Useful Idiots Club Recruiting Drive

Hi, my name is Frank. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend my
days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
really good friends, Yanaire and Spanky. They're as crazy as I am and
we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.

Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
sheep, pigs and getting drunk.

I'm a Microsoft fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
make them, I'm a nut, but I still am Microsoft's biggest fan here.

I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Microsoft
like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
Vista is to scream you're too stupid to know how to install Vista. I
know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
I'm crazy.

So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
watch Spanky or Yanaire, they are getting really good at being village
idiots too.

Inline corrections made.
Your welcome, NotSoBright.

"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Hi, my name is Adam Albright. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend
> my
> days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
> goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
> really good friends, Alias and Ringmaster(doppleganger). They're as crazy
> as I am and
> we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
> under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
> one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
> day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.
>
> Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
> handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
> business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
> businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
> say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
> story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
> sheep, pigs and getting drunk.
>
> I'm a Fuzzy Sheep fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
> they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
> make them, I'm a nut, but I still am a Fuzzy Sheep's biggest fan here.
>
> I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
> of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Fuzzy Sheep
> like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
> Fuzzy Sheep is to scream you're too stupid to know how to hump Fuzzy
> Sheep. I
> know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
> best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
> and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
> I'm crazy.
>
> So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
> want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
> requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
> watch Alias or Ringmaster, they are getting really good at being village
> idiots too.
>

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0400, "Hobbes" <>
wrote:

>Inline corrections made.

Oh boy, a potential recruit!

Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
I count.

1
2
3
4
5

Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.

Frank wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0400, "Hobbes" <>
> wrote:
>
>> Inline corrections made.
>
> Oh boy, a potential recruit!
>
> Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
> I count.
>
> 1
> 2
> 3
> 4
> 5
>
> Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.

Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.

I don't wanna be in your club.
Try alt.weirdo.notsobright.fuzzysheep

adam albright wrote:
> Hi, my name is adam albright. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend my
> days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
> goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
> really good friends, Yanaire and Spanky. They're as crazy as I am and
> we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
> under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
> one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
> day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.
>
> Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
> handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
> business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
> businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
> say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
> story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
> sheep, pigs and getting drunk.
>
> I'm a Microsoft fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
> they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
> make them, I'm a nut, but I still am Microsoft's biggest fan here.
>
> I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
> of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Microsoft
> like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
> Vista is to scream you're too stupid to know how to install Vista. I
> know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
> best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
> and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
> I'm crazy.
>
> So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
> want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
> requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
> watch Spanky or Yanaire, they are getting really good at being village
> idiots too.

adam albright wrote:

>
>
> Oh boy, I am a potential recruit!
>
> I will prove I am an idiot by pushing my head in and out of my ass as
> I count.
>
> 1
> 2
> 3
> 4
> 5
>
> Wow! I can do it! I am now a official member of Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
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You must be really stinking drunk today mr pig!...LOL!

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:06:14 -0400, Hobbes <> wrote:

>Frank wrote:
>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0400, "Hobbes" <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Inline corrections made.
>>
>> Oh boy, a potential recruit!
>>
>> Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
>> I count.
>>
>> 1
>> 2
>> 3
>> 4
>> 5
>>
>> Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
>
>Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
>Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
>You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.
>

What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.

"Ringmaster" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:06:14 -0400, Hobbes <> wrote:
>
>>Frank wrote:
>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0400, "Hobbes" <>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Inline corrections made.
>>>
>>> Oh boy, a potential recruit!
>>>
>>> Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
>>> I count.
>>>
>>> 1
>>> 2
>>> 3
>>> 4
>>> 5
>>>
>>> Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
>>
>>Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
>>Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
>>You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.
>>
>
> What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
> Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
> recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
> watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.

What others ?
Are you with a whole drove of sheep ?
If you could satisfy those sheep, they wouldn't be thinking of me.

Ringmaster wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:06:14 -0400, Hobbes <> wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0400, "Hobbes" <>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Inline corrections made.
>>> Oh boy, a potential recruit!
>>>
>>> Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
>>> I count.
>>>
>>> 1
>>> 2
>>> 3
>>> 4
>>> 5
>>>
>>> Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
>> Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
>> Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
>> You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.
>>
>
> What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
> Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
> recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
> watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.

When did you ever come to your senses Ringmaster Albright? And then
there is the Ringmaster A-Hole club, and you're the only one in it, big
adult size diaper wearer.