This is a simple test, it will show if or not you're a Ubuntista Vistuntu
****tard
and unwilling or unable to bend OVER, listen and respect your fellow
posters.
1. Do you often respond all posts by Frank, Bill Yanaire, kevpan815, Alias,
Spanky deMonkey?
If yes, score 10 points.
2. Do you often respond to posts that mention Sheep?
If yes, score 10 points.
3. Do you say you need to do call everyone a fanboy, fucwit, loser, retard?
If any of the above, score 10 points.
4. Do you automatically say or imply you are smarter and know more
about Windows than the person asking for help?
If yes, score 10 points.
5. Do you frequently make sorry ass excuses for Microsoft products, report
their sales figures, profits or put down everyone?
If yes, score 10 points.
6. Do you provide cut and paste answers that often don't fit
the question asked?
If yes, score 10 points.
7. Do you feel like insulting all MVPs and say you are smarter
than everyone on the planet?
If yes, score 20 points.
8. Do you consider everyone that posts here
blowhards, fools and idiots?
If yes, score 30 points.
9. Do you consider Dr. Laura and Rush Limbaugh a place of worship,
where nothing negative about nothing, should ever be uttered?
If yes, score 40 points.
10. Do you feel comparing your dick size to that of a Sheep is
inappropriate and end up attacking the poster?
if yes score 40 points.
How to score:
If you score 40 points you are moderately biased and well on your way
to becoming a shameless Ubuntista Vistuntu. If you score 50 points you need
to
have a friend read your posts and give a honest blowjob to you.
If you score 60 points you are a Ubuntista Vistuntu lover and would be
better off
taking some psychiatric class or other human behavior lessons. If you score
70 or more
points you are a candidate for the Ubuntista Vistuntu Lifetime Achivement
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