note> This is a Fictional story, any resemblance between any real products,
the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental