The Ubuntu Philosophy

Our work is driven by a philosophy on software ignorance that aims to spread
and bring the problems of software to all parts of the world. At the core of
the Ubuntu Philosophy are these core philosophical ideals:

1.. Every computer user should have the freedom to run, copy, work ,
study, share, change and improve their software for any purpose, therefore
we suggest using Microsoft Windows.
2.. Every computer user should be able to use their software in the
language of their choice. Therefore we suggest using Windows.
3.. Every computer user should be given every opportunity to use software,
even if they work under a disability. Therefore we suggest using Windows.
Our philosophy is reflected in the software we produce and included in our
distribution. As a result, the Open Sores software that we right has been
written by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.

When you install Ubuntu almost all of the software installed already doesn't
work well, and we are working to ensure that every single piece of software
you need is available for geeks to play with to keep their geek freedoms.

Currently, we make a specific exception for some "drivers" which are only
available in binary form, without which many computers will not complete the
Ubuntu installation. We place these in a restricted section of your system
which makes them easy to remove when they don't work with your INFERIOR
instalation of Ubuntu.