Too funny to pass up

Remember... Republicans say they are all for family values. I guess
that's why so many of them have affairs and children out of wedlock.
Anyhow there's a new name for Americans to learn. Levi Johnston.

Who's that? The 18 year old punk that knocked up Alaska Gov. Sarah
Palin's daughter who wants to be your next vice president. Here's the
funny part. According to news sources this boy right now is on some
plane headed for the Republican Convention. He will sit proudly in
McCain's personal box for all to see along side his future
mother-in-law and wave to the crowd. I guess Republicans appreciate
teenagers having sex and accordingly give them a box seat at their
Convention.

So if you run for vice president as a right winger you invite the boy
to the convention that screwed your daughter behind your back. Way to
go mom! Say, was it your idea to invite the boy or was it McCains?

Must be to show the country that Palin has leadership potential. Sure,
be a heart beat away from assuming the office of president and not
even be aware your 17 year old daughter is doing it in the basement
and gets knocked up.

And you thought Bush was bad.

"Ringmaster" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Remember... Republicans say they are all for family values. I guess
> that's why so many of them have affairs and children out of wedlock.
> Anyhow there's a new name for Americans to learn. Levi Johnston.
>
> Who's that? The 18 year old punk that knocked up Alaska Gov. Sarah
> Palin's daughter who wants to be your next vice president. Here's the
> funny part. According to news sources this boy right now is on some
> plane headed for the Republican Convention. He will sit proudly in
> McCain's personal box for all to see along side his future
> mother-in-law and wave to the crowd. I guess Republicans appreciate
> teenagers having sex and accordingly give them a box seat at their
> Convention.
>
> So if you run for vice president as a right winger you invite the boy
> to the convention that screwed your daughter behind your back. Way to
> go mom! Say, was it your idea to invite the boy or was it McCains?
>
> Must be to show the country that Palin has leadership potential. Sure,
> be a heart beat away from assuming the office of president and not
> even be aware your 17 year old daughter is doing it in the basement
> and gets knocked up.
>
> And you thought Bush was bad.
>

I monitor this newsgroup because my children's computers run Vista & am
trying to learn as much as I can about the OS. I just need to ask this
question though. Is this guy the resident troll for this group? I just need
to know so I can ignore any technical advice he offers.
Btw, I have no political party affiliation but thank God Hillary didn't get
the presidential nomination nor the VP nod, then, because, according to the
reasoning of this walking think tank (& thank God he shared his analysis
with us before the election), she would never have been able to run the
country because she had no knowledge of her president/husband's enjoyment of
fine cigars with a female intern in the oval office.
Thank you....really. I can't believe I was actually watching news coverage
of this woman as a VP candidate knowing now that her teenage daughter had
been having sex at some time in the past. God, who knows what her oldest son
might do in Iraq?
God bless you....I am so lost & clueless. I was actually listening to the
candidates on both sides & ignoring what their children do. What does your
dossier say about Obama's daughters? Our country's future depends on it.
Thank you again for your services.

Obama for change...because that's all you'll have left after you pay his
exhorbitant tax rates...
After listening to the Rev Wright for 20 years, we're supposed to believe
Obama shares none of Wright's views?
You are judged by the company you keep.
And all of YOUR kids were virgins at 17? Surrrrreeeee they were! LOL

"Rich" <> wrote in message
news:qYovk.15230$...
>
>
> "Ringmaster" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Remember... Republicans say they are all for family values. I guess
>> that's why so many of them have affairs and children out of wedlock.
>> Anyhow there's a new name for Americans to learn. Levi Johnston.
>>
>> Who's that? The 18 year old punk that knocked up Alaska Gov. Sarah
>> Palin's daughter who wants to be your next vice president. Here's the
>> funny part. According to news sources this boy right now is on some
>> plane headed for the Republican Convention. He will sit proudly in
>> McCain's personal box for all to see along side his future
>> mother-in-law and wave to the crowd. I guess Republicans appreciate
>> teenagers having sex and accordingly give them a box seat at their
>> Convention.
>>
>> So if you run for vice president as a right winger you invite the boy
>> to the convention that screwed your daughter behind your back. Way to
>> go mom! Say, was it your idea to invite the boy or was it McCains?
>>
>> Must be to show the country that Palin has leadership potential. Sure,
>> be a heart beat away from assuming the office of president and not
>> even be aware your 17 year old daughter is doing it in the basement
>> and gets knocked up.
>>
>> And you thought Bush was bad.
>>
>
> I monitor this newsgroup because my children's computers run Vista & am
> trying to learn as much as I can about the OS. I just need to ask this
> question though. Is this guy the resident troll for this group? I just
> need to know so I can ignore any technical advice he offers.
> Btw, I have no political party affiliation but thank God Hillary didn't
> get the presidential nomination nor the VP nod, then, because, according
> to the reasoning of this walking think tank (& thank God he shared his
> analysis with us before the election), she would never have been able to
> run the country because she had no knowledge of her president/husband's
> enjoyment of fine cigars with a female intern in the oval office.
> Thank you....really. I can't believe I was actually watching news coverage
> of this woman as a VP candidate knowing now that her teenage daughter had
> been having sex at some time in the past. God, who knows what her oldest
> son might do in Iraq?
> God bless you....I am so lost & clueless. I was actually listening to the
> candidates on both sides & ignoring what their children do. What does your
> dossier say about Obama's daughters? Our country's future depends on it.
> Thank you again for your services.

On Tue, 2 Sep 2008 22:07:38 -0700, "Rich" <> wrote:

>
>
>"Ringmaster" <> wrote in message
>news:.. .
>> Remember... Republicans say they are all for family values. I guess
>> that's why so many of them have affairs and children out of wedlock.
>> Anyhow there's a new name for Americans to learn. Levi Johnston.
>>
>> Who's that? The 18 year old punk that knocked up Alaska Gov. Sarah
>> Palin's daughter who wants to be your next vice president. Here's the
>> funny part. According to news sources this boy right now is on some
>> plane headed for the Republican Convention. He will sit proudly in
>> McCain's personal box for all to see along side his future
>> mother-in-law and wave to the crowd. I guess Republicans appreciate
>> teenagers having sex and accordingly give them a box seat at their
>> Convention.
>>
>> So if you run for vice president as a right winger you invite the boy
>> to the convention that screwed your daughter behind your back. Way to
>> go mom! Say, was it your idea to invite the boy or was it McCains?
>>
>> Must be to show the country that Palin has leadership potential. Sure,
>> be a heart beat away from assuming the office of president and not
>> even be aware your 17 year old daughter is doing it in the basement
>> and gets knocked up.
>>
>> And you thought Bush was bad.
>>
>
>I monitor this newsgroup because my children's computers run Vista & am
>trying to learn as much as I can about the OS. I just need to ask this
>question though. Is this guy the resident troll for this group?


Typical Repug response.

Oh... since you asked, the resident troll is Frank.

He's probably a dumb ass Republican like you.